WHY CEDRIC, WHY?
It’s like the kid that was hit by the train in Stand By Me.
The rock feud of the century: Fall Out Boy v. The Killers.
Tee-hee. The titles of these lectures already offend me.
Well, Jake, I spy a hickey. Could it be from Heath?
Well, since Heath has to prove his uber-heteosexuality after making out with Jake, he is starring as the titular role in Cassonova.
You know what looks good? North Country. Kind of the Accused meets Monster meets Roseanne. (Remember when they worked in that plastics factory with George Clooney?)
Also, Flightplan was a letdown. Should have been called Panic Room 2: Panic at 30,000 feet. Although it did have Peter Sarsgaard playing himself, someone with a lazy eyelid and a child molester’s voice. Love him. It made me certainly blow chunks thinking about my upcoming flight to Florida.
