take a look at me now

great, I am obsessed with these blog chain things now.

7 things I plan to do before I die:

1. Live in Madrid.
2. Publish a book.
3. Develop a cult following.
4. Wear a size 00 to see what it feels like.
5. Help create an underground revolution.
6. See my gay friends marry legally.
7. Perform with an improv troupe.

7 things I can do:
1. Hold a good pity party.
2. Play the bass guitar (kind of).
3. Knit.
4. Read quickly.
5. Find other people's mistakes.
6. Explain anything I'm thinking and feeling, as long as it's written rather than spoken.
7. Rebel.

7 things I cannot do:
1. Sleep straight through the night.
2. Play sports or ride a bike.
3. Sing.
4. Live with my parents.
5. Have children.
6. Compromise my principles.
7. Understand why people are such morons.

7 things that attract me to another person:
1. Humor
2. Cynicism
3. Appreciation for pop culture.
4. Original taste in music.
5. Intelligence (book and street smarts)
6. progressive political views
7. arm hair (don't ask)

7 things I say most often:
1. WHAT?
2. I'm going to kill myself.
3. I'm bored with the conversation.
4. Whatevs.
5. Don't even get me started.
6. Look at this picture of a hot celebrity.
7. That was a really interesting story.

Now your turn! Post yours in the comments, or on your blog and leave a link here. I am sure I will see my usual readers, but Kevin, Brian, Mario, Justin…I know you lurk here, so I want to hear from you too.