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the lightning rod

In broadway, people on February 28, 2006 at 11:47 pm

So, back from New York. Sometimes is fucking sucks to come back home. But, it was absolutely lovely to see people I know and love. I also ate frigging great food and of course, hardcore Olympic watching, a trip to the UCB. There was a sketch about someone whose life is worthless except for the fact that she had great taste in music. And it hit a little too close to home, folks. Other thoughts:

I spent lots of time on the Upper West Side and Washington Heights, both of which I spent no time when I actually lived in New York. So it was like a whole new city.

It’s weird how perceptions and preconceived notions affect me still. I got off the train at 125th street and went through Harlem to get through Erin’s. Harlem has such a connotation to everyone, and not much of it is true. Clearly I was fine and Harlem is not what people make it out to be. But it is interesting to see how the class system works, because as soon as you get past Broadway on the wast side, the stores completely change from discount department stores to Ann Taylors and Banana Republics.

I really had no urge to shop, except when I went a little crazy at my favorite store, Laila Rowe.

Erin and I totally did some sociological analyisis of New York City Urban Theory through the eyes of the Baby Sitters Club. I don’t think we could even think of a part of Manhattan that was considered dangerous or seedy as depicted in the late eighties and in movies. Oh, how I love gentrification.

Also loved seeing old co-workers and aquaintances. It was a real kick on my ass to make me realize that I need to do something about my situation and circumstances because I am sliding backwards on the social adaptability scale.

this is a story about Fall Out Boy

In Fall Out Boy, eye candy on February 28, 2006 at 11:20 pm

So I was reading the Rolling Stone with the Fall Out Boy feature on their tour. Oh the hilarity! It turned out to be some sort of weird modeling shoot. I find it titulating, awkward, and hilarious all at the same time.

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far east connecticut

In rant on February 28, 2006 at 4:14 pm

Aw shucks. Thanks for all the kind word. I will post in a bit, about my weekend and about other stuff (I have 2346 blog feeds to read) along with some music. I just got the new albums from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Built to Spill. I'll maybe post those and some other stuff in a bit.

I miss the Olympics already.

But there is a replacement- Cops Mardi Gras!

I'm saying I'm not going to, but I know am going to end up watching The Real World Key West.

buckwheat and spelt

In nyc, people on February 26, 2006 at 2:34 pm

The food here is simply scrumptious. last night we had vegan spelt pizza and today wheat-free berry pancakes.

Anyway, Erin, I'm running downstairs for a minute.

totes

In nyc, people on February 25, 2006 at 7:33 pm

Well, I'm live blogging from Erin's. We are in the same room but can't communicate unless it is through a blog. Actually, almost every conversation started "so did you see on my blog?"

Anyway Erin, make sure the tv is free to so we can watch the slolem races.

Erin's dorm is nicer than expected. Although you have to pee in sinks.

Fuck. I left one dorm to stay in another.

i’m outty

In nyc, people on February 25, 2006 at 8:19 am

Well, I'm off to NYC for the weekend to nurse Hammers back to health and to wander the streets. I'll guess now I'll be able to test and see if flu shots really work.

pinch me

In film, pop culture goodness on February 24, 2006 at 6:28 am

I must be dreaming. I must be dreaming. I must be dreaming. I must be dreaming. I must be dreaming. I must be dreaming.

“40-Year-Old Virgin” co-star Paul Rudd has joined the cast of “Reno 911: Miami,” the big-screen version of the heavily improvised Comedy Central TV show. Currently shooting in the Los Angeles area, the film focuses on the not-so-brave men and women of the Washoe County Sheriff’s Department as they attend a law-enforcement convention in Miami and end up becoming unlikely defenders against a bioterrorist attack.

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some eye candy

In eye candy on February 23, 2006 at 10:26 pm

Don't get me started on the fucked up, poor excuses for women on Grey's Anatomy. But Patrick Dempsey is aight on the eyes.

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p.s. Ellen Pompeo was a guest star in the Strangers With Candy episode with the anorexic debate team.

something smells like wet dog

In rant on February 23, 2006 at 10:15 pm

So I just got back from my first dog training class at the Humane Society. I think I actually stumbled upon a support group for the socially challenged.

The instructors were totally unorganized and constantly talked over each other. How annoying. Really, it was a weird teaching method. They talked a lot about the commands and pantomimed them in front of the class. HELLO. WE ARE IN A SHELTER FULL OF DOGS. WHY NOT DEMONSTRATE ON THE REAL THING. Well, finally towards the end we did. We had to practice putting the harnesses on the dogs. I ended up having to straddle this one dog and practically throw myself on top of him to get this thing on. It was like the damn rodeo.

After one bulldog completely made out with my face, the instructor informed me that she liked to eat her own feces every morning. Real fucking funny.

And I still smell like the liver treats that we use as rewards.

Aren't you jealous of my life?

is it just weird

In music on February 23, 2006 at 10:10 pm

Thanks to Andrew, I have viewed the video for "Is It Just Me?" by the Darkness. It is weird but oh my god let me express how much I love this band. They put the fun back in rock. One of my best memories is waiting in line for about 2 hours at the Virgin Megastore to see them live and then pretty much being in the front row.

consumerism is love

In consumerism, film on February 23, 2006 at 2:20 pm

Some orgasmic dvds are being released within the next few weeks.

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whoa is me

In tv on February 23, 2006 at 2:50 am

I feel like a douche. Tonight I missed both Project Runway and Project Jay. Although I know they will repeat it 9,000 times, I feel like I have let me reader(s) down.

new video

In film, music on February 23, 2006 at 2:07 am

The new video, "Gold Lion", from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. This is one band that has almost been burued in hype that still lives up to it.

And clips from the movie Rize, which I was talking a lot about today.

 

Does anyone know the song that is playing?

bittersweet symphony

In people on February 22, 2006 at 4:32 pm

Hmmmmmm. There's a lull in my life events, so let's see what is going on in these exciting characters:

Erin is running a marathon in Alaska.
John checks out the latest fashions.
Brian is boring because he has no internet. How can one even exist without blogging?
Laila is having roommate problems. I guess this happens even in middle age.
Onnie also continues to have roommate issues at law school.
Brenda continues to blog from her law classes. Love it!
Interpret Tim's dream and win a prize.
Andrew "introduces" Natasha Bedingfield thus giving her street cred.

bwah

In film on February 22, 2006 at 3:53 am

I’ve sort of given myself a moratorium on Brokeback posts, but how could I ignore pivitol scenes from the movie reenacted with legos?

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sunny day real estate

In nothing special on February 21, 2006 at 9:59 pm

After all that is going on at work, I really needed a day like today. Today I just chatted with and laughed with some really awesome students. And yes, this is part of my job and I get paid for it.

I have some really profound things running through my head right now, but I can barely keep my eyes open. I am going to listen to the last Ricky Gervais podcast of the series (tear) and then try to sleep for nine hours.

my daily show calendar

In nothing special on February 20, 2006 at 9:10 am

Here's the daily gem from my Daily Show desk calendar:

Meet Your Lobbyists!
Spotlight: Planned Parenthood
Represents: Human Beings not currently living off placenta
Stated Agenda: non-stop, consequence-free, underage, non parental-consented f*cking
Hidden Agenda: mandatory abortions

high school confidential

In rant on February 19, 2006 at 11:59 pm

So today I got the official invitation to my high school reunion. Any tiny inkling I had to go was squashed when I found out it cost one hundred dollars. 'Scuse me? I already paid about 20 times that much for therapy to get over high school. However, I am thinking about filling out the info to be included in the directory. I want to have fun with this, and make something up. Not that I am ashamed of what I do now, but it is hard to explain (even my parents don't really know what I do) and it is more fun to lie. So, what city should I say I live in? And, should I list my occupation as
a. a freelance writer?
b. documetary filmmaker?
c. homemaker?
d. professor?
e. politician?

songs

In music on February 19, 2006 at 11:35 pm

it’s the end of the world as we know it.

In consumerism, rant on February 19, 2006 at 5:04 pm

So today was one of the worst days I have had in months. I spent four hours at the mall. First off, the large crowds + my low blood sugar = disaster. I;ll also go ahead and make the generalization that your girls are sluts. SLUTS. Back in my day, we had a variety, stoners, geeks (me), punks, popular kids, jocks, goths, grunge (me also). Now there just seems to be sluts in tight jeans, five pounds of makeup, and cell phones. I know I shouldn't really use the word. but I can think of nothing else. I am sad that this is what young America has turned to. I stopped to get a hysterectomy on the way home.

Why did I subject myself to this? I needed to get some suits/business attire for upcoming interviews. [Why I have interviews is another story for another time.] The fact that I am a short little freak + the lack of my supermodel figure + my thirftyness = not fun to shop for suits. So I went to the mall just to get it all done. I am really cranky because I also compromised my morals by buying leather shoes and a silk skirt. Really, there was no other place for me to get these things where I live, it's not like I have free trade vegan boutiques in suburban Connecticut. So now I will have dead animals on my feet. Great. I managed to get those, another blazer, two tops, and another suit for about $300. Pretty good I guess. Good? Where I am going to get this $300? It's so hypocritical. In my field, there is never a day where I would have to wear a suit and they don't pay me much. So I will wear these for one day and that's it.

Watching all the families and teenagers spend their Sunday at the mall, wandering around buying Coach bags for entertainment was so depressing I could scream. I actually had to come home, turn out the lights and lay in the fetal position to get over it.

Tourino!

In eye candy, tv on February 18, 2006 at 10:48 pm

Watch out, Bode, the Olympics has another heart throb: speedskater Chad Hedrick.


Speedskating is one of my favorites, it looks like some sort of futuristic face-off. I am such a sucker for the drama they create, like Chad and his rivalry with Shani Davis, the tough inner city skater.

Johhny Weir goes to UD!

The women's ice hockey team owns.

I watched some of the biathalon today, which is so….umpractical. Cross country skiing plus shooting? How odd. I thought there was an odd contradiction: I usually hate sports but love the Olympics. Perhaps it is because the Olympics show actual athletic talent, not the bullshit that goes on with the overpaid pampered "celebrities" of American sports. As much as I do like hockey, I find it quite perturbing that NHL players make up a majority of the team. It's like an All-Star game. But don't get me started on figure skating. The only thing more annoying are the Hughes sisters.

best of 2006…so far

In music on February 18, 2006 at 2:01 pm

It's hard to believe that I am able to do this in the middle of February, but I have gotten so many advance copies and it seems 2006 is the year of frigging good music. I will also be uploading these a little each day, so check back.

1. The Sounds – Dying to Say This to You
2. Secret Machines – Ten Silver Srops
3. The Delays – You See Colours
4. Placebo- Meds
5. We Are Sccientists – With Love and Squalor
6. Quasi – When the Going Gets Dark
7. The Strokes – First Impressions of Earth
8. Elefant – Black Magic Show
9. Pretty Girls Make Graves – Elan Vital
10. Richard Ashcroft – Keys to the World
11. WHite Rose Movement – Kick
12. Film School – Film School
13. Morningwood – Morningwood
14. Neko Case – Fox Cenfessor Brings the Flood
15. Calexico – Garden Ruin
16. Grandaddy – Just Like the Fambly Cat
17. Rogers Sisters – The Invisible Deck

Yup, that's right, no Arctic Monkeys. They don't impress me.

stuff

In Fall Out Boy, links, pop culture goodness, read on February 18, 2006 at 1:03 am

just what i need

In rant on February 18, 2006 at 12:32 am

So I won't be coming to New York this weekend, but same thing, same time next weekend? This whole thing is just so ironic to me.

a must-see

In film on February 18, 2006 at 12:14 am

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If I ever had any aspirations to be a filmmaker, Metropolitan would have kickstarted that goal. I saw this when it came out in 1990, and even at the tender age of 12, I knew it was something bigger than it seemed. You may wonder why I love a movie that is basically about rich Republican socialite teenagers, but it is just so well done and well written I can't help it. It is kind of like the same way I love Bret Easton Ellis novels- the central characters are always the bratty, rich, priveleged, but it simultaneously shows both ironic admiration and social depravity. It was followed up with The Last Days of Disco, which was also equally awesome.

Also, a movie for the conservative for all of us explains it better. It finally came out on DVD, but it has a hefty price tag.

i love the nighlife

In rant on February 17, 2006 at 2:52 am

Due to my weird napping schedule, and as part of a social experiment, I went food shopping and to the gym suring the late night tonight, at around 2 am. It was glorious. It may have been the single most calming experience since I've moved to Connecticut. I got to do my shopping in complete in silence and comfort, with no one but the night stockpeople in my presence, who had a dignity about them that I respect. Realizing that many of them have the job in need, but in a way they must enjoy the fact that they don't have to deal with the public. I even didn't mind when a fellow shopper talked to me- we talked about Strand Books (I was carrying the tote).

The gym at 2am was scary, it was just me and some freak who benched about 400 pounds for about 40 minutes. However, I do like this nocturnal life where I don't need to interact with the general public.

However, I am looking forward to this weekend to actually be in the vicinity of people who are not between the ages of 18-22.

I am so amazingly creative I can’t stand it.

In dreams on February 16, 2006 at 10:37 pm

Wow, just got up from a nap and had a pretty vivid dream. I was held in exile in some sort of prison compound for people with telekenic powers. Inside the compound it was a fairly decent place to live, although I lived in a small unit with my parents, first cousins, and their children (wtf?). After realizing where we were, myself and a rogue group of women managed to escape. While we were making our escape, we realized this prison was adjacent to a football camp. Just as we reached the exit to the prison, we got into a scuffle with some asshole football players. Me and one of my magical compadres stepped up, one took a swipe at me and caught me in the face (yet it didn't hurt that much). So, we mentally summoned a football, make it white-hot, and mentally projected it into their camp, which then turned into a bomb and destroyed the whole football camp. Wow! I am seeing this as a Quentin Tarantino pic with perhaps some cameos from the Harry Potter cast as some of the telekenic, magical prisoners. Do I take LSD before I go to sleep?

gosh

In people, tv on February 16, 2006 at 9:57 am

Looking back, the entry before last was a lot of whining? Why can’t I just express my thoughts constructively?

Oh, bloody hell. Here’s more whining:

Project Runway. What the hell? Those dresses were FUGLY. Like from the Jessica McClintock collection. And Daniel’s dress was nice, but on Iman is looked trampy. And when did Daniel get so catty? I guess living with Santino can do that to you. I like his new haircut, by the way. It’s great how Kara gets to show a collection anyway.

Also, I have barely gotten to watch the Olympics. Maybe this weekend with the resident ski racing expert.

yea so

In music on February 15, 2006 at 8:02 pm

Was anyone going to tell me that Action Action had a new album out? Where have I been? This band is fucking fabulous.

Oh, yea, I also got the new one from the Drive-By Truckers and Calexico.

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In rant on February 15, 2006 at 7:51 pm

I don't know what was going on with that last comment. I was being rather bratty and acting like a thirteen year old emo kid.

I guess I was referring to the fact that I work about 12 hours a day and complain about it all the time. I'm exhausted and feel trapped in the one square mile that is the campus I work at, both physically and mentally. I also saw people that worked in residential life as annoying people who martyred themselves and were addicted to their jobs because they had no outside life.

But now I am going to vent. I AM SO EXHASUTED! To work 9-5 would be the bare minimum, and in my job the bare minimum doesn't cut it. At work I never feel like I get ahead. The whole day is always spent putting out fires or running to crisis and the struggle to get back to the status quo at the end of the day. There are so many things I want to accomplish, so many projects I want to start, but where is the time?

AND I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT HERE! So much crap goes on at my job and I have conversations that you wouldn't believe. Of course I am not stupid, I am not going to lose my job, integrity or credibility by writing that stuff here.

I leave work at 8pm everynight, and I try to go to bed at 11. That's one hour of cooking dinner, cleaning up my place, and then an hour to go to the gym and an hour to read, catch up on emails, etc. Then the whole cycle repeats. Is this how I want to spend my twenties?

Am I really one of those people in my field? The one who doesn't want to deal with reality, so they throw themselves into their work and subconsciously kid themselves into thinking they have no choice?

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In rant on February 14, 2006 at 11:26 pm

I'm pretty sure I've turned into the type of person who, three years ago, I would have despised.

great video great song

In Bloc Party, music on February 14, 2006 at 3:25 pm

THe Chemical Brothers- “Believe”, it features vocal from the singer of Bloc Party.

travel

In nothing special on February 13, 2006 at 11:19 pm

I'm taking my act on the road.

This weekend, I'll be in New York (Sunday and Monday).

March 10 – March 19 I'll be in DC. A lot of that will be at a conference, but I will have chunks of time here and there.

Hopefully I can take the time to see people and reconnect with people I have been neglecting.

trivial, inconsequential tidbits about my day

In rant on February 13, 2006 at 11:06 pm

I spontaneously gave myself a haircut when I got home from work. I took of two inches. I don't think it is the least bit even. I think I gave myself a rattail.

I really do not like tofu or soy products. This is kind of a problem for an aspiring vegan. I had soy yogurt and gagged. If I can't eat tofu or wheat, what's left?

I got a copy of the new Flaming Lips album. I don't even like them. Let me know if you want a copy.

reads

In read on February 12, 2006 at 5:42 am

Project Runway at Fashion Week

In tv on February 12, 2006 at 12:45 am

So there have been some pictures floating around of the collections done by the final four designers at Fashin Week. I didn’t know that four of them did collections? Wasn’t it just three? Or did they make the fourth one do it to throw off people? Anyway, I was surprised. I didn’t like Daniel’s all that much, and I LOVED Kara’s. With all the weird assignments that they are given on the show, the designers actually are not really able to have their true creativity and ideas shown. Here is some stuff I really liked.

My favorite piece was from Kara’s:
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Santino’s:

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Daniel’s stuff is fug:

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The Killing Moon

In essential album, music on February 12, 2006 at 12:32 am

My main playlists mostly consist of new bands. It’s kind of hard because many of these become a passing fad that I quickly get tired of (anyone remember The Bravery? How about the Vines? Exactly). Sometimes I will actually do some research and go back and look at the influences on these newer bands, because nothing is ever new anymore, all music now is a throwback to something older. To up my cred, I guess, I try to add older more established bands to my reptoire. A band I’ve heard before but never really gotten into was Echo and the Bunnymen. I guess they were bigger and Britain than here and were part of the whole new-wave thing of the late eighties.

Well, I did some searching around and thanks to the wonders of the internet, I had their whole discography. Phew! If I had to describe them, I would say they are very new-wavy. I don’t know what that means. You may know them best from the song “The Killing Moon” which was used in the opening scene of Donnie Darko. Crocodiles is what I think is their best album, and I’ve put it here.

Really, I’ll listen to stuff that I just enjoy hearing, but for me as a music collector, and not just a listener, there is something satisfying about listening to something that I know is groundbreaking and influential in alternative music in general, rather than some cheesy trendy Brooklyn band witha synthesizer and trendy clothes.

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One of the (if not the) finest of the British Post-Punk exponents of the late ’70s and one of the bright, shining lights of ’80s music, Echo and the Bunnymen delivered a series of records that ranged from gloomy, muted blasts of dark guitars and moaning vocals to unabashed pop songs with glorious orchestral arrangements. At times frightening, at times beautiful, the band conjured up sullen images of mystery with their cloudy, swirling, psychedelic tapestries. Frontman Ian McCullough flaunted his permanently tousled and nicotine-addled persona through most of the English press of the ’80s while his band backed him up with Doors-fueled dramatic dirges that grew into giant, arena-ready anthems for the darkly clad, pale art kids. This angular, epileptic pop could draw you into the glorious dregs of the underground as McCullough muttered post-Syd Barrett lyrical spirals on records like Heaven Up Here or sent you sailing across the deep blue orchestral seas of Ocean Rain. As the ’80s closed, they achieved their biggest successes, filtering their original essence down to some catchy, at times brilliant, poetic alt-pop. Despite an ill-fated record sans McCullough in 1990, the band has kept their dignity in the time since. Most successfully, their 1999 release What Are You Going To Do With Your Life? showed the band were still capable of evoking their patented gloomy grandeur without falling victim to the dreaded “modern update.”

holy crap

In film on February 12, 2006 at 12:25 am

I finally saw Saw. It was completely fantastic. It made me lose my appetite and not want to go to sleep. That is a sign of a good horror movie. It's kind of a hit or miss genre for me. I find the Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, and Final Destination franchises to be complete rubbish, but stuff like Seven, The Ring, and Dawn of the Dead to restore my faith in horror.

kids these days

In rant, read on February 11, 2006 at 7:01 pm

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I finished reading Generation S.L.U.T. today. I had been looking forward to this one, but I was really let down. It had been described to me as a brutally honest look at the decline of teenager's sense of self and morality. The format was a fictionalized story intercut with facts, ficgures, and exerpts from the media. The story could have been written by a 10 year old, cramming issues of teen sex, suicide, parents, fame, kidnapping, mental hospitals, etc. into about 100 pages. Plus, the author Marty Beckerman is a total slef-absorbed idiot. He was a 20 year old student at American University, so what kind of cred does this privilege college student have?

I know this may sound extremely pervish of me, but lately I have been been looking into readngs and information about society/young people/women's views of sexuality. It interests me as a sociological phenomenon because there is ridiculous assumption going on that being sexually liberated equals being sexually promiscuous. Like someone who considered themselves a liberated woman has to run around F(*cking everything that moves and has to jump up on every bar possible and strip. Shouldn't a liberated woman be one that is completely confident and in control of her choices? Furthermore, I truly believe that pornography is becoming more mainstream and that sexuality is becoming a commodity. Further proof that capitalism is the result of all evil.

The funny thing is, I sound like a total right winger in my opinion on this. I'm not running around being the morality police or demanding that "family values" are missing in society. But when girls in junior high are slutting themselves around to be popular and kids clothing stores are selling thongs, it kind of worries me.

Some of this kind of makes me wish I was back in school studying gender and sociology. But without the pesky homework.

sooooooo….

In nothing special on February 11, 2006 at 3:31 pm

I thought there was supposed to be a blizzard?

she wants revenge

In music on February 11, 2006 at 2:51 pm

I have been acquiring music way faster than I can listen to, but here is what I have gotten in the last few days. There seems to be lots of stuff released by already established artists (Calexico, Placebo, Grandaddy, Mudhoney, Neko Case). Anyway, let me know if you want me to post any. I recommend all of them, but the ones with the * happen to be especially frigging good.

ARAB STRAP The Last Romance
BE YOUR OWN PET Be Your Own Pet
CALEXICO The Book and The Canal*
CAT POWER The Greatest
DELAYS You See Colours*
THE DIRTBOMBS Strange Magical Noise
DRESDEN DOLLS Yes, Virginia
ELEFANT THe Black Magic Show
FILM SCHOOL Film School
THE GOSSIP Standing In the Way of COntrol*
GRANDADDY Just Like the Fambly Cat (the last album they will make before breaking up)
HALO BENDERS The Rebel's Not In
MUDHONEY Under a Billion Suns
MUSE Hullaboo*
MUTE MATH Mute Math
NEKO CASE Fox Confessor Brings the Flood
PLACEBO Meds*
PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES Elan Vital
QUASI When the Going Gets Dark*
THE ROGERS SISTERS The Invisible Deck
ROYSOPP Royksopp's Night Out (Live)
SECRET MACHINES Ten Silver Drops*
SHE WANTS REVENGE She Wants Revenge
STEREO TOTAL Do the Bambi
TEST ICICLES For Screening Purposes Only
WHITE ROSE MOVEMENT Kick
THE HOT IQS An Argument Between Brain and Feet

i can’t sleep

In links, pop culture goodness on February 11, 2006 at 2:05 pm

I'm having horrible insomnia, so I get up and check my rss feeds. Here's what I stopped to read.

Apparently the US version of The Office is good. I still can't bring myself to watch it. For those of you that saw the UK version, what do you think?

Shocker: Wal-Mart does not carry EC.

This site teels you how much your home is worth. I don't know how accurate it can be.

Built to Spill on tour. Fierce.

Vanity Fair does Peter Sarsgaard and Topher Grace. Yowza!

How have I been living this long without dailykitten.com?

Here's what on the rise in Japan: groups meet on the internet and commit suicide together. What? Now I'll never sleep.

The National Zoo has euthanized one of its elephants for arthritis. MAYBE SHE HAS ARTHRITIS BECAUSE SHE HAS NO ROOM TO EXERCISE. Seriously, the elephants have about 50 square feet to "roam".

Some good blogging about the Olympics.
THe opening ceremonies were much cooler than I expected. p.s. Hammers, there is one athlete from Uzbekistan. I expected it to be you for some reason.

Rob Corrdry gets his own show. I've actually seen him do improv before, and he wasn't funny.

Uh, this movie snubbing David Cross is about the lives of two fans that he snubbed. Huh?

So Will and Grace is actually still on the air? Tay Diggs and will snogged apparently.

Netflix fucks with heavy renters. the Hell?

Anne Coulter strikes again.

The Strand just sold an original Shakespeare for a hundred grand.

Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson are making a movie together.

Blogs about SXSW. Seeeeewwww jealous.

My favorite column, Blue States Lose.

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In rant on February 9, 2006 at 10:58 pm

Ok, let my clarify. My days are pretty busy. Actually, too busy for my liking. So I am never at a shortage of what to do. However, it is a paradox that I am bored while having many distractions.

I am also being dramaaaaatic because I have to work through this weekend.

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In rant on February 9, 2006 at 8:26 pm

I'm really bored.

videos

In Uncategorized on February 9, 2006 at 7:56 pm

I haven't really watched music videos since 1998, but here are some recent ones worth watching.

Evanesence – Going Under
It may seem a bit much, but I think it completely captures the essence of the band. Here is a secret: I love this band. Another secret: I saw them live at the Hammerstein Ballroom. It was amazing. I was the only one there not wearing black lipstick and those huge wide-legged goth pants.

White Stripes – Seven Nation Army
I will never get tired of this.

The Dandy Warhols- We Used to Be Friends

Classic. Just Classic.

tunes

In music on February 8, 2006 at 11:41 pm

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Go on and git it

Pitchfork gives it an 8.1:
I readily admit these fuckers bite all your favorite bands, even more than the Serena Maneesh dudes I plugged a week or so ago. Granted Awesomer is more Dirty than Daydream Nation, more slanted than enchanted. So what's the big deal? Why Blood on the Wall, besides the fact they'll only cost you five points in Brent D's Indie Fantasy League? It took me a while to realize this, but whenever I throw on one of the aforementioned old guy records I'm always bummed how sterile they sound– not nearly as noisy and savant as I remembered them. That's not to say Pavement haven't aged well. Really they've aged a bit too well. I want mold, I want putrefaction; all I get are mids and a jar of wet.

Awesomer is a case of miscalculated personal nostalgia– what, as of September 20, 2005, I thought the early 90s sounded like in the early 90s. I'm dead wrong, but I dig the fantasy. Dog days, not heat but humidity, sun-poisoned, teat-stroked naughty talks during adult swim, general embarrassment around the community pool because I wore shirts in the water and never passed the diving test– those are my knees jerking to the labored tread, nic-happy trod of "Stoner Jam". Thirteen years ago, I'd have found some BBS-equivalent context to argue, wrongly, that Pixies' "Where Is My Mind?" wishes it had the nitro chorus and self-esteem of "Mary Ellen"– wishes it had something to believe in. "I'd like to take you out tonight/ With your eyes clean and bright," sings bassist Courtney Shanks on "I'd Like to Take You Out Tonight", barely overpowering her brother Brad's velvet strums. If my Catholic grade school ass had known anything about real love, I totally would have put that song on Maria R.'s I-like-you mixtape instead of, jeez, "Bullet in the Head".

Now my young hand is bare from all this grade school '92 talk, but one more thing. Especially after side two's string of punchy punk numbers– scream-and-response bleecker "Hey, Hey", strung-out stooge "Can You Hear Me", nimbly plucked, possibly Smash Bros.-repping "Get the Fuck Off My Cloud"– what's clear is that BOTW don't build songs bottom-up so much as dream them big then sweat them down. Nothing's sparse, just concentrated, essential. Maybe BOTW vs. XYZ doesn't match White Stripes vs. XYZeppelin for quality, but the relationship's similar, and damn it all if the band doesn't just nail this gig in a few spots. Right, just like when you or "your friend" got up at the talent show and played Primus covers.

notes

In The Raconteurs, links, pop culture goodness on February 8, 2006 at 11:06 pm

So, some are wondering why I didn’t give my comments on The Bachelor this past Monday. Well, it has become too painful to watch. I do enjoy the silliness when they go on the group dates, but they are at the point now where they go home to meet the families. I can’t bear to watch them looking at old photos while they sip whine on their crate and barrel furniture.

But oh my god, Project Runway was a nailbiter. Daniel had some lip! What has gotten into him? And what was so great about Chlor’s design? It looked like it was from JC Penny. Next week, Autin Scarlett- he scare me a lil’.

Also

the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue.

How to make a Brokeback Mountain Sims. Oh jeez. I wouldn’t go that far.

Horse slaughter will continue.

No more zoo elephants.

Ladytron on tour!


There’s a “skull island” in Indonesia
- a place never touched by humans until now. Next week there will be a Hollywood Video.

Jamie Bell in Vogue.


Sex and the City will not freaking go away.

Lawyer breaking new ground for animal rights.

Am I thirteen years old? Do I wear a hoodie? Do I have black nailpolish? No, but for some reason I still want to see the My Chemical Romance tour dvd.

Bitch magazine is ten years old.

Can maturity be measured scientifically?

Jack White and Brendan Benson have joined up to form the band the Raconteurs. What a dumb looking band.

The “new” standup comedy.

she likes minor threat, she likes social distortion

In nyc on February 7, 2006 at 9:08 pm

Hammers, if you don't go to this, I will…I don't know.

Program Board Poets and Writers Committee Presents:
Q AND A WITH IAN MACKAYE
Wednesday, 2/15 at 7:30pm, doors at 7pm
Kimmel Center, E&L Auditorium, 4th Floor

Come to a question and answer with one of the giants of independent music, Ian MacKaye, known for his involvement with legendary independent bands including Minor Threat, Embrace, and Fugazi.

info here

sign me up pleez

In nothing special on February 7, 2006 at 9:05 pm

For anyone interested, Michael Showalter is excited to announce that he will be teaching a Comedy Screenwriting class at The PIT (People's Improv Theater) in NYC for a six week course starting on March 20th. Registration has already begun so sign up now. See below for a course description.

And for more info go to: www.thepit-nyc.com

WRITING THE COMEDY SCREENPLAY
In this class you will take your first major steps towards writing a feature length comedy script. You will start by learning the basic concepts of writing a screenplay: three act structure, the elements of narrative storytelling, and character development. You will learn about the various tools we use in writing
comedy: the set piece, comic premises, and tone. We will discuss and dissect the different types of comedy genres: romantic comedy, screwball, gross-out, ensemble, absurdist, and more. The class will focus mainly on the outline, which is an essential and invaluable part of the screen writing process. Writing the outline is an adventurous and creative process that incorporates all the elements of a finished
script. By the end of the course, the goal is for you to have completed a 5 page outline of your movie as well as a draft of the first ten pages of your script.
(In addition to written exercises, and group discussions, we will have several guest speakers during the course of the class.)

omg, guest speakers? Paul Rudd? Ian Roberts? Kerry Kenney? I wouldn't have the guts to sign up for this course.

tunes

In music on February 7, 2006 at 7:33 pm

weird

In pop culture goodness on February 7, 2006 at 3:02 pm

Is this supposed to be sexy? It's the new cover of Vanity Fair. For some reason it is ubercreepy. It also affirms my heterosexuality. Keira totally bugs. Stop making those faces! Scarlett, don't even get me started. And welcome to the world's most awkward pose.

I want to make your pinky…

In film on February 7, 2006 at 2:25 pm

ThinkFilm in 'Candy' cult

NEW YORK — ThinkFilm has acquired all worldwide rights to "Strangers With Candy," the feature based on the Comedy Central cult hit about 46-year-old ex-junkie high school student Jerri Blank. The complex deal amounts to about $2 million plus boxoffice bonuses for the filmmakers, according to a source close to the negotiations. The company plans to release the film in exclusive engagements in late June or early July. The acquisition marks a successful resolution for the film's distribution fortunes, which had temporarily been left in a sort of limbo. Warner Independent Pictures picked up the film at last year's Sundance Film Festival for some $3 million, but then first-time feature producer Worldwide Pants Inc. got it back in the fall after WIP raised questions about clearance issues. According to a source close to the production, no changes were made to the feature during or after its time at WIP. Warners' lawyers, the source contended, were overzealous regarding rights clearance issues on posters and other elements in the production. A WIP spokesperson said the company had no comment.

Source: Hollywood Reporter

myers briggs

In nothing special on February 6, 2006 at 11:41 pm

Has anyone ever taken the Myers-Briggs personality inventory? I took it again fairly remy type never seems to change. I am weary of it because it is basically telling me I am an unfeeling, selfish ogre. The other thing is that I always score to the extreme in my type. Aside from the introvert/extrovert scale, I score the maximum on everything else. That means I really have no flexibility to my character. Anyway, I am an ISTJ.

Ok, so that means I:

Likes looking at information in terms of facts and details
Focuses more on the here and now rather than possibilities for the future
Feels comfortable in areas of proven experience
Takes a realistic approach

Apparently, I annoy others by:

focusing too much on the current task at the expense of longer term or interpersonal issues
not articulating his/her understanding of the situation
not seeing the wood for the trees
being too serious
seeming to be inflexible
not encouraging others to experiment or innovate
not promoting his/her own ideas or achievements

Really, are those so bad?

The real thing is pretty long, but here is an abbreviated version.

the most secret method

In rant on February 6, 2006 at 11:27 pm

Blogger was down for about 2 hours today. I thought it was the sign of the apocolypse.

I so wish I could write more about what goes on at my job. I retrain from doing so because that is basically a one way ticket to getting your ass fired. My job is like a roller coaster ride for my mind. So much has happened that has shaped who I am in these last two years and it feels weird not being able to discuss it as a part of my day to day living.

Sometimes it is so mentally exhausting that I come home and my head is literally swimming for hours at a time. Sometime sshit happens that affects me so much that I have a stomache ache all night. That doesn't happen so much anymore- being here for more than a year has eased me into it a little bit. I have some of the most frustrating interactions ever and at the same time some of the most brilliant conversations I have ever had in my life.

I think a lot of people don't understand what it is I really do at my job. I am in no way trying to martyr myself. People do much more courageous things every day that I do. I hope that someday I can share more of it. I am possible looking into a password protected blog.

In the meantime, I do jkeep a handwritten "captain's log" of what I do everyday. So, one day, when I leave this job, I can look back on the highlights and share them. Taking a step back, that seems creepy. I have done it for years and years. I guess I feel like I need to make sure my day is recorded because every day matters. It's funny to open a random page and see things like, "went grocery shopping. watched tv. cleaned kitchen. read. slept."

Hmmm, I am trying to think of more tidbits about myself that will completely alienate all my readers.

tunes

In music on February 6, 2006 at 11:15 pm

some stuff

In links, pop culture goodness on February 6, 2006 at 8:15 pm

Heath Ledger goes straight.

Feminism after Friedan.

New Bedfors shooting suspect dies. I think it is all for the better. That sounds harsh, but true. Of course, I would not want to see him executed, but I truly believe he was extremely ill (mentally).

Superheroes guide to the city. Awes!

can you handle it?

In people on February 5, 2006 at 11:09 pm

I can't handle the adorableness. This is only an event, oh, I don't know, about 30 years in the making.
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whiiiiiiine

In nothing special on February 5, 2006 at 10:21 pm

I am so procrastinating and not doing something that I need to do, so what's the perfect solution? Blog chains? I got this froma friend of a friend. Past it on yours and answer it.

1. What time is it? 10:23pm
2. What's your full name? Nice Try
3. What are you most afraid of? not finding an exit from wherever I am
4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a theatre? Brokeback Mountain.
5. Place of birth? Somewhere in New York.
6. Favorite food? Any Thai food, peanut butter, asparagus.
7. What's your natural hair color? I guess brown. Haven't seen in a long time.
8. Are you having a good day? Is the pope catholic?
9. Ever been toilet papering rolling? no
10. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes
11. Been in a car accident? no
12. Croutons or bacon bits? neither! I'm allergic to wheat and theoretically vegan
13. Favorite day of the week? they are all the same to me
14. Favorite Restaurant? Loriole plaza, Spice, The Diner
15. Favorite flower? uh, weeds
16. Favorite sport to watch? Hockey, duh
17. Favorite Drink? back in the day, it was Rolling Rock or vodka cranberry
18. Favorite ice cream? anything with chunks of something in it
19. Disney or Warner Brothers? uh neither. stupid question.
20. Favorite fast food restaurant? Wendy's 99 cent menu
21. What color is your bedroom carpet? it's like tan floor carpet. Carpet tiles?
22. How many times you failed your driver's test? 0
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? From my mom. How sad.
24. What do you do most often when you are bored? Sleep, blog
25. Bedtime? Depends, but usually 12:30.
26. Favorite TV shows? Only thing on now is Project Runway. Otherwise, The Office (UK) and/or Reno 911!
28. What are you listening to right now? Imperial Teen
29. What are your favorite colors? Black
30. How many tattoos do you have? 0
31. How many pets do you have? none- and that is killing me inside
32. Which came first the chicken or the egg? next
37. What would you like to accomplish before you die? establish a cult following
38. If you were given and extra $10 in change at Wal-Mart what would you do with it and why? Leave Wal-mart and put it in the bank.
39. What religion are you? WHen it is convenient for me, I'm culturally Jewish.
40. What did you have for breakfast? oatmeal with kiwi. It was weird.
41. Where would you most like to visit? Austin, Madison, Ann Arbor, Chapel Hill, Chicago
42. Do you ever screen your calls? Let's just say I can't remember the last time I picked up the phone when it rang.
43. How many of the 10 commandments have you broken? Um, what are they again?
44. Do you believe in Karma? No, but if it were true, I'm fucked.
45. Are you a morning person? Yes. I can barely sleep after 5am.
46. Would you rather be fat or stupid? Well, some of us don't get to choose.
47. What do you think of George W. Bush? love him!
48. How many states have you lived in? 4
49. Dog person or cat person? Both! In fact I will be an animal hoarder one day.
50. Do you think "your mother" jokes are funny? Maybe back in 2001 I did.

Wow, that was 10 minutes of my life I will never get back.

help please

In nothing special on February 5, 2006 at 10:12 pm

Has anyone written a cover letter lately? And if so, would you mind if I took a look at it? I need to write one and am feeling oh so uninspired at the moment. Resumes I love, I spent the last hour changing the fonts and headings on it and getting giddy. I am not in the mood to write a cover letter- besides does anynone read them anyway? Anyway, please send some my way if you don't mind.

Oh, why am I writing a cover letter? That's a different story entirely.

awesome mixtape #37

In music on February 5, 2006 at 6:39 pm

So here is a great mix to use for the gym. It's full of surprises- it's not all techno/dance music. But guarnateed to keep you moving.

Uploaded to here for only a week.

ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN The Killing Moon
LADYTRON High Rise
MADONNA Hung Up
THE RAPTURE Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks
CRSYTAL METHOD Trip Like I Do
GANG OF FOUR Natural's Not In It
THE SOUNDS Dance With Me
YEAH YEAH YEAHS Date With the Night
THE REUNION SHOW New Rock Revolution
ROBBIE WILLIAMS Angels (for stretching and warm up)
FALL OUT BOY Dance, Dance
FULL FRONTAL You Think You're a Man (from QAF)
BLOC PARTY Banquet
IMPERIAL TEEN Blaming the Baby
THE MUSIC Cessation
MXPX Cold and All Alone
MOMMY AND DADDY COnfection
RADIO 4 Save Your City
THE DIRTBOMBS Thunder in the Sky
LETTERS to CLEO Pizza Cutter
GIRLS ALOUD Long Hot Summer
WHITE STRIPES Let's Build A Home
RILO KILEY Spectacular Views
M.I.A. Galang
NO DOUBT AND TALK TALK (mashup mix) It's My Life
TOM PETTY Learning to Fly
BLACK BOX Ride on Time (Cutting Edge, anyone?)
TAYLOR DAYNE Tell it to My Heart
FELIZ DA HOUSECAT Money, Success, Fame, Glamour (from Party Monster)
ICE MC Think About the Way (from Trainspotting)
SHANNON Give Me Tonight

Also, I've reuploaded the mix I made from last week here.

update

In film, links, read on February 5, 2006 at 8:08 am

So Red Eye was a completely insignificant movie. I feel like I had seen it before, when it was called Flightplan, Scream, or Cellular. The one thing that was mesmerizing was Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy’s hair in the movie. They were both so well coiffed, and it stayed that way throughout chase scenes and bloody battles.

Maria Full of Grace made me feel nauseos and tense the entire time. I guess that means it did the job.

I also finished reading Prep, which was absolutely wonderful. One of those books you only want to read a little at a time so it doesn’t run out. I have never read a book that clearly illustrates coming of age so accurately and with insight, and not filled with obvious cliches or treating teens as if they are stupid and not complex. It also gives, what I think, is an honest view of a boarding school. They are like whole other worlds within themselves, and despite being elitist, they are fascinating (to me at least).

Also:

Betty Friedan passes at age 85. The morbid thing is, I am kind of relieved she doesn’t have to see how our current president is dismantling a lot of what she worked her entire life to.

Also, I am sure you all heard about the horrible hate-related homocide spree in New Bedford, MA. (Holy crap! I was just there last weekend!)I just love how people ae shaking their heads wondering “how could have this happened?” The kid ran a neo-nazi website. Let’s get some perspetive. Within the news coverage, I am glad that they are openly calling this a hate crime, instead of penning it as a random act of violence.

The theory of emotional cushioning has been disproved. There goes my entire sense of exisiting. (jk lolz)

Undercover at the puppy mills.

Jay McInerny is such a dick. He is trying to reinvent himself though.

Mission of Burmas have an upcoming album. Shall I dare say give it a rest?

I love the column blue states lose. It pokes fun at the ridiculously hip party pictures from cobrasnake and lastnight’sparty and the like.

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These kids are the antichrist.

Awesome preview of shitty February movies.

Yes, I do what is going on with the casting of Order of the Phoenix. I am trying not to pay too much attention, because when I did that for GOF I became overly obsessed and I built the movie up so much I was ultimately disappointed. So I am going to just wait this one out.

I am very excited for the Winter Olympics. I find it way superior to the summer games. I love all the skiing and of course, the ice hockey. I actually enjoy all the national pride that the teams have and get totally sucked into all the underdog stories from the different countries. Also, I feel like the winter games has more great opportunities for women, better than the opportunity to prance around on a gym mat. p.s. I can’t stand any of the figure skating.

Well, with that being said, it really is hard to ignore the perv factor. It’s not the only reason for watching, but hey, let’s call it an added bonus. Case in point: Bode Miller, skiier. Yowza!

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i would disgaree, but…

In tv on February 5, 2006 at 8:06 am

HASH(0x8ff5d9c)
You are Andrae:
You’re a visionary and people see that right away;
however, you tend to be too sensitive and
under pressure you crack (or mumble
inchorentley through tears and laughter).
You have a kind soul and giving spirit. You
may be too sensitive for the rags game.

Which Project Runway 2 Designer Are You?
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let’s herd some sheep

In people on February 4, 2006 at 2:03 pm

Moment of the day that coaxed me off the ledge of the building: receiving a postcard from Tim with his rendition of Brokeback Mountain (the actual mountain, not what you are thinking pervs).

So, I need a break from the reality of my job and it is raining out, so this weekend will be a film festival chez moi. The featured entires are Serenity, Shattered Glass, Maria Full of Grace, Red Eye, and Battlestar Galactica. That's at least 15 hours worth, so I should get started.

tunes

In music on February 4, 2006 at 5:31 am

The Delays- You See Colors here.

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Although they're quintessentially English, Southampton's Delays aren't your quintessential Brit-pop band. The darling foursome can avoid being hailed as saviors of pop music by NME simply because they lack swagger. But before the dual pair of brothers — Greg (vocals/guitar) and Aaron Gilbert (keyboards), and Rowley (drums) and Colin Fox (bass) — kicked against the decadent scene that ranked Oasis and Blur as supreme during the 1990s, they too were sucked in. They formed Corky and the band's acoustic pop was briefly popular in and around their local Southampton neighborhoods. By 2001, Corky had gone by the wayside and the brotherly bunch formed the Delays. Sun-soaked, '60s-tailored rock melodies developed over a few years' time. Rough Trade's Geoff Travis caught on to this while catching one of the band's private shows in 2003 and offered the band a deal. In July, the Delays' saccharine rock edge of "Hey Girl" went Top 40 in the U.K. Shows with the Thrills, Tim Burgess, and the Sleepy Jackson followed shortly thereafter, giving the Delays a sweet spot among the indie press. "Long Time Coming," the band's second single, charged the Top 20 with a number 16 chart debut in January 2004. As the band hit radio, they also readied for the release of their studio full-length debut. In spring 2004 came the release of Faded Seaside Glamour, which sounded rather like the Hollies meeting the La's for a rainy Sunday drive while picking up the Cocteau Twins' Elizabeth Fraser for tea.

I forget what a killer soundtrack this movie has. I also kind of forget that this movie exists, and then I see it in my dvd collection and think "I'm so glad I own it." Really, I do. Who can forget one of the best scenes ever filmed- the "Head Over Heels" school montage?

Donnie Darko soundtrack here

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1. Never Tear Us Apart – INXS
2. Head Over Heels – Tears For Fears
3. Under The Milky Way – The Church
4. Lucid Memory – Sam Bauer & Gerard Bauer
5. Lucid Assembly – Gerard Bauer & Mike Bauer
6. Ave Maria – Giulio Caccini & Paul Pritchard
7. For Whom The Bells Toll – Steve Baker & Carmen Daye
8. Show Me (Part 1) – Quito Colayeo & Tony Hertz
9. Notorious – Duran Duran
10. Stay – Oingo Boingo
11. Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division
12. The Killing Moon – Echo & The Bunnymen
13. Mad World – Gary Jules

unecessary

In pop culture goodness, read on February 4, 2006 at 5:28 am

THis is unecessary, but I found it hilarious. What a douche.

“I was first Monkeys fan,” says Radcliffe
Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe claims he was the first big fan of the Arctic Monkeys.

The 16-year-old said he has been talking them up for months. “Everybody is jumping on the Arctic Monkeys bandwagon but I was the first to rave about them,” said the child star. “I saw them at the Reading Festival last year and whenever somebody asked me in an interview who my favourite band was, I always said the Arctics.

“Everyone said: ‘Oh you’re so cool, who are they?’ No one had seemed to have heard of them,” he continued. “Now everyone is claiming they knew all along. All my friends are saying, ‘We’ve got the album’ and they are pretending to be cool but this wasn’t the story six months ago.”

The teen went on to express his anger at sharing his Monkey’s admiration. “It gets really annoying when you think you’ve found a band that’s yours,” he explained. “That’s really personal and amazing and now everybody is claiming them as their own. I’m Arctic Monkeys fan 001.”

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In links on February 4, 2006 at 5:18 am

Maureen Dowd
You are Maureen Dowd! You like to give people silly

nicknames and write in really short, non

sequitur paragraphs. You're the most playful

of the columnists and a rock-ribbed liberal,

but are often accused of being too flamboyant

and frivolous. You tend to focus on style

over substance, personality over politics.

But your heart is in the right place. Plus,

you are a total fox.

Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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Thanks LC!

precious moments

In nothing special on February 3, 2006 at 10:49 am

This will sound like a Hallmark card. Or some sort of inspirational crap. But in general days, I love the things that actually make me laugh out loud or bring a genuine smile. I do a lot of fake laughing, so when it truly happens it is good to notice.

I love my freaking Daily Show calendar. Today's gem:
"Robert Bork, rejected Supreme Court nominee. How conservative was he? So conservative, he ruled against abortion in the landmark case Rosemary v. Baby."

Also, my brother just bought a house! He is so grown up! We are practically the same age!

It is always nice to get a phone message from someone you haven't talked in a while, when someone calls just to say hi.

stuff

In links, music, pop culture goodness on February 2, 2006 at 11:08 pm

if you don’t stop picking it’s never going to heal.

In rant on February 2, 2006 at 10:57 pm

I give up. I am going to spend the rest of my days watching youtube videos and in my pajamas.

tunes

In music on February 2, 2006 at 7:41 pm

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Seriously, this will change your life.

The Secret Machines- Ten Silver Drops
http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1947Y0G24OCBT27PVFKF15CXBP

i’m emerging for you blaine

In tv on February 2, 2006 at 7:32 pm

Peacock Re-Ups With Upright Citizens

By Ben Grossman — Broadcasting & Cable, 2/1/2006 2:58:00 PM

Looking to continue the reinvigoration of its comedy business, NBC has re-upped and expanded a first-look talent deal with the Upright Citizen’s Brigade (UCB) comedy troupes and signed a new deal with the Ars Nova Theater in New York City.

NBC Universal renewed a previous first-look deal with UCB in New York and expanded the deal to include the organization’s new Los Angeles-based company.

The agreement covers any of the NBC U television networks. The previous deal yielded a pilot for Bravo.

The comedy ensemble, made up of over 600 actors and writers, was previously featured in a Comedy Central series.

One of its founding members is Saturday Night Live regular Amy Poehler, and NBC also has development deals with UCB regulars Rob Riggle and Rob Huebel.

hot vegans

In pop culture goodness on February 2, 2006 at 7:28 pm

Is it just me or are vegans rully hot right now? No. I mean, literally? Fisrt Joaquin, now Trent Reznor. Here is a video he made for PETA. I wonder how PETA reacted to the lyrics, "I want to f*$&@ you like an animal."

Anderson, lolz

In links, pop culture goodness on February 2, 2006 at 7:20 pm

Really, I should start posting the names of people who DON'T have blogs. So, Anderson Cooper has a blog. The funny thing is, it's, like, a real blog. He posts more than current events and topics. He posts like a thirteen year old Livejournal user.

Oprah on my mind
Ok, so I know I should blog earlier in the day, but I just got back from Washington, D.C., and due to my lack of organization, my BlackBerry wasn't charged, so I've been away from a computer all day. Needless to say, I arrived back in New York suffering from technology withdrawal. My hands were shaking, but now that they are dancing on the keyboard, the tremors have stopped. There are a lot of emails from viewers today about my appearance on Oprah yesterday. It was really cool to be on her program, and I actually spent part of today working on another story for her in Washington. Not sure when that will make it on air though.

Is it just me, or does the State of the Union feel like it was months ago already?

Next thing you know he will be posting about Harry Potter and hot indie boyz.

UODATE: Ok, ok, I'll post the thingy with the whip. You are all sickos.

howtobecool.com

In music on February 2, 2006 at 1:27 am

So, lately, there have been a surge if "up and coming" bands. A lot of them are complete garbage. Luckily, you have me as your guide to weed through the overhyped. I have most of these albums, and I will try to upload some of them throughout the week.

The Arctic Monkeys.
I'm already over them. I am not the type to like something just because they ae popular, but the hype of this band really killed it for me. They have a coky, British punk feel, if that makes any sense. It's good filler music, but don't hurt yourself trying to get a copy of it.

Morningwood.
Ok, to up my indie cred, I saw this band live twice, both a while ago while they were opening for other bands. They have a good live presence, a so-called sensual female lead singer, but their stuff tries too hard. Not enough good hooks or memorable tracks.

The Secret Machines.
There was some hype over these guys when their first album came out, but I was nawt impressed at all. Their secind album is frigging amazing, and I think it took a second try to get it right. I know already that this will be one of my top albums of 2006.

Be Your Own Pet.
They are such a blatant rip of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs it is not even funny. And they don't even do it well. NME may be falling all over themselves over this band, but believe me, you can skip it.

The Clientele.
I see this as indie adult contemporary. I could take it or leave it.

The Editors.
They sound like Interpol. With about 75% of the talent.

The Gossip.
They have been around for a while now, and have released two albums that have that grungy, lo-fi, I recorded this is my garage feel. Their newest album sounds extremely produced, but that relly isn't a bad thing in this case. I would describe it as the White Stripes meets Janis Joplin. Upgrade!

The Joggers.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mendoza Line
Why does this have to be so boring? Don't people like to write interesting music?

The Occasion
Nothing spectacular. Skip it.

The Subways
It is catchy, but it almost seems they have a pushy manager who constantly keeps yelling "be edgy!" from the sidelines. It's like mass-produced lo-fi. Kind of like how A&F makes destroyed denim. You can't buy true indie.

We Are Scientists
I've heard this described as "nerd rock." Ok, what does that mean? It's smart? I guess the lyrics and concepts go above and beyond the usual boy-meets-girl scenarios. I have a bit to say about them in a bit. But this will probably be one of my favorite albums of the year.

So, go forth and share your new knowledge of the up and coming.

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In links on February 1, 2006 at 8:05 pm

This is what we get from the new Wonkette? No thanks, there is one less RSS feed that I need.

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In links on February 1, 2006 at 8:01 pm

wtf

In links on February 1, 2006 at 8:00 pm

stay away from Stephen

In pop culture goodness on February 1, 2006 at 7:57 pm

Brangelina bought a house in Kalorama. That is right near where I used to live- although I rented my apartment on the "other" side of Columbia Ave- let's just say the "ethnic" side. If I lived there, I'd be pissed. I can see them hanging out at Cashion's or something.

shut up

In rant on February 1, 2006 at 7:55 pm

Today at work, between all the meetings and conferences I had, I talked for nine straight hours. No joke. I fucking hate the sound of my voice.

this is so NOT her

In read on February 1, 2006 at 12:01 am

Oprah,

I am Allison from MY FRIEND LEONARD, James girlfriend from Virginia who moved with him to Los Angeles. I have met Leonard, Miles and many other characters talked about throughout the books. James “Jaime” and I dated for a year and a half. I knew him in college as well. I also know without a shadow of a doubt that Jaime was an addict. Also, he was an addict who kicked his addiction with much determination and will power. The stories in which I am included in or know of in both of Jaime’s books are true. Certainly there are details of events that I might remember slightly differently- but all memories are subject to a person’s own interpretation. For example, a memory I have of you, we met by the way in Los Angeles- you did a show with The House of Style that shot in LA. I worked on your show as a PA- and you treated me with zero respect or compassion or kindness. But, perhaps this is my memory and only my interpretation of you?

I understand your confusion about the various interpretations of events in James’s book, but the extent to which you have personally assassinated his character has been taken too far. I also realize your embarrassment for not knowing about the “embellished” stories, until they were brought to your attention by various media. However, the lack of investigative fact checking on your and your producers’ end is no one’s fault but your own. You have taken what is essentially a blow to your ego and pride (“I feel duped”), to a whole new degree—-public humiliation. James did not molest or murder anyone, he simply told his story. Also, whether it’s a “memoir” or “fiction,” did you for one moment think of all the people he was helping and now where you have left them? Or was your pride so hurt that you could only see from your own perspective of “How does this make ME look?” You defended James in the beginning for the right reason- his book was essentially true- he was an addict who kicked it- and he was and had helped thousands of people. I think making a public statement and moving on would have been sufficient, rather than the tar and feather episode that you aired on your show yesterday. I was also embarrassed for a few of the journalists who appeared. They were petty and obnoxious. It was shameful. They should be mortified. Their remarks that you aired were so very Jerry Springerish. As the one guest did comment, “this makes for good television.” And you, Oprah, to be so spiteful, patronizing and mean!

It's like fanfiction, but amazing.