Wow, just got up from a nap and had a pretty vivid dream. I was held in exile in some sort of prison compound for people with telekenic powers. Inside the compound it was a fairly decent place to live, although I lived in a small unit with my parents, first cousins, and their children (wtf?). After realizing where we were, myself and a rogue group of women managed to escape. While we were making our escape, we realized this prison was adjacent to a football camp. Just as we reached the exit to the prison, we got into a scuffle with some asshole football players. Me and one of my magical compadres stepped up, one took a swipe at me and caught me in the face (yet it didn't hurt that much). So, we mentally summoned a football, make it white-hot, and mentally projected it into their camp, which then turned into a bomb and destroyed the whole football camp. Wow! I am seeing this as a Quentin Tarantino pic with perhaps some cameos from the Harry Potter cast as some of the telekenic, magical prisoners. Do I take LSD before I go to sleep?
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The Dairi Burger- A poll! And I’m not talking about the one up Elizabeth’s ass!
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- Check it out.
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- Perv Out
Robin can I get the rights to your dreams? I’m already talking to screenwriters.
One thing…were telepathic powers potentially going to being used as some kind of secret weapon of the NFL? I think we can get Shia Lebouf. Melanie Griffinth is very interested. Woo to direct? Lets do lunch this week.