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Archive for April, 2006

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.

In film on April 30, 2006 at 6:49 pm

I watched Walk the Line today. I feel lukewarm about it. The storytelling was not too intriguing. Johnny Cash becomes famous, gets addicted to amphetemines, destroys his marriage, finds redemption. True to any music biopic, it included the requisite montage of recording music, adoring fans, singles climbing the charts (also used extensively in Josie and the Pussycats, That Thing You Do!, Almost Famous, and Great Balls of Fire). If anything, the music sequences were outstanding. Both Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon did an excellent job with the singing, performing, and stage demeanor. I don't love sountry music, but I do appreciate Johnny Cash's music, so I found those sequences well worth the watch. The soundtrack is well worth owning, maybe I will post it again sometime soon. The acting was great, but the story did not grab me. To be fair, it was someone's life, but it is hard to relate to a "character" that is also a famous musician. Plus, it is hard to sympathize with Johnny Cash. He squandered away his time, money and fame, he had a heavy drug addiction, he cheated on his wife, he neglected his children, he hurt everyone he was close to. I wish hey spent more time on his interest and empathy for in prisons, because those were some of his best performances. It also shows that Reese actually is a good actress, and always doesn't have to be the "cute one." I guess this kind of makes up for Legally Blonde and Just Like Heaven. Almost. And was their any doubt that Joaquin would be amazing?

Update: some tracks

Joaquin Phoenix "I Walk the Line" 

Joaquin Phoenix "Ring of Fire" 

Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon "Jackson" 

some music

In downloads, music on April 30, 2006 at 5:59 pm

Dave Eggers

In links, pop culture goodness on April 30, 2006 at 4:30 pm

I haven't decided if I absolutely loathe or absolutely worship Dave Eggers. He is an egomaniacal dipshit. But somehow I respect that. Here is an interesting read on so-called "selling out" as an artist.

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let’s play funny/not funny

In links, pop culture goodness on April 30, 2006 at 3:49 pm

Stephen Colbery hosted the WhiteHouse correspondents dinner. Basically all he did was make fun of them. Do they realize that his whole schtick is to make fun of conservative political pundits? That's like the Democrats hiring a dirty hippy to host an event. There are some pretty fun quotes. Also, here's a clip. I am totally stoked that Stephen Colbert is getting the attention he deserves for being an amazing comedian, but I think he should lay off this politics thing and remember his roots and work on his perfection of Mr. Noblet.

a note about the title

In rant on April 30, 2006 at 1:56 pm

Thanks for all of you that wrote to me telling me that I meant to title my blog "for all intents and purposes." Yes, I know that's what the saying is. It is actually a pet peeve of mine when people don't say it correctly. Hence, the title of my blog is a culmination of that pet peeve as well as a double meaning for the phrase. It's called IRONIC HUMOR PEOPLE. Look into it.

upcoming albums

In music on April 30, 2006 at 9:50 am

news on 2 albums I am looking forward to. Yes, I like Evanescence. Got a problem with that?

Amy Lee Says New Evanescence LP Has More Sensuality

Scissor Sisters Debut Fresh Disco

young adult series

In links, read on April 30, 2006 at 9:45 am

Plagiarism charges have opened a window onto the relationships between a "book packager" and publishers: First, Plot and Character. Then, find an author.

heh

In Uncategorized on April 29, 2006 at 6:20 pm

For all of you studying for finals and all that jazz. I thought it would be nice to provide some distractions for when you procrastinate.

First, outtakes from Full House. Nice to see they all had some raunch.

Clarence tries to get people to accept Jesus.

more to come…

this one was directed by Sam Mendes

In dreams on April 29, 2006 at 9:43 am

I really really wonder what is affecting my dreams lately. They have become more and more vivid and emotionally involved. Last night I had a dream where a friend of mine and I were going to some club in the city to see some band. Afterwards, we went backstage to meet the band and they accidentally revealed a closet in the backstage which led to a whole other world/dimension. I guess kind of a modern Narnia, if you will. Except that this alternate world was similar in every fashion- it wasn't a fantasy world or anything. Everything was the same except each world was not aware of the other. Ok, this dream was like in epic film fashion where it spanned a number of years, with flashbacks and it jumped around in time. Among other things, I hid my knowledge of this alternate universe for like 10 years or so and I had all these elaborate schemes and close calls about people discovering. At some point I even had a husband and kids in the alternate universe and no one in this real world even knew about it. How I raised them I don't know. The thing that is weird is that I was a main player in this, but the dream was presented very cinematically. With a soundtrack and stylistic aspects to it. There were flashbacks and skipping around within time. There were also rewinds if you will. Meaning, I liked how things panned out at some point so I basically relived that part of the dream.

The thing that fascinates me is a sensation of time. Although the story spanned ten years or so, it certainly felt like the actual dream spanned at least 15-20 hours. However, this dream definately occurred between 5:30 and 8:30 this morning. How does that perception of time get distorted? And where the hell are these ideas and people coming from? How the hell can my brain generate such detail in the setting? While in the dream I specifically remember observing all the details of the people and the environment. And this also always happens to me- in that brief period of waking where I am half awake but not really up and conscious yet, I am still unaware if the events in the dream actually occurred. The point before I open my eyes, see my actual surroundings and fully realize it was a dream. As in, I actually remember thinking to myself, I need to check imdb.com and see if this was actually released as a movie. Wtf people, what is wrong with my brain?

I am seriously interested in learning more about dreaming, both the biological and the meanings of the smbols and how it reflects repressed thoughts. But not through those shitty books called dream dictionaries, where you look up the symbols in your dreams. Like if there were koala bears in my dream it means I am worried about getting a promotion at work. I need some more academic, informative stuff. If anyone has read anything, please let me know.

the bank of Mom and Dad

In links, rant on April 29, 2006 at 9:12 am

Here’s an interesting Times piece on how parents are still supporting their children past the teenage years. It’s an interesting debate, if you will. My parents and I have had extensive talks about money and how much they would be willing to support me. As I have mentioned before, I completely understand my privilege and I grew up with absolutely everything I needed, but I think my parents did a decent job of instilling the value of working for money and not just being able to have material items whenever I wanted them. However, this is very much a cultural thing. I can only speak from the Jewish cultural perspective. If I whined and asked for some clothes or a new cd my parents would tell me to buy it my damns self, but even now if I told my parents I wanted to get a law degree and a PhD, they would quickly whip out their checkbooks. I think some parents and cultures see education as the highest value and would pay anything for it. Also, there is this societal thing that I have mentioned before about god forbid children are not extremely happy every second, so some young professionals do not have to take the first job they are offered because of the paycheck. They can hang out for a while and “find themselves” or go pursue a career in acting or whatever.

My belief is, if parents have the money, what better way to spend it on their children? That is what family support is for. Of course, this can go way too far and then you get privileged children who have no appreciation or concept of privilege. There is always a line that is crossed.

Of course, if it isn’t already obvious, I am taking this perspective from one of class privilege. If one were to look at my bank statement at face value, I don’t know what bracket I would fall in to. At this point I could not support a child, much less a whole family. However, should I ever lose my job, go bankrupt, etc., I wouldn’t be homeless. I know that my parents, however begrudgingly, would take me in and support me. I worry about money, but not to the point where a majority of Americans depend their lives on it. I see that as the basis of the class divide. And I try to recognize this privilege everytime I take out my credit card.

the American Dream?

In links on April 29, 2006 at 2:27 am

low brow

In broadway, nyc, pop culture goodness on April 29, 2006 at 2:25 am

First the Wedding Singer is on broadway and kind of gets good reviews. Then Legally Blonde. And now Elf. This is getting out of hand. Broadway is not waht it used to be. Now it is being catered towards the masses. Is this really to expose people to culture or to make more money?

Why I love Fridays

In links on April 28, 2006 at 7:21 pm

i miss ny

In links, nyc on April 28, 2006 at 10:58 am

A map plotting all the murders in NYC.

A big brou ha ha in Washington Square Park protesting NYU president John Sexton. 

blue states lose

In links on April 28, 2006 at 7:55 am

Here's a treat for your morning: this is a program that plots people's political contributions by geographic area. As in, exact loactions. So type in your zipcode and spy on your neighbors. I am not sure how reliable it is though. My neighborhood is about 99% blue, which kind of surprises me (I expected there to be some variety).

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground try this trick and spin it

In Nada Surf, music on April 27, 2006 at 9:25 pm

“Where is my Mind?” is definately one of my favorite Pixies songs, not to mention one of the best songs ever. If you don’t know the Pixies, you are living under a rock, but many may be familiar with the song because it was used in the trailer and in the last scene of Fight Club. Two of my very very favorite bands have done covers of the song, and it is actually hard to say which version is the best, even when compared to the original. Anyhow, they are essential to everyone’s ipod.

Original by the Pixies

Nada Surf version

Placebo version

runway train

In music on April 27, 2006 at 9:13 pm

Remember the band Soul Asylum? I just came across their album Gravedancers Union after eight or so years. I used to be so obsessed with this band. The singer was dating Wynona Ryder at the time and that was the stamp of approval of indie cred back then. They had that stupid hit single "Runaway Train" with all the missing kids that you probably remember. I remember thinking the album was soooo alternative, angsty, and grungy, but listening to it now makes Third Eye Blind sound like speed metal. Ok, not really. I believe it was one of the first concerts I saw, I saw them at Jones Beach with….the Spin Doctors. I am kind of ashamed to admit that. The bottom line is one of the best songs ever is "Somebody to Shove". Basically every song these days is about attraction and love and all that stuff, but this one at the time, I was in high school and it really hit home about some guy I had a crush on at the time. Don't ask, I can't even remember who the hell it was. But I uploaded it here. Fantastic.

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So mid-nineties it hurts!

what’s going on with everyone else?

In people on April 27, 2006 at 8:55 pm

Tim is afraid that the killer chimps will attack him from Sierra Leone. I think that the media is correct in asserting that chimps aren’t just cute little things that ride bicycles and wear clothes in commercials. However, they aren’t mindless killing machines unless actually threatened are provoked. The smarter an animal is, the more likely it will be violent “for sport”.

Erin declares her love for lesbian comedy.

Matt and Ruth post pics of themselves in compromising positions. Why does Ruth look like she is about to crack up?

TC posts more about “gunners” in law school, which is basically…well, you can read how she describes them. This is interesting to me, because every sort of field has its version. You know, those over-achievers who need to need to get their hands in everything not because they really want to, but because they want to get their hands in everything. This even happened in grad school. Everyone wanted to voluteer to do research with someone, do some sort of extra internship, present at a conference, blah blah. Really, what was it all for? I kind of get caught up in that to. When I first started my job I joined every committee under the sun, volunteered to write every proposal, etc. What for? Was I really interested? I’m better off just doing what I am really interested in. Although the back of my mind still wants to pad my resume. I hate that I get caught up in it. Although it sounds like law school is a much worse situation. If I were in law school, I think I would be permanently emotionally damaged. This is not to take offense to my friends in law school, I am just in awe of your stamina and dedication.

And where in the heck is Laila? She either was attacked by killer monkeys from Sierra Leone or either wandering the streets in a tartan kilt mumbling to herself.

Brandon is preparing for his doctorate in queer super heroes.

For the rest of you, update your mothertruckin blogs and I’ll mention you.

I want to LARP this

In pop culture goodness, tv on April 27, 2006 at 8:15 pm

Where my scifi nerds at?

Set more than 50 years before the “Battlestar: Galactica” miniseries, “Caprica” will deal with the origins of the Cylon race! And apparently with Bill Adama’s parents, uncles, aunts and/or grandparents!

from the NBC/Universal press release:

'CAPRICA'

From executive producers Ronald D. Moore and David Eick ('Battlestar Galactica'), writer Remi Aubuchon ('24') and NBC Universal Television Studio, this new series is set over a half a century before the events that play out in 'Battlestar Galactica.'

The people of the Twelve Colonies are at peace and living in a society not unlike our own, but where high-technology has changed the lives of virtually everyone for the better. But a startling breakthrough in robotics is about to occur, one that will bring to life the age-old dream of marrying artificial intelligence with a mechanical body to create the first living robot – a Cylon.

Following the lives of two families, the Graystones and the Adamas (the family of William Adama, who will one day become the commander of the 'Battlestar Galactica') 'Caprica' weaves corporate intrigue, techno-action and sexual politics into television's first science fiction family saga.

This could be good or bad. I guess in this era people actually die of cancer, because they hadn't at the last minute dicovered that cylon fetal blood cures cancer. [I'm still bitter about that].

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I’ve got something to say!

In film on April 27, 2006 at 6:52 pm

The first trailer for the Strangers With Candy movie. It's a prequel, and from this, it looks mediocre, but I'm still excited.

yea so

In nothing special on April 27, 2006 at 11:03 am

today I woke up totally into being grumpy, but the sun is shining and I realized here are some good things to think about
1. I have my leftovers from the Mexican restaurant for lunch

2. The meetings I have this afternoon are all with people I like

3. I reactivated my Netflix so I can get the fifth season of Six Feet Under

4. I totally didn't shower today and I grabbed the skirt I am wearing was at the bottom of the dirty laundry pile (business casual my ass!)

5. My next three weekends are actually action packed and have planned events.

I could actually think of 10 times as many annoying things, but that would have been what you expected me to do, so I thought I's throw you a loop.

In other news, my cell phone basically stopped working, but I have no desire to replace it. I like being freed from it.

Championship Vinyl

In broadway, pop culture goodness, rant, read on April 27, 2006 at 5:18 am

No no no no no this is a sacrileage.

Musical High Fidelity To Debut in Boston; Broadway in Fall

The new musical, High Fidelity, will play a pre-Broadway engagement in Boston before landing on Broadway for a fall 2006 opening, the producers announced April 24.

Walter Bobbie (Chicago, Sweet Charity, White Christmas) has signed on to direct the new Tom Kitt, Amanda Green and David Lindsay-Abaire musical take on the Nick Hornby novel, which was also a film. Jeffrey Seller, Robyn Goodman, Kevin McCollum — the team behind the 2004 Tony Award-winning musical Avenue Q — will produce the new work.

High Fidelity follows the story of a record store owner (and constant Top 5-listmaker) who — when things in his current relationship go sour — revisits his former relationships to find where he went wrong. The 2000 film reset the Hornby story in Chicago (rather than England) starring John Cusack, Jack Black, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lisa Bonet, Tim Robbins and Lili Taylor. The musical will be set in New York.

Playwright David Lindsay-Abaire (Rabbit Hole, Kimberly Akimbo, Fuddy Meers) will pen the book with music by composer Tom Kitt (Laugh Whore, Debbie Does Dallas) and lyricist Amanda Green (For the Love of Tiffany, Up The Creek Without A Paddle ).

The world premiere pre-Broadway production will play an out-of-town tryout engagement, Sept. 26-Oct. 22 at the Colonial Theatre as part of the Broadway Across America – Boston series. The show will then begin previews on Broadway in late November and open in early December at a theatre to be announced.

The wit, humor and humanity of Nick Hornby’s characters and story naturally lends itself to musical treatment,” according to songwriters Kitt and Green. “It is a socially acute contemporary love story about people who are obsessed with, and define themselves by pop music and culture. The hero’s life is a soundtrack and the big moments are songs.

It was bad enough when The Wedding Singer was made into a Broadway show. For those who have seen the movie version, maybe they can rest easy with this one, but purists who worship the book (i.e., me) will be outraged. Um, first, it takes place in London, not New York. Second of all…just please don’t do this. I can’t even imagine how they are going to obtain all the rights to the music that is mentioned. I have a vision of a large dance number set to a medley of Velvet Underground Songs. Ugh.

linky dinks

In links, music, pop culture goodness on April 27, 2006 at 5:07 am

Christian Rock…mainstream? I don't think they are ready for the mainstream, unless they record albums that are safe and not overtly Christian (i.e. Mxpx, Lifehouse). Although you all know my feelings on Christian music, I have to admit it can't hurt to have music with a message about doing good for humanity, loving our fellow humans and all that Christian schtuff, rather than, "stop looking at my beep".

Um, creepy. Apparently there is a site that connects all dead MySpace users.

The position you sleep in determines your personality. Me: Lying on your front with your hands around the pillow, and your head turned to one side. Often gregarious and brash people, but can be nervy and thin-skinned underneath, and don't like criticism, or extreme situations. Yea, that and I like to avoid the post-nasal drip. Coincidence?

Gross. Some tenants of a building in NYC are getting their own reality show. It's supposed to be the new Melrose Place, and they will probably get their rent paid.

The 33 1/3 series of writing about music just released Doolittle, their volume about the Pixies. I have been meaning to getting around to reading it.

Jewish Adonis

In eye candy on April 27, 2006 at 3:07 am

Damn. I have never watched more than three minutes of the O.C., but damn that Adam Brody. He was actually in some shitty movie about Skateboarding that I once watched at three in the morning. Here's a bit of softcore porn he did for Elle Girl magazine.

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rodeo clowns

In film on April 26, 2006 at 8:52 pm

Well there is a lot to post but I just got home from work and I'm tired and I think I am gonna make some herbal tea and watch Brokeback Mountain, which just came in the mail at Amazon. I started watching it on my computer at work but the tears started even as the dvd menu came up. Brandon also gave the a movie called the Dying Gaul to watch, and it has you know who in it, so how bad can it be. I am sure I won't be able to sleep tonight so I'll give you all some good stuff to read later.

linkalicious

In links, music, pop culture goodness on April 25, 2006 at 10:26 pm

Some info on the new Keane album (for adh) / Rent celebrates its tenth anniversary (retch) (god the original cast is ancient) / Too-hyped Wolfmother gets mediocre reviews / brilliant advertising / The Times does My Super Sweet Sixteen. My coworkers are obsessed with this show and talking aboutbad parenting.

some effin’ good songs

In The New Pornographers, music on April 25, 2006 at 10:19 pm

King & King

In rant on April 25, 2006 at 9:41 pm

I firstsaw the children's book King & King at the Busboys and Poets Cafe in DC. It may have been the cutest thing I had ever seen. THe pictures were great and the story was endearing. The queen is anxious for the prince to marry, so she brings princess after princessin and he finds something wrong with all of them. Finally, one of the princesses brings her brother and he's all, "Hey, you're neat and we like to do the same fun things!" or something equally cute and cheesy and they end up getting married. They kiss at the wedding. Other than that, it is adorable and creative and absolutely not sexual in any way. It is great way for kids to learn about families and loving another person regardless of gender and all that good stuff.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usOf course, as expected, parents are in an outrage that a teacher had students read this book as part of a lesson about different families.

"It's just so heinous and objectionable that they would do this," said Brian Camenker, president of the Parents Rights Coalition, a conservative Massachusetts-based advocacy group.

Camenker said he believes the school, Joseph Estabrook Elementary, broke a 1996 Massachusetts law requiring schools to notify parents of sex-education lessons. "There is no question in my mind that the law is being abused here," he said.

There is absolutely nothing sexual about it. Having Ma Bear and Pa Bear laying in bed together sleeping in the Berenstein Bears is porno compared to the content in this. Meanwhile, these are the same parents that buy their kids Bratz dolls and child-sized thongs to hang out of their jeans.

Lexington Superintendent of Schools Paul Ash said the school was under no legal obligation to inform parents the book would be read to the classroom of about 20 children.

"This district is committed to teaching children about the world they live in. Seven-year-olds see gay people. They see them in the schools. They see them with their kids," he said.

Good for him for not backing down. The fucking ridiculousness is not something I can even begin to express.

Also adorable: And Tango Makes Three. The children's based on the real life penguin couple at the Central Park Zoo. I don't even want kids, but I want to buy these just in case and to give it to a niece or nephew.

Speaking of, Teaching For Change is the shit. Many of the books are geared towards elementary school, but believe me, many adults I know could benefit from them. I want to spend thousands of dollars on the books.

podcast

In links on April 25, 2006 at 9:21 pm

I suddenly started hating all my podcasts and abandoned all of them. But I found Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me! on NPR. They take recent newsworthy items and make up cryptic clues and jingles and limericks, with people calling in to answer questions. The panelists are semi-funny, but it rocks when Mo Rocca is on. I feel like it is old-timey radio with slapstick humor. But entertaining. It's good for driving/working out.

meds

In rant on April 25, 2006 at 9:17 pm

So here is my dilemna: I have the option to take medication that can treat a curent medical condition. The condition is not really giving me any discomfort, but if left untreated it can get worse. However, this medicine has the absolute worst side effects. I have to take it in the morning with food, and within 10 minutes of taking it, I will have the most extreme case of nausea for about 3 hours (2 mornings this week I have vomited). After that, if I don't eat I will become extremely weak and dizzy. However, throughout the day I will switch from absolutely ravenous to sickenly nauseous. Plus, if I had not slept well the night before, I will start to feel things that are like vertigo (my vision shakes). I equate it to that scene in Fight Club where Edward Norton starts to lose it and he sees Tyler Durden in a blurred, vibrating fashion when he talks. I will have a dry throat all day. Not to mention the abdominal and joint pain. Finally, I can barely talk to anyone without biting their head off. Great life, huh? I am seriously wondering if the ends justify the means. This fucking sucks, and it's totally not fair. I know that sometimes side effects go away, but this is ridiculous. This is probably the most frustrating thing ever. I feel like I want to take a week off from work, take the meds every day and just lay in bed and wake up after a week having adjusted to it. Mmmmm, that sounds lovely. I could watch Saved By the Bell and Animal Planet all day and read my Sunset Island books.

Plus! Today accidentally on purpose I ate egg today. I had to eat something for fear of feeling faint and ill, and the only thing available was Pad Thai with egg. Damn me. I just sanctioned the killing and torture of at least five laying hens.

Wilmer

In pop culture goodness on April 25, 2006 at 4:52 am

Here's an amusing gossip column from the future.

PROPS to Lawrence Cobain- he might only be 6, but he's sharp as a tack. When his granny Courtney Love lost consciousness at her Chelsea loft on Tuesday, the quick- thinking youngster – who's staying with Love while mom Frances Bean is honeymooning on the Icelandic Riviera with new hubby Wilmer Valderrama – calmly dialed 911 and administered CPR while waiting for an ambulance to arrive. Then, as she was being loaded in to a stretcher, the modest tyke delicately covered his granny's exposed bosom with a blanket. "You'd almost think he's done this before," said one impressed paramedic.

Also, here is another version of Jack White's Coke commercial, as previously mentioned. Also, I was wrong. It wasn't directed by Michael Gondry.

rss feed

In nothing special on April 25, 2006 at 4:25 am

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one year

In rant on April 24, 2006 at 11:06 pm

So really, what is a year in the scheme of things? I can do this for another year. My job has already gotten easier and less stressful since I started. That means that this upcoming year it should be a breeze. I try to think of things that ocurred in one year and they seem miniscule. One year of college seems like 5 minutes. I only did Americorps for about a year. I'll just have a game plan. This includes taking MBA classes, possibly volunteering at the local psychiatric hospital, reading lots of books, and working out like a fiend. Then, next April, I will do a balls out job search and find exactly what I want, with another year of experience under my belt.

At least this is what I keep telling myself over and over.

sing it

In broadway, pop culture goodness on April 24, 2006 at 10:44 pm

Jeff Whitty is one of the creator/main performers in Avenue Q. The internets is all abuzz with a recent open letter to Jay Leno about his recent gay jokes. I would say it’s a good letter, and it sort of represents the annoying gay jokes made all the time. The Brokeback Mountain parodies are really tired, and show that yes, the characters like cock, but they also went through crap for who they were. And are you forgetting? Jack Twist was BRUTALLY MURDERED. Hahaha. Bring out the limp wrists and disco balls. It also makes me think of the recent GLAAD awards, where Will and Grace was given a standing ovation. Is a show about self-loathing, superficial, falmboyant, promiscuous gay men really forwarding the movement? (Although, an older episode was on where Jack was stalking Kevin Bacon, and it was HI-larious). Hi, I like to speak for all gay men. Ok, so here’s the letter. It’s taken from here.

Dear Mr. Leno,

My name is Jeff Whitty. I live in New York City. I’m a playwright and the author of “Avenue Q”, which is a musical currently running on Broadway.

I’ve been watching your show a bit, and I’d like to make an observation:

When you think of gay people, it’s funny. They’re funny folks. They wear leather. They like Judy Garland. They like disco music. They’re sort of like Stepin Fetchit as channeled by Richard Simmons.

Gay people, to you, are great material.

Mr. Leno, let me share with you my view of gay people:

When I think of gay people, I think of the gay news anchor who took a tire iron to the head several times when he was vacationing in St. Maarten’s. I think of my friend who was visiting Hamburger Mary’s, a gay restaurant in Las Vegas, when a bigot threw a smoke bomb filled with toxic chemicals into the restaurant, leaving the staff and gay clientele coughing, puking, and running in terror. I think of visiting my gay friends at their house in the country, sitting outside for dinner, and hearing, within hundreds of feet of where we sat, taunting voices yelling “Faggots.” I think of hugging my boyfriend goodbye for the day on 8th Avenue in Manhattan, and being mocked and taunted by passing high school students.

When I think of gay people, I think of suicide. I think of a countless list of people who took their own lives because the world was so toxically hostile to them. Because of the deathly climate of the closet, we will never be able to count them. You think gay people are great material. I think of a silent holocaust that continues to this day. I think of a silent holocaust that is perpetuated by people like you, who seek to minimize us and make fun of us and who I suspect really, fundamentally wish we would just go away.

When I think of gay people, I think of a brave group that has made tremendous contributions to society, in arts, letters, science, philosophy, and politics. I think of some of the most hilarious people I know. I think of a group that has served as a cultural guardian for an ungrateful and ignorant America.

I think of a group of people who have undergone a brave act of inventing themselves. Every single out-of-the-closet gay person has had to say, “I am not part of mainstream society.” Mr. Leno, that takes bigger balls than stepping out in front of TV-watching America every night. I daresay I suspect it takes bigger balls to come out of the closet than any thing you have ever done in your life.

I know you know gay people, Mr. Leno. Are they are just jokes to you, to be snickered at behind their backs? Despite the angry tenor of my letter, I suspect you’re a better man than that. I don’t bother writing letters to the “God Hates Fags” people, or Donald Wildmon, or the Pope. But I think you can do better. I know it’s “The Tonight Show,” not a White House press conference, but you reach a lot of people.

 

I caught your show when you had a tired mockery of “Brokeback Mountain,” involving something about a horse done up in what you consider a “gay” way. Man, that’s dated. I turned the television off and felt pretty fucking depressed. And now I understand your gay-baiting jokes have continued.

 

Mr. Leno, I have a sense of humor. It’s my livelihood. And being gay has many hilarious aspects to it — none of which, I suspect, you understand. I’m tired of people like you. When I think of gay people, I think of centuries of suffering. I think of really, really good people who’ve been gravely mistreated for a long time now.

You’ve got to cut it out, Jay.

Sincerely,

Jeff Whitty

New York, NY

Wes Anderson

In film on April 24, 2006 at 10:30 pm

Ok, I mentioned it before, and now it is posted. Here's the American Express commercial. Wes Anderson, you are great, even though your movies are borderline full-of-itselves.

breaking news!

In links, pop culture goodness, rant on April 24, 2006 at 6:54 pm

DILF alert: David Boreanz and son.

Way late to report this, the the Times does Ricky Gervais (and also agrees that the British Office is better, haha).

Teen movies used to be about growing pains, bunking off school and prom night. Now it's mental illness, apocalypse and suicide. And one wonders why there are school shootings? Speaking of teen movies, I caught an airing of 10 Things I Hate About You, and I forget how much joy that movie brings me. Heath Ledger in high school? A cameo by Letters to Cleo? That absolutely amazing high school on the coast? Brilliant.

Hi, I'm fourteen.

Now that’s what I call crap.

In music, pop culture goodness on April 24, 2006 at 6:43 pm

So, I had the serendipidous opportunity to obtain all 20 volumes of the Now That's What I Call Music albums. I am sure you have seen the commercials for them on tv. First off, I felt old because I didn't even recognize have of the stuff on there. WHo knew that R. Kelly had so many hits? And who is this Chingy character? It was, however, a nice trip down pop culture lane because they date back to 1995. (Remember when everybody lurrrved "Closing Time" by Semisonic? And remember when The Cherry Poppin' Daddies got big in the swing revival?) I've also discovered that I enjoy the Backstreet Boys. For real. Most of their hits I actually enjoy. I'm being serious. I'm not really going to listen to these ever again probably, but there were some gems I was going to share with Erin and Andrew, but I might as well post them here. Enjoy.

Aaron Carter, "Aaron's Party (Come and Get It)" I don't know what "it" means, Aaron.

Jessica Simpson, "Angels" A cover of a TNAB song, obvs.

BBMak, "Back Here" Is it just me or is this amazing?
Backstreet Boys, "Incomplete" Their so-called comeback song. I like it, shut up.

Black Eyed Peas "Where is the Love" Remember when the BEP were almost kinda bearable?

Aqua, "Barbie Girl" When I worked at Andover, all the kids from Europe were obsessed with the song. Hence, so am I.

And in keeping with the topic, here's how to become a teen heartthrob. And excuse me? They use Zac Efron (Zac without a k) as an example? He's a fetus. The best:

No girlfriend, but it is important to have celebrity friends: Our reader believes that one day she will meet you and will make you fall in love with her. If you have a girlfriend or a wife that illusion is completely killed. And you have to be open to dating a fan. That will keep the hope alive and make you more desirable. At the same time it is important to have as many celebrity platonic friends as possible and to be seen on the red carpet at charity events and to go to theme parks. Our reader loves to see her favorite heartthrob riding on rides with all the celebs she likes, but he's not attached. He's still open to be her boyfriend.

Sadly, this still holds true. I remember almost crying when I found out that Jonathan Knight had some older woman as a girlfriend. Wait, who am I kidding, I was angry when Joel Madden started dating Hilary Duff.

Inside Man

In film, pop culture goodness on April 23, 2006 at 10:31 pm

Today I saw Inside Man and I was blown away. It restores my faith in the film industry when movies are filmed artistically and don't just rely on pretty faces and explosions. I forgot that Spike Lee is an amazing director. [The last movie I saw of his was Summer of Sam which was the biggest piece of shit ever.] Seriously go see this. I loved how it depicted the police force (I secretly wish I had the physical capacity and mental saneness to be in law enforcement). I loved how Denzel Washington actually felt natural in his role without overacting. I loved how Jodie Foster played a hateable character. I loved how different parts of the movie had a completely different pace and tone. I loved how it brought up racial issues and prejudice and not forcing it down the audience's throat. I don't want to give away anything but when you realize the basis of the plot you will see even more why I lurved it. It is also nice to see James Ransone getting decent movie roles. Last I saw him he was getting exploited by Larry Clark in Ken Park. Ok, enough critique- can I perv out now? Clive Owen! Schwing! Seriously, that onesy painters suit and mask was totally doing it for me. I have a copy of Closer and I have yet to watch it, which is surprising except that I remembered that seeing Natalie Portman as a stripper will probably make me dry heave. I am considering making this my desktop:

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So I hadn't been to the movie in ages, so I had a quite a time with the trailers.

First, there was a fantastic five minute American Express Card commercial featuring Wes Anderson. I have yet to find it online anywhere. It kind of upsets me that he would sell out and pimp himself for a huge corporation, but what the hey.

I kiiiiiinda want to see Mission Impossible 3. You know I love Phil S-H. And having him play a creepy psychopath will only make it better.

Poseidon is a remake of The Poseidon Adventure. The original is campy and great, why remake it with all the cgi special effects? And for Pete's sake, Fergie (a.k.a. Herpie) from the Black Eyed Peas is in it.

The United 93 trailer was an interview with the families of the victims saying they supported the movie (I am sure they got a huge sum of money). This annoyed me. It's like they re anticipating a bad reaction so they are trying to hard to defend themselves. I'll skip this one. There is no need to relive the moment through some superficial Hollywood crap.

What else? Oh, the wretched Break Up with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. Oh let me guess, they get back together in the end. They are using Social Distortion's "Ball and Chain" for the previews. Again, it annoys me that the Social D would allow their stuff to be used for such commercialized crap. But hey, gotta make a living.

my dream

In dreams on April 23, 2006 at 10:00 pm

So last night I dreamt that I was interviewing for a job. Wonder where that came from. I decided not to eat the night before so I would fit into my size zero suit for the next day. Yea and life works that way. And I decided to wear six inch heels. We all know that means trouble. So I get there and first off the staff goes into a song and dance number and asks me to join in. Little do I know this is some sort of test of social norms. I passed that one. Then they kept saying off color remarks to me to see if I would agree and fall into the trap. After going to the ladies room, they left me to find my way back to the interview room as another test. At that point I realized that I didn't even remember the name of the school I was interviewing at. Awkward. I ended up leaving in the middle. You don't need to be Freud to tell me what this dream is about.

some more amusing reads

In links, music on April 23, 2006 at 8:54 pm

The 50 worst things to happen to music.

Jeez, I've been over this a THOUSAND times. Now you can vote for the sexiest vegetarians. Men: Joaquin, Mos Def, Daman Albarn, Jared Leto, and Weird Al. The women: Chelsea Clinton, Emmylou Harris, Kristen Bell, Stella McCartney,

a good read

In links on April 23, 2006 at 5:35 am

megatron

In film, pop culture goodness on April 23, 2006 at 5:14 am

More info on the live action Transformers movie. My memory may be failing me, but there are human characters as well? According to this, Shia Lebouf, Michael Clarke Duncan, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese, Bernie Mac, and John Turturro are involved. I'll go ahead and guess that this will be the worst pile of steaming crap ever made.

they’re just t-shirts

In links, pop culture goodness on April 23, 2006 at 5:07 am

A profile on Dov Charney, the self-proclaimed "Jewish Hustler" who is head of the American Apparel empire. It goes to show how much marketing and sexual imagery can do for a project. I've been saying it for years, people. They're just t-shirts. Get over it.

snap

In Uncategorized on April 23, 2006 at 4:56 am

The Post ran this racist headline the other day.

Aside from it being completely wrong, I am wondering how an editor let that get through?

proof

In eye candy on April 22, 2006 at 11:17 pm

Maybe my wishes do come true; Mark Ruffalo and Jake are gay together, folks!

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If that's not proof, then their matching porn moustaches are.

what gets you riled up, Harlem?

In links, pop culture goodness, tv on April 22, 2006 at 10:42 pm

An interview with the creators of Wonder Showzen, suddenly everyone's favorite show. I liked it in 2005!

a whole new world

In nothing special on April 22, 2006 at 10:15 pm

Yea, so I've left Blogger and switched to WordPress. You probably already read about the gripes I have with Blogger. The thing I like most about this is that I can categorize each post. That way, if for some reason the only thing you care about reading is about pictures of hot celebs, you can click on the "eye candy" category to the right and see only those posts and completely ignore all of the other amazing intellectual thoughts that I post. Of course, there a 800 or so posts that I have not categorized, and like hell that will happen. So let's say that from now on the categories will happen.

I am still working on adding links, so that is a work in progress. I was able to import all my archives from the old blog, so that's all here.

More soon.

the best music you are not listening to

In music on April 21, 2006 at 11:46 pm

These two bands have caught my ear lately, and are worth forcing you to listen to.

The Organ are an all-female band that reminds me of the Corrs. In a good way. If the cores were Canadian indie rock.
Get The Organ; Grab That Gun

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The Living End are classified as "Australian Rockabilly". I love how genres are made up specifically for bands.
Get the Living End; State of Emergency

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some navel gazing

In rant on April 21, 2006 at 2:13 pm

I just checked my sitemeter stats today and my blog has received 10,000 hits. Yes, you read that right. Four zeros. First I thought something was wrong. But then when you think about it, I have about 20 or so regular readers and often some random hots from Canada and Montana, so with those hits over the course of a year and a half, it could happen. It just amazes me that on 10,000 different occasions, people consciously made the decision to read what I am thinking. But, it is also flattering. Thank you so much for supporting this. Over the past two years maintaining this blog has been a good distraction, a good tool for keeping in touch with lots of you, and a general outlet for my rants. I just wish that more of you would leave comments…

who wants to dive in?

In animals on April 21, 2006 at 2:03 pm

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my only reason for living

In links on April 21, 2006 at 1:48 pm

some music snob links

In links, music on April 20, 2006 at 9:43 pm

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In links on April 20, 2006 at 4:42 pm

Myspace foils school shooting. Gah, if you are going to plan a school shooting, at least do it right. Jeez.

I’m so Machiavellian

In rant on April 20, 2006 at 10:54 am

I took this quiz and I scored:

The Machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100
Your Machiavelli score is: 80
You are a high Mach, you endorse Machiavelli's opinions.
Most people fall somewhere in the middle, but there's a significant minority at either extreme.

From Wikipedia:
Machiavellianism is the term some social and personality psychologists use to describe a person's tendency to deceive and manipulate others for gain. Whether the gain is personal or not is of no relevance, only that the resulting actions are the goal and the means by which one achieves the results are only important insofar as it affects the results. Used to describe later works by other authors based on Machiavelli's writings—particularly The Prince—in which the authors stress the view that "The ends justify the means."

Hmmmmmm…….

eye candy of the day

In eye candy on April 20, 2006 at 9:44 am

Jake Gyllenhaal in spandex.

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In dreams on April 20, 2006 at 8:29 am

What sort of lsd did I take before I went to sleep? My first dream of the night was that I was strung out on dope or something and trying to run a day camp. The last dream I had before I woke up, I dreamt about the plot for the last Harry Potter novel. Apparently, Harry finds the relics of Godric Gryffandor, including several of his feathers, which allows him to fly. He finds out that he must go on a quest to Albany, NY (yes, Albany) to fight a political figure over the control of the world’s oil supply. Wtf.

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In music on April 19, 2006 at 9:48 pm

I miss NYC in the summer. There is so much free events it is ridiculous. In the summer of '04, I saw Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Aimee Mann, the Walkmen, Dar Williams, Ron Sexsmith, Q and Not U, Keane, My Chemical Romance, Rhett Miller for free, along with seveal Broadwat performances, a screening of Napoleon Dynamite among other tons of free stuff. For those on NY, please be sure to check out the River to River Festival and free instore perfmances. [whine]I wish I could beeee theeeere. [/whine]

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In links on April 19, 2006 at 9:44 pm

No fucking way. Border Patrol: the videogame. The game shows immigrants crossing the border with a sign that reads welcome to the U.S., welfare office this way. The three targets: a Mexican nationalist, a drug smuggler and a breeder — a pregnant woman with children. The game says ‘kill them at any cost’. At the end of the game, it gives a score with a derogatory term.

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In rant on April 19, 2006 at 9:35 pm

Sometimes I fear I will never be able to have a mormal conversation with anyone ever again. I am not even sure what is normal.

Many of you know my living/work situation, and you know that my office is about 50 feet from where I live. Also with working long hours and feeling under the weather, I have physically been in the same patch of earth about .25 square miles for the past 7 days. This makes me wonder if time passes the same for everyone else.

My job also repeats itself a lot in that there are a lot of milestones during the year that repeat every year. Today was one of those, and I was remembering back to this same day last year, and I remembered exactly what I was wearing and what I had eaten for dinner. Scary?

I also erased my ipod and put on stuff that I listened to about 3-4 years ago and forgot about. This made me realize that Operation Ivy is probably the best fucking band ever.

your daily eye candy

In eye candy on April 19, 2006 at 12:01 am

What's better than a shirtless Jude Law? A chub shirtless Jude Law.

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In Uncategorized on April 19, 2006 at 12:00 am

This would be my worst nightmare realized.

instant poll

In consumerism on April 18, 2006 at 8:44 pm

I am strangely drawn to these laceless Chuck Taylors.

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What do you think: hopelessly lame or undeniably edgy?

well, at least it’s vegan

In pop culture goodness on April 18, 2006 at 5:54 pm

Tom Cruise will eat the placenta. Why is this a surprise to anyone? He is just being selfish. The mother is supposed to eat it to gain the nutruents to pass to the baby.

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In film, pop culture goodness on April 18, 2006 at 5:51 pm

Remember when I used to post about Brokeback Mountain every five minutes? I have restrained lately because I think the initial excitement has ended, and it is now on dvd (I own a copy, duh). [John, tell me about that part again....] Anyway, this is a pretty good essay that I came across.

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In animals on April 18, 2006 at 5:45 pm

Physical rehab for animals is a growing field of research/practice.

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In pop culture goodness on April 18, 2006 at 5:43 pm

South Park takes on James Frey. Can they give this guy a break? They are going to drive him back into addiction.

DI-SGUST-ING

In pop culture goodness on April 18, 2006 at 4:02 am

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When Robin Antin, a Los Angeles choreographer, decided 11 years ago to assemble a burlesque-inspired nightclub revue, she called it the Pussycat Dolls as a nod to her vision of "making everyone look like a real, living doll."

Interscope Records is taking her words literally.

The record company, which along with Ms. Antin revamped the act as an R&B-influenced pop group and released its first CD last year, has struck a deal with Hasbro, the toy maker, to create a line of fashion dolls modeled on its six members. The toy line — which aims to mimic the act's playfully risqué style — is expected to be on sale by this year's holiday season. Hasbro executives estimate the dolls, intended for children aged 6 to 9, will be priced around $15, with the label receiving a royalty on sales.

The deal is just one example of how record companies are seeking revenue-sharing arrangements that encompass far more than CD's. With sales on the decline, record label executives are pressing for a cut of artists' concert earnings, merchandise sales and advertising fees. Last year, for example, EMI agreed to pay about $25 million to buy an estimated 30 percent stake in the business generated by Korn, an established rock band.

But in establishing a new act, Interscope has been laying plans for a series of ventures that extend well beyond the customary ticket sales and T-shirts. In the Pussycat Dolls' case, the company struck a unique deal with Ms. Antin in 2003 in which the two sides split the profits from all the act's ventures. So far, the Pussycat Dolls' name has landed on a cosmetics line from Stila, until recently a unit of Estée Lauder, and on a nightclub at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

The toy line, however, reflects perhaps the most ambitious effort yet to generate extra revenue since the group achieved mainstream success. Managing to score at toy retailers would also illustrate how elastic the aura of a manufactured pop act can be, as the Pussycat Dolls straddle the image of late-night lounge dancers and child-friendly pop singers at the same time.
[Nice choice of verb]

In that sense, the group emerged as envisioned by the Interscope chairman, Jimmy Iovine, who saw it as a cross between the film "Moulin Rouge" and the Spice Girls. Mr. Iovine struck the deal with Ms. Antin after seeing the dance troupe perform, at the suggestion of Gwen Stefani, an Interscope artist who periodically performed with the group.

The foray of Interscope, a unit of Vivendi Universal, into the toy market comes as young children are becoming an important audience for the recording industry. Music executives have been eager to appeal to fans who are (they hope) too young to download music illegally, and children are making their presence known on the Billboard sales chart.

The soundtrack to the Disney Channel TV movie "High School Musical" has emerged as bona fide hit, while "Kidz Bop 9," the most recent installment of a sing-along series, recently posted the biggest first-week sales of any album in the franchise.

The Pussycat Dolls did not start with a G-rated image. The group stormed the charts last August with its first big single, "Don't Cha," a steamy tease that included the lyric "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me/ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"

But the act's next song, "Stickwitu," was a softer ballad that received airplay on outlets like Radio Disney. Since the group's album, "PCD," hit stores last year, it has sold more than 1.3 million copies in the United States alone, according to Nielsen SoundScan data.

Ron Fair, the head of Interscope's A&M Records unit and one of the album's main producers, said the act's more mature image was an asset in appealing to a wider audience.

"When you're dealing with children, if you shoot for that mode in the music you create, it's very, very difficult for it to translate up. Once it's branded as a tween thing, it's very hard to flip it up. But what the older sister and older brother like definitely trickles down to the kids. That's what's happening to the Pussycat Dolls."

Hasbro recognized that dynamic from the outset. Sharon John, the company's general manager for marketing, said she first talked with Interscope executives while "Don't Cha" reigned as the act's first hit. Hasbro executives viewed the Pussycat Dolls as a line that could sell to the same young girls who have gobbled up the Bratz, a line of fashion dolls with curvy figures and coy smiles, from a toy rival, MGA Entertainment.

Ms. John conceded the Pussycat Dolls packaging might be a bit racy for Hasbro consumers. "Bratz has pushed the envelope in this area and has been extraordinarily successful," she said. "I don't think we're trying to push the envelope any further, but we're trying to add an aspect of realism. These are people that have real careers."

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In links on April 17, 2006 at 9:27 pm

Should the government regulate junk food? Interesting, I can see candy bars being sold on the black market.

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In pop culture goodness on April 17, 2006 at 9:26 pm

i’m conducting a poll

In music on April 17, 2006 at 9:17 pm

If you like the band the Fiery Furnaces, we seriously need to talk. It is like a take out of the Hipster's new clothes. They are the up and coming band that all the cool kids think it is cool to like. I think it may be the most excruciating sounds to ever cross my ears. I feel like everyone is so into telling people they own the album to actually sit and listen to how shitty they are. I feel this is the same situation with the band Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. If you like either band and can actually give a good argument as to why they are talented, please do so. Then I can sleep at night.

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In music on April 17, 2006 at 8:40 pm

Lately some older established bands are releasing new material. Good to see that they are still together. Hopefully it is because they still want to make music, and not purely for commercial reaons.

Mission of Burma, Obliterati (file here)
Using rapid shifts in dynamics, unconventional time signatures and chord progressions along with distinctive tape effects, Mission of Burma challenges the prevailing idioms of punk without losing its power and immediacy. On a purely intellectual level, Burma's approach is similar to that of Glenn Branca (another early Burma contemporary) and later Branca disciples Sonic Youth; however, the result is anything but a cold academic exercise.

While in early years Burma's audience was limited, today Mission of Burma is widely acknowledged as one of the first groups to achieve the potential of modern alternative/independent rock, fusing punk and experimental music into some of the most influential music to come out of the American punk/no wave scene.

Sonic Youth, Rather Ripped (file here)
In their early career, Sonic Youth were associated with the No Wave art and music scene in New York City, but have outlasted most associated bands. Part of the first wave of American post-punk groups, Sonic Youth carried out their interpretation of the punk rock ethos throughout the evolving American indie underground (as the title of their documentary 1991: The Year Punk Broke demonstrates) that focused more 1991: The Year Punk Bon the DIY ethic of the genre rather than its specific sound. They have found moderate mainstream success, and are generally seen as one of the leading alternative rock groups of their time.

Both of these bands were chrnicled in the book Our Band Could Be Your Life. If you even THINK that you are some sort of authority on music, this book should be a requirement.

Speaking of, the documentary 1991: The Year Punk Broke is truly amazing. I have seen several tour documentaries and several of themk suck, but this one is truly entertaining, with some of the best live performances ever, and really captures the era in alternative music right before it went commercial and the line of alternative/commercial truly got blurred. It has a lot if Nirvana footage right before they became famous, and tons of interviews and footage of Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore, who are absolutely hilarious (they currently have a teenage daughter, who probably has the coolest parents that ever lived). Unfotunately, I don't think it is yet on dvd, which is a shame.

Some other worthwhile music documentaries are Fugazi: Instrument, which chronicles one of the fucking awesome bands ever. Even if you don't particularly like this band, again , the filmmaking is good and it chronicles the DC punk scene, which again, was probably the last musical movement to remain untouched by commercial influence.

Finally, Dig! came out recently, which totally changed my life. It is a chronicle of the rivalry between the bands the Dandy Warhols and the Brian Jonestown Massacre. The Dandys achieved commercial success where the BJM were masically egomaniacal drug addicts and didn't get much success, but were arguable more talented.

Sigh. Again, this makes me realize that I was born 10 years too late because I am OBSESSED with the alternative music of the 90s. Sure, I was alive then and appreciated Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and all the grunge/alternative mainstream stuff, but had I been older and a bit more inquisitive I could have gotten in on all the other, less mainstream stuff.

Kids these days, with all the music coming out and the influence of the internet, have no sense of HISTORY of music and underground following. Bands form and within a matter of months can become very well known, without the benefit of having a longstanding following. It makes it seem too random and when we look back at 2000-2010, I don't think there is going to be any sense of what happened musically. With the exception of the rise of commercial teen pop. Sigh.

an excerpt from my Daily Show desk calendar

In nothing special on April 17, 2006 at 9:55 am

Presidential Quotes: On drugs
"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it, and I didn't inhale, and I nver tried it again." -President William Jefferson CLinton, 1992
"Put another brick on my hookah, Chow Ming, and fetch me fresh silks, I've soiled myself again." – Franklin Pierce, 1856

Sonic Youth Honored by Congress

In music on April 16, 2006 at 11:02 pm

That's pretty impressive. I have their new album, which I will try to post later.

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In film on April 16, 2006 at 10:42 pm

Wow. heavy post. Don't worry, I have switched back to posting about hottt celebs. Speaking of I rewatched Jarhead. I don't know why I love war movies (I luuurved the Thin Red Line, Cold Mountain, and Biloxi Blues, to name a few. Jarhead was great cinematically, Sam Mendes can never do wrong (he married Kate Winslet for pete's sakes). I think it did also send a message about the Gulf War, but not overly forced or political, it just showed the uselessness and wastefulness of it, and how the indivuals involved barely knew why they were there. Watch it if you haven't. It's not really a "war" movie, if that makes sense. Ok, but speaking of hot celebs that are in it, my obsession with Peter Sarsgaard is starting to reach unhealthy levels. Like I even find him attractive as the bigoted murder/rapist in Boys Don't Cry. Help!

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In rant on April 16, 2006 at 10:07 pm

Ok, I am going back to readdress some things that I brought up previously here here and here a couple of other times (I'm too lazy to search my own blog).

Listen. I know that I have some things going for me. I am fortunate than most. I support myself, I have a place to live, I am employed in a skilled job that I like (most of the time at least) and I live in a relatively affluent area. I realize this. I appreciate this. I accept this. However, thinking of this should not make all my problems go away. I think it is absolutely useless to compare my situation to someone who is unemployed, poor, ill, etc. Well, not useless, but maybe not relevant. It is ok for me to want things for myself and not just accept my situation. If I am unhappy, I am unhappy. I can't keep saying "well, someone in this world is less fortunate than me" and that makes everything fine. I DO recognize my privileges, I do, but it is just not relevant to compare the two. It IS important, however, to keep that in perspective. So I am frustrated with the people who bring that to my attention when I try to talk productively about my unhappiness. And from reading this, it does sound like I go around complaining all the time. Well, some of the time I do, but I am getting the most out of my job, doing it well, and doing my part to volunteer/examine systemic oppression, and all that jazz. So please don't show me pictures of Katrina victims and expect me to start screaming "I love my life!". Harsh, but it's the truth. I have the right to want to improve my situation when it is in context.

Speaking of moping around. So, I didn't get any of the jobs I really wanted, which is pretty darn depressing. I feel like crap. My self-esteem is at an all time low. Why is it WRONG to want to sleep and scowl and generally mope around for a few days? Sometimes I need to get it out of my system. I feel like people are all freaked out if I exhibit some signs of depression, no matter what the cause. It's like I am supposed to get over this in a matter of 30 seconds. I think bad depression is when one is depressed for seemingly "no reason", but now I have an exact reason to be depressed. Maybe it is something relevant to me in particular, but are people afraid I am going to do something to myself? Why are we all kidding ourselves into thinking that some periodic depression is not ok? I think it is healthy to do it for 2 or 3 days. I also understand that some people may be walking on eggshells around me, but I don't understand this big push to be completely fine about everything ALL THE DAMN TIME.

THis reminds me of a long-standing conversation I have been having with someone about how certain people react to depressed people. Now, if you are an individual who has never really truly experienced depression as a condition or an impairment, I really envy you. But, based on the rates of medication in today's society, there seems to be less and less of the lucky ones. So, based on conversations I have had with people over the last few years, here are some things I have come up with about the "rules" of dealing with depressed people if you are close to any.

1. Please don't try to understand every little complexity of it. We don't even understand it. Just let it be what it is sometimes.

2. Please don't try to give immediate, specific advice how to solve the person's problems quickly. This totally annoys me and makes me feel like I am useless and unable to solve a simple problem, and makes me more depressed.

3. For god's sakes, please do not start listing off the good things about a depressed person's life and reasons they should not be depressed. It makes me feel so much worse if there are good things in my life and I can't feel good about it. Again, this makes me feel guilty about feeling depressed and then I feel more depressed.

4. I strongly believe that depression has a lot to do with neurological, chemical, and biological factors. However, it FEELS real to people, so please don't treat it as a simple medical thing, such as asking a person who is acting depressed, "did you remember to take your medicine?" (I think my mother has this one trademarked).

5. Depressed people have coping mechanisms. It may be sleeping for long period of times, breaking off social contact for a limited time, etc. As long as it is not immediately harmful, WHY IS IT SO WRONG? Hey, if it works for the short term, so be it. Apparently binge drinking and promiscuity are the socially acceptable ways to cover some sort of insecurity and hardship these days.

6. No single person can make me feel completely better, it's the old cliche that the only one who can help myself is me. I am the only one responsible for my own happiness. What is the other cliche? I can't think of it. Real beauty is on the inside? Wait, that's something that ugly people say. Wait, it's something like, you can't help others until you help yourself. Oh, fuck it. You know what I mean.

eye candy

In eye candy on April 16, 2006 at 10:00 pm

nuff said. Eating meat is bad. But filling your body with toxins is good, apparently.

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In people on April 16, 2006 at 9:14 pm

What is going on in the world of my fellow bloggers?

Ruth condemns Bridezillas. Amen!
Erin has caused me to have a crush on GW's nephew. Great.
Andrew's singles reviews.

sell-out?

In The Raconteurs, music, pop culture goodness on April 16, 2006 at 9:05 pm

Apparently no one ever informed me, but Jack White (i.e., my husband, from the bands the White Stripes and the Raconteurs for those of you living in a cave) wrote and sings a jingle for Coke. Would I consider this selling out? Maybe. Artists do get paid for their work. But to get paid for pushing a corrupt capitalist venture? Hmmm. However, the song is pretty good and the video is pretty hot. Except that it is a rip off of “Hardest Button to Button.” I wish that a musician I respect wasn’t using his talents for Coke, but if it does make people appreciate something that is out of the mainstream, then maybe that’s good? I think I am just making excuses though.

gross

In links on April 16, 2006 at 9:03 pm

recipes for McDonald's. Secret sauce is just thousand island dressing. I'm gonna barf.

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In Nada Surf, music on April 16, 2006 at 9:03 am

I’m on about 400 different band email lists, but I got a weird one from Nada Surf today. Apparently they recorded some instructional videos on how to play their songs. Um, ok. Thanks?

How to play “Fruit Fly”
How to play “The Way You Wear Your Head”
How to play “Blizzard of ‘77″

This made me realize that I haven’t seen the video for “Popular” in ages. It’s amazing. In that lame, early-90s way. Although they never play it live, and don’t ever plan to. Remember the days when bands “acted” in their own music videos?

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In broadway, pop culture goodness on April 16, 2006 at 12:13 am

Why why why? Why is Tarzan being brought to Broadway? And is this G-rated?

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In film, pop culture goodness on April 16, 2006 at 12:09 am

Finally, Darren Aronofsky takes some time off from impregnating Rachel Weisz to make another movie. The trailer for the Fountain.

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In links on April 15, 2006 at 10:44 am

So, in honor of Passover and all you Jew groupies, here was an interesting tidbit I found. It's a map of Jews as a percentage of the overall population.

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No shocker there. They are just CRAWLING all over south Florida and Brooklyn may as well show "the percentage of non-Jews".

more adorable cat rescues

In animals on April 15, 2006 at 10:40 am

After 14 days trapped in the innards of a Greenwich Village building, Molly the cat finally emerged wearing a look on her face that said, "What's all the fuss about?"

Love the headline. This has been an ongoing story for those in New York. Funny that she was lost in a deli, and people will cut apart the deli to save her, but the next day, they will go in and order their deli meat. I'm just sayin'.

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In links on April 15, 2006 at 6:15 am

I don't know what is more degrading- chick lit or "laddie fiction."

i don’t get it

In rant on April 14, 2006 at 6:09 pm

I hurt more deep down when I am rejected from a job than rejection from anything. Rejected by people, sure I feel like shit, but I bounce back. (Well, in certain cases.) When I don't get a job I am the lowest of the low. Maybe because being rejected by people is not necessarily rejecting me at my core, it is just a preference. However, a job is basically a sum of my skills and everything I have been working for and when I am rejected I think I am kidding myself about what I am good at.

Maybe it is because I am spoiled- I had no trouble finding a job after college, and out of grad school I had to decide among four job offers. Maybe it gave me a big ego.

Boo fucking hoo.

My solution? I am going to go to sleep now and hope I can sleep straight through the next 36 hours.

If I wake up, I'll watch Jarhead, Walk the Line, and Roswell. Maybe some perving out will cheer me up.

happy easter to me

In links on April 14, 2006 at 4:06 pm

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In rant on April 14, 2006 at 3:17 pm

So I don't believe in hippy drippy spiritual crapola, but I have a hunch. A hunch that I really can't ignore. And I feel like I'm psychic. I have a hunch that I will end up staying here for the next year, despite all my recent efforts to change that. However, I am struggling whether pver the choice to curl up in a ball and cry my eyes out or just deal with it and look forward to the great opportunities I will have if I stay next year. It's really hard to, considering this year is dragging on (about six weeks til all the students leave).

I consider myself a confident person, but I hate playing all the politics of job searching. There are sometimes opportunities that come up where I can use connections to help me land a job or people offer to "put in a good word for me" but I always refuse it, hoping to get a job on my own merit. If you know how to play the game, you know how to get a job. Maybe I've been the sucker all along for not playing the game.

a sweet offering

In music on April 14, 2006 at 8:16 am

I'm sharing an album and group that I sometimes take for granted:

Out Hud: Let Us Never Speak of this Again
Since their 1996 formation in the Bay Area of California, Out Hud have played a complex but danceable brand of indie rock with debts owed to disco, dub, and post-punk. Prior to their 2002 debut album for Kranky, the group released a number of vinyl-only singles and EPs (for Red Alert, Dead Turtle, GSL, and 5 Rue Christine), built a small word-of-mouth following through their live shows — which often caused otherwise sessile indie rockers to dance — and relocated to New York.

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In animals on April 13, 2006 at 4:43 pm

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if this is wrong, i don’t want to be right

In eye candy, pop culture goodness on April 13, 2006 at 3:43 pm

Ack! It's the kid from Narnia! Shirtless! Where my pervs at?

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In rant on April 13, 2006 at 3:16 pm

Thank you for all your kind words and encouragement about my blog. I know it looks like I was just fishing for compliments but believe it or not I actually wasn't. Although they were nice.

I also want to share that in my department's office the sewage pipes all backed up and the air conditioning is not working, so you can imagine the lovely smell.

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In rant on April 13, 2006 at 11:08 am

I;d like to publicly apologize for the slight temper tantrum in the previous post. Although, if you find my temper tantrums entertaining, I'll be sure to document them more.

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In rant on April 13, 2006 at 10:48 am

I just had a frustrating conversation with someone about this blog. I am always open to constructive criticism, but this pissed me off. I post mindless pop culture stuff because that "mindless" stuff I find interesting, and sometimes others do to. If I had an intellectual, soul-bearing post everyday, that would be excessive. First, 90% of what I go through and feel don't make it on this blog, because ahem, THIS IS THE INTERNET AND IT IS PUBLIC. And, although some of you have jetsetting lives, not everything that happens in my day is earth-shattering, and that is fine.

Also, it is my blog. I am not offending anyone. And pay attention to the MY part of MY BLOG. No one is forcing anyone to read it. And that is a beauty of a blog. It is dynamic. Some days you may not give a shit about what I right. Maybe once a month I post something you find interesting. GREAT! My job is done. I am not looking for approval. I am looking for something to occupy my time through the days. And perhaps to entertain some people as well.

I don't like to be put in situations where I have to justify my actions when those actions are not harmful or particulary impactful. But I guess that is what I am doing.

The person I am referring to is also reading this, and I am not trying to passive aggressively yell at that individual, I am just sharing my thoughts because it's my blog. And that's what blogs are for. Asshole.

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In pop culture goodness, tv on April 13, 2006 at 2:21 am

Even Oprah did a show on the "Stupid Girls" phenomenon. I'm all for the cause, but why is the singer Pink suddenly lauded as a feminist hero when a producer wrote a cliched pop song for her? As faras the video goes, it creates this complete dichotomy of being a "non-stupid girl" being like society's version of a man- playing sports and beating the hell out of people. It's not one of the other, Pink. You can still be a fashionable attractive woman and be a strong woman. Smart does not automatically mean desexualized. Looks like someone needs to take a Women's studies class, Pink.I still think she buys into everything she is singing about. I still see her in revealing clothing. And acting like an ass in front of paparazzi. Oh well, I guess it is better to have "Stupid Girls" rather than "Beep". For kicks, here are the videas, side by side.

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In film, pop culture goodness on April 13, 2006 at 2:13 am

I heard that Hard Candy was supposed to be a phenomenal movie. Although it looks disturbing.

it’s the end of my world as I know it

In pop culture goodness on April 13, 2006 at 2:08 am

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard Expecting Baby
Hmmm, shotgun wedding? She is no on my list. Maybe one day I will actually get around to publishing that list. It includes Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansen, and Kirsten Dunst. Oh wait, I just did.

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In animals on April 13, 2006 at 2:05 am

Is it wrong that I find this adorable?

Cat Stuck in Wall Waves Paw for Help
"He had his paw out touching not clawing the whole time, like he was saying 'Come on! Come on,'" Wingfield said.

some music links

In links, music on April 13, 2006 at 1:56 am

contest: caption this picture

In eye candy on April 12, 2006 at 8:59 pm

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In links on April 12, 2006 at 8:53 pm

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In links on April 10, 2006 at 9:48 pm

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In music on April 10, 2006 at 9:34 pm

You know indie music goes too far when bands start mentioning each other songs. Take Snow Patrol's "Hands Open" lyrics:

Put Sufjan Stevens on
and we'll play your favorite song
"Chicago" bursts to life and your
sweet smile remembers you, my

Hands open, and my eyes open
I just keep hoping
That your heart opens

Oh, Snow Patrol are my new favorite bands evs.

holy shit

In links on April 10, 2006 at 2:29 pm

Allright here's what I want you to do – while sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

More here.

this just keeps getting worse

In links, rant on April 10, 2006 at 2:13 pm

The Smoking Gun has the evidence from the gang rape case by the Duke Lacrosse team. It is really hard for me to keep an open mind about athletic culture and the masculinity and the message is creates. I wonder how long it takes for everyone to say the woman asked for it because she was a stripper. Oh, wait, Rush Limbaugh already did that. What if these were black athletes and the woman was white? Would there be all this protection and a high-profile defense lawyer? I hope this man's parents are proud. Go Blue Devils!

this is awesome

In links on April 10, 2006 at 5:01 am

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In film, pop culture goodness on April 10, 2006 at 4:52 am

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In music on April 10, 2006 at 4:49 am

i love the internets

In The Raconteurs, links on April 9, 2006 at 2:30 pm

The new Apple store in Manhattan looks tight.

I didn’t know that this had a name or that others suffered from it: hypnotic jerks. I’m not alone!

Tonight on 60 minutes: the elephant orphanage.

More about High School Musical. You know you love it. You know you check zacaholic 30 times a day.

This lucky ass got to see the Raconteurs at Irving Plaza.

Jesus walked on ice, not water, scientists say.

Science examines animal suffering.

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In people on April 9, 2006 at 9:39 am

Here is when I have to prove Tim wrong about the comic genius of Andy Milonakis.

 

gag

In links on April 9, 2006 at 4:50 am

Here's where your hard-earned money is going. The Fortune 500 report.

this could be me

In links, music on April 9, 2006 at 4:45 am

hmmmm

In links on April 9, 2006 at 4:41 am

panda porn

In animals on April 8, 2006 at 4:34 pm

My rss aggegator has 210 feeds, so I probably see everything that is posted on the internet, ever. So, is your day 10 minutes longer than it should be? Then go here and watch pandas being absolutely adorable for that long. Oh, and baby pandas in an incubator? The verfict is in, that's also cute. I think instead of prozac people should be handed baby pandas.

EDIT: Calm down, it's not really porn. I guess one can call it the equivalent of porn if you really like watching cute aminals.

music

In The Raconteurs, music on April 8, 2006 at 12:56 pm

Ok, seriously, this ine is only because someone requested it.
WIlson Phillips- Best of (yes, there was enough to fill a whole cd)

And, since I won’t shut up about it, The Raconteurs- Broken Boy Soldiers

I got this one a while ago, forgot about it, and now listen to it constantly. It’s the solo album from Jenny Lewis, singer of Rilo Kiley. It’s alt-country.
Jenny Lewis- Rabbit Furcoat

some weekend reading

In The Raconteurs, links, music on April 8, 2006 at 8:30 am

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In pop culture goodness on April 7, 2006 at 4:49 pm

They might as well throw Natalie Portman in the cast, considering I hate most of these acteurs.

Variety reports that Paul Giamatti and Chris Evans have joined the cast of Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini's big screen adaptation of The Nanny Diaries.

The film stars Scarlett Johansson as a working-class woman from New Jersey who becomes a nanny to a wealthy Manhattan family.

Giamatti will play Mr. X, the brood's imposing patriarch, Evans (Fantastic Four) the Park Avenue hunk who steals Johansson's heart.

Donna Murphy and Laura Linney round out the cast.

The movie, which begins filming in New York this month, is based on Nicola Kraus and Emma McLaughlin's popular satirical novel.

I MUST get this compilation

In music on April 7, 2006 at 3:13 am

Punk Goes 90s

Mae – "March Of The Pigs" – Nine Inch Nails
PlainWhite T's – "Song 2" – Blur
Gym Class Heroes – "Under The Bridge" – Red Hot Chili Peppers
Copeland – "Black Hole Sun" – Soundgarden
Hit The Lights – "Hey Jealousy" – Gin Blossoms
Emery – "All I Want" – Toad The Wet Sprocket
Scary Kids Scaring Kids – "Losing My Religion" – REM
Cartel – "Wonderwall" – Oasis
The Killing Moon – "You Outta Know" – Alanis Morissette
Bleeding Through – "Stars" – HUM
Anberlin – "Enjoy The Silence" – Depeche Mode
Eighteen Visions – "Beautiful People" – Marilyn Manson
The Starting Line – "Big Time Sensuality" – Bjork
So They Say – "In Bloom" – Nirvana
Bedlight For Blue Eyes – "Jumper" – Third Eye Blind

I miss the 9:30 Club

In music on April 7, 2006 at 3:11 am

The Neko Case show in DC will be broadcast live on NPR.

the rules of partying

In rant on April 6, 2006 at 10:11 pm

Rule #1: If you have to chant "party! party!" and "woo-hoo!", you are having a lame party.

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In pop culture goodness on April 6, 2006 at 10:07 pm

Confession: I m listening to the soundtrack to High School Musical and liking it.

It's the cult success of the year!

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er, um

In links, music, pop culture goodness on April 6, 2006 at 4:09 am

Rainer Maria has a new album out and I didn't even know about it?

Tina Fey has a new sitcom?

I can download a Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert from NPR?

The victims of the Duke lacross team rapes are ho's?

Liberal authors are forming a PAC?

These are the burning questions keeping me up.

some podcasts

In links on April 6, 2006 at 3:44 am

I've suddenly gotten sick of my usual podcasts. Keith and the Girl has gotten really annoying since they recently got some sort of big radio show deal and now it's all they talk about. The Ricky Gervais Show is now over.

The Times online podcast.
Meaning the British Times. Some good band interviews.

The KCRW Music Exchange. Some more music reviews and interviews, but short and sweet. Steve Lamaq and Nic Harcourt are a little to hip for their own good.

Diggnation
I am late getting on the bandwagon for this one. I found it annoying for a while but it's growing on me.

Vegan Freak radio
I am going to give this a try again, because I love their book, but they themselves can be a tad annoying.

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In pop culture goodness on April 6, 2006 at 3:40 am

July 13, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Althought I did say I was not going to get excited about it because I didn’t want to build it up too much. So much for that. I guess I am just too excited to see Dumbeldore’s army.

i’ve got something to say

In film, pop culture goodness on April 5, 2006 at 4:39 pm

The Strangers With Candy movie site is now active!

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In film, rant on April 5, 2006 at 3:21 pm

So I rewatched Pride and Prejudice (love it love it love it). Although, as a feminist, I feel I should be against it. As I watched it more critically, many things came to mind. First, oh my god how do they not get so bored? What do they do all day? Wander around listlesslyin empire waist dresses and sit in uncomfortable chairs until someone comes by to propose? Also, it has a happy ending because skinny Keira Knightley and the cute and rich Mr. Darcy end up together, and the pretty but peronality-less Jane and the so obviously GAY Mr. Bingley get engaged. So we are supposed to be happy and feel all is well. What about the poor cousin of theirs who no one wanted to marry (he was not evil, just a tad short and nerdy) and Keira's bff Charlotte, who everyone kept saying was ugly, who had to settle for marrying the dorky Mr. Collins because she was 27 and a burden to her parents. Then there;s Mary, Keira's younger sister who prefers music and conversation to fawning over men, and of course she is depicted as a hideous outcast. Aren't they pissed? Aren't they annoyed at Keira and company for totally being assholes to them? I wish something was written from their point of view. I smell Jane Austen fanfiction!

Ok, so the fairytale ends with them being engaged. But seriously, is getting married so great? So then they move from their parent's house to their husbands house where they still have notning to do but make babies and order servants around.

Wow, way for me to ruin a good movie.

another gem from my daily show calendar

In nothing special on April 5, 2006 at 2:56 pm

Congressional Classroom Activities: Fun with gerrymandering!
Have fun with the gerrymander! The above picture shows the five congressional districts in rural Texas that have experiences a sudden upswing in minority population. Using only three straight lines, can you redraw the boundaries to consolidate white power in four of the five districts? If you can, please contact the office of Rep. Tom Delay (R-TX).

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In rant on April 5, 2006 at 2:25 pm

Apple is complete rubbish. Is anyone else having a problem with their ipod? This is the second one I've had in 2 years. It freezes up all the time. This is ridiculous. I know what it is. My music is just too cutting edge for it. Ipods only work if you play Nora Jones and the Black Eyed Peas. I am not at all thrilled with itunes lately. I am finding it kind of fascist- the only way I can load songs is through the itunes interface? I like to see those yellow folder icons when I transfer. And I like two way transfers. I don't like itunes preaching to me to "not steal music." F that.

This one looks pretty sweet.

more music

In music on April 5, 2006 at 3:09 am

Filling some requests

Saves the Day- Sound the Alarm
This is their new one. It's really growing on me. Of course, it is nowhere near as good as Stay What You Are, which is classic. If you've never listened to SVD before, this album may come across as forced and whiny (the singer's voice is an acquired taste) but if you usually listen to them or this genre, you'd be glad to have it. It's a little more punk than their last few.

Enon- Hocus Pocus
I can't help but compare them to Blonde Redhead. Same idea, eclectic background with a female singer/androngynous male singer.

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In rant on April 3, 2006 at 11:55 pm

I've been getting some pretty strong reactions to this post on and off the comments. It's made me think; stay tuned for a response. Or, a "blogsponce" if you will.

music music music

In The Raconteurs, music on April 3, 2006 at 11:33 pm

Whoa, in the last few days I’ve acquired way too much. I now have the complete discography of Screeching Weasel and the Get Up Kids as well as some other stuff. Including…the Raconteurs! Aaaiiieeeee! So, I thought I would share some of my best stuff recently. I know I say this every time, but this stuff is really good, and you need to hear it. And, as always, I am really bad at explaining what it sounds like.

Snow Patrol- Eyes Open
For my fellow anglophile. I wasn’t always the biggest fan. I think this is the best that I’ve heard. Here for seven days.

Say Hi To Your Mom is apparently really just this one hipster guy who makes his music electronically in his Williamsburg studio and wears vintage cords and chucks. It sounds more like fuzzy guitars and a lo-fi indie pop. What does that mean? I don’t know. Get Numbers and Mumbles here for seven days. And don’t report me to the RIAA.

Ok, I can’t explain Robbers on High Street. I think they kind of sound like Spoon. Here are some customer reviews of Tree City. And here it is for seven days.

boing-oing-oing

In eye candy on April 3, 2006 at 3:22 pm

I thought some eye candy was an order. Esoecially some involving greasy guys with semi-mullets.

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TROLL!

In pop culture goodness on April 3, 2006 at 3:04 pm

What is it with this girl?

Star can exclusively reveal that Kirsten Dunst is dating Saturday Night Live funny man Andy Samberg, 27. On March 20, the two were seen getting cozy at Hollywood’s uber-trendy Hotel Café during a Jose Gonzalez concert. Goodbye Jake and goodbye former love interest Tobey Maguire, Kirsten has lucked out with Andy. An eyewitness says he is quite the gentleman!

She really does love the Jews…and the Jews love her. I think she is despicable, both in looks and personality. Yes, I know her personally. She has fangs, people.

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From the wickedly awesome Gallery of the Absurd.

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In consumerism on April 3, 2006 at 4:52 am

Well, I've now been vegan for three weeks. I am proud that I have actually committed to something. That rarely happens. I thought it would be harder. I actually do not miss meat or dairy at all. Once I left it, I was fine. Plus, I have been doing a lot of reading on it, and there are a few mental images that I fall back on when I get even the tiniest craving for meat or dairy. I've even been cooking. It's a miracle. This week I made chili (the recipe with cinnamon- it sounds weird but it was fantas), and Baked Italian eggplant and portabella, and tonight I made tofu with green curry and bean thread noodles. I hope I keep up my enthusiasm for cooking and don't end up micowaving a gardenburger every night.

This weekend I decided to do some clothes shopping for myself, something I really haven't done in months. Plus, I need summer clothes. The only summer shirt I have is a black stretch tee that I wore every day last summer. (I know the Gap is bad, but this is probably the most comfy shirt ever made)Of course, this consisted of getting a new bag and a new shoes. It was actually harder than I thought to find something non-leather. It was actually a little ridiculous how much is made from leather. Is that really necessary? And why is leather desireable? Is it because it is more durable, looks better? I'd never thought I'd say this, but thank god Keds now has some decent stuff. And Converse is always a good back up (believe it or not, I rully rully want these.)

Don't even get me started with shopping for summer clothes. I haven't actually worn shorts for about 8 years, and these so called "capris" are not capris on me. They're more like…really short pants. The other issue I struggle with is, is there a certain age that I can't wear some of the things I wear? When I hit a certain age, do I need to start shopping exclusively at Chico's or Talbots? My look is a bit more modified than it used to be (what was it? Grandma-chic meets pirate-chic?) but seriously. Warning: If you wear Talbot's or Chico's, I am sure you look fine. Didn't mean to hate.

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In The Raconteurs, links, music on April 3, 2006 at 4:17 am

While my nightly bout of insomnia kicks in, I’ll do some internet reading. On that note, it annoys me when people really don’t understand how awful actual insomnia is. Have you ever met people that are proud of their insomnia (“Oh, you can call me as late as you want. I’m a total insomniac.”) Do they really undersand what it is like to start dreading the night?

Is Matisyahu a novelty act?

Top ten songs that don’t live up to their titles.

I am squirming in my pants waiting for the new Raconteurs album.
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I can’t believe I don’t have it yet. I’ll have to settle with some live stuff for now.

I wanted to mention (and hate on) the GLAAD media awards. I think it’s great that the smaller, lesser-known media and journalists are recognized for their stories, but the major awards are so obvious. Gee, you think Brokeback Mountain will win? It seems they just honor anything huge in the media that is gay-related, regardless of the message. I believe Queer Eye, Queer as Folk, and Will and Grace have been honored in the past. If you stop and think, are these really and truly positive depictions?
Here we go: Why Wanting Equality Makes Women Unhappy.

This is gross: an online guide for how to find free beer. I’ll bet every one of you will click on it.

Speaking of, the Gawker Walker Tour does the NYU bar crawl. I hate college students sometimes (ironic, isn’t it?)

It’s my favorite time of the year: tax time! The Freakonomics gang talks about why the IRS should audit people more, not less.

The new way to deal with depression: brain surgery!

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In The Strokes, music, pop culture goodness on April 3, 2006 at 4:11 am

The 50 most loathsome New Yorkers.

Why the hate? I would completely disagree with:

23 The Strokes

Rock Band

The music industry likes to blame massive file-sharing for their miserable status, but what they forget is that this era produced bands like The Strokes and touted them as the saviors of rock ‘n’ roll. Relying on the crude, formulaic approach jumpstarted decades ago by the likes of Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground, The Strokes are far from saviors of the ailing music industry. Instead, they have swayed rock from being dangerous, thrilling—hell, even enjoyable—to stale, monotonous and wearisome. After straddling the indie/mainstream fence with their first release, we should have recognized they are no more “saviors” than the Rolling Stones, for whom they opened on tour. We can only pray for something as miraculous as the Apocalypse if they are able to sustain their careers to the age of those British geezers. There is a place for simple, catchy rock; but for minimalist rock movements to succeed, substance must triumph over style, pretension sacrificed to essence. With the über-pompous Strokes, it’s difficult even to tolerate their crudeness from a jukebox muffled with the converse of bar patrons. Are they the saviors of rock ‘n’ roll? Maybe in the sense that their presence could result in the utter destruction of an archaic, out-of-touch music industry.

35 Richie Rich

Fashion Designer

There’s the blue shorts and various other ridiculous ensembles; the too-blond shock of hair; and the way he always has to lord it over the other kids in Richville. Not to mention, he’s born in 1953 and he still looks like he’s 10. Oh, wait a minute, not that Richie Rich. Oh well, then did you ever wonder why tranny superstars Amanda Lepore and Sophia Lamar, once joined at the removed rib, are now only seen together on paper invites? The last time we ran into him, he was performing such a glad-handing campaign at a crowded, noisy nightclub that a gossip columnist asked, “Is he running for office?” He has an office. And a showroom and street cred (or at least, club cred) from his Michael Alig days, and an ex-boyfriend entangled in their mutual business interests. The pair’s Web site instructs, “Put your finger on a map of downtown New York City and you can feel the pulse of Heatherette.” We’d prefer to put our finger down our throat. But if some offal landed on our shirt, we just might be the next Heatherette! While we’re on the subject of aerobic activities, what’s with the spaghetti straps? We’re not talking about clothes, either: We mean those pasty, scrawny, limp noodles you’re always flashing in your micro-muscle tees. Don’t you have a (comped!) membership to David Barton? Revert to the comparatively demure costumes of your mysterious Ice Capades/Kristi Yamaguchi era. Or put yourself on ice for a while and design some wearable clothes.

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In film on April 2, 2006 at 1:20 pm

I fucking worship Larry Clark. He made Kids and Bully, two of the best films ever and has a new movie coming out, called Wassup Rockers. Wassup with the dumb name? It looks like familiar territory for him, young troubled teens that are depraved and hedonisitc. The man could film a backyard and I'd watch it.

This is set in South Central Los Angeles and follows a group of largely Hispanic teenagers who, instead of conforming to the hip-hop culture of their neighborhood, ride skateboards, listen to punk rock and wear their clothes tight. Constantly harassed, they take buses to Beverly Hills, Santa Monica and Hollywood, where they skate and catch the attention of the local rich girls, inevitably leading to trouble with parents, police and boyfriends.

More film previews here.

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In pop culture goodness on April 2, 2006 at 1:19 pm

Ah, since I finished watching both seasons of Battlestar, what sort of pop culture can I glutton (is that a verb)? Well, there's 8th and Ocean, the new MTV reality show about models in Miami. Thank god I found it. It really put my issues in perspective. Why should I be worrying about where my life is going when they have to worry about such issues as getting called in by their modeling agency to talk about their skin.

Then there's Wonder Showzen. Yes, I talk about it all the time, but I finally got the Season 1 dvd. It comes with a pull out poster and a centerfold of Chauncey!

If you like weird and ironically offensive humor, and enjoy watching children say inappropriate things, this show will change your life.

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In pop culture goodness, tv on April 2, 2006 at 1:18 pm

Speaking of jobs, please tell me how someone can become a fake blogger for a character on a tv show. That's right, someone drew my attention to Seattle Grace Gossip, where a nurse in the hospital has nothing better to do than blog about the lives of our beloved self-absorbed interns and surgeons. Oh, it gets better. And apparently. Joe the bartender from the Emerald City Bar has nothing better to do than get his panties in a bunch over the Meredith and George canoodle-gate.

Ok, my question is, how does one apply for a job such as this? Is there a graduate program in blogging in character? If so, I think I have found the career I was born for. Think of the possibilities- I could blog as the dishwasher in the mess hall aboard the Battlestar Galactica, Will and Grace's dry cleaner, the secretary at Amanda Bynes' high school. Please, someone hire me.

it’s official

In people on April 1, 2006 at 10:06 pm

I just got my invitiation to Ruth and Matt's wedding in the mail. Squeeeee! Oh, wait, what in the world am I going to wear? How can I make this momentous occasion more about me?

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In film, pop culture goodness on April 1, 2006 at 10:39 am

Thanks for the kind words on the previous ramblings. It's all good advice and I have a lot to think about.

p.s., Chris I just came across this.
MOORE AND WILLIAMS TEAM UP FOR WEDDING COMEDY
Oscar-winner ROBIN WILLIAMS will team up with MANDY MOORE in the big screen romantic comedy LICENSE TO WED. The story focuses on a young couple whose wedding plans are interrupted when a pushy minister (Williams) from the bride's family church orders the pair to complete a two-week prenuptial course. JOHN KRASINSKI, who stars in the US version of THE OFFICE, is in talks to play Moore's love interest. The film will begin shooting in Los Angeles and Mexico in May (06).

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In pop culture goodness, tv on April 1, 2006 at 4:08 am

I did something the other day that I swore I would never do…I watched the American version of The Office. I did try to keep an open mind. And I did hate it. It was just…trying so hard. Steve Carrell was going to hurt himself he was trying so hard. And this dipshit is supposed to be the Tim character? Don't even get me started on this "Dwight" fella. He is the resident "creepy" character actor, also seen on Six Feet Under (as one of the most irritating and unecessary characters. I feel like you can also tell what the stage directions are in the script- it's so forced, not improvised like the British series.

I think they got it all wrong. The characters in this version are all creepy or dispicable people. The characters in the British show are all inherently flawed, but really do believe that they are great, and it adds an element of sadness and actual caring for the characters.

I could go on and on about the British series. I've watched it so much that I feel like the characters are actually my friends.

Anyway, viva la Dawn and Tim!

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This is a pretty fun site to knock around on. It's where I got the mp3 version of "Free Love on the Free Love Highway."

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In music on April 1, 2006 at 3:51 am

I've been neglecting it for a while, but I just updated my album list. The most notable additions are the new albums from The Streets, the Stills, the Frames, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Action Action, Saves the Day, The Appleseed Cast, The Get Up Kids, Grandaddy, My Chemical Romance, The Playwrights, Robbers on High Street, Tapes n' Tapes, and the Twighlight Singers.

I am really ridiculous. There are some days when I feel like I have nothing to listen to.

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In rant on April 1, 2006 at 3:24 am

Brenda' recent realization has me up and thinking a lot. Is it better to stick with something because it seems the right thing to do, or is it better to go with out gut instincts? I always thought the latter was the way to go in life, but what that translated into for me was having six different jobs in five years. Is there a time when it is "an adult thing" to stick things out? In my field, it is common to move around a lot, but at some point does that make me professionally flaky?

I'll be honest. And I don't mean to be complainy. But the prospect of living here for another year is killing me. Absolutely killing me. I am trying to convince myself in the scheme of things that it is only a year, and what is a year these days? (I'm not getting any younger.) From the outside, everything is fine. I hold a job that in its bare essence, both enjoy and excel at. Is "sticking something out" really the way to go, or is it more damaging if it is really stressful on a person? Yes, I have it pretty good. I have a well paying job and the start of a career, and a nice place to live, a retirement plan and tons of privileges, both personally and sociologically. So, yes, to many of you I may sound like a whiny brat. But if I am not holistically satisfied, is it worth it just to settle with what I have?

It;s almost 4am and I am looking at part time MBA programs in the area. Just as something to start at least, and to keep me out of trouble. Although I feel like a douche because I can't figure out the application procedure from the websites. I'll have to call the department to have them hold my hand through it.

Ah, this is too much heavy thinking. I am going to eat grapes and watch the Andy Milonakis Show Season 1.