I play with dolls.
I get Barbie Collector catalogue, and it comes to my work address, so my coworkers all have a jab at me, but then they all grab it and read it before I get to look at it. I like to play “what offensive Barbie are they featuring this month?”
Last month is was “African Princess” Barbie. She has a bird in her hair. No joke.
This month it’s “Wind Rider” Barbie. They may as well have her come with casino chips.
Can’t wait for next month! I believe we are due for some anti-semitism!


I wish I could be you.
Comment by Chris B. — October 29, 2006 @ 12:24 pm
And I wish I was Andrew (if you know what I mean…)
Comment by ihatewheat — October 29, 2006 @ 2:39 pm
Well, you know, we could probably arrange for you two to swap places for a little while. Schwing!
Comment by Chris B. — October 29, 2006 @ 8:50 pm