List: new crushes

I’ve been perving out lately, thought I’d keep you updated.

Jesse: the “chubby” trainer from Workout

Nick Simmons: Gene’s Simmons’ son. He’s 6’7″, awkward, 18. in a band, and half-Jew.

Henry Cavill

Ana Faris: I have always liked her, but I just saw her in Just Friends (actually a funny movie) and now I am in love.

Nigel Barker: I totally didn’t know he was straight.

Thursday morning reading