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Top albums of the 90s, #70-61

In lists, music on June 30, 2007 at 9:04 pm

In case you missed it, here’s #100-#71

#70 PJ Harvey, To Bring You My Love

#69 Madonna, Erotica
So misunderstood.

#68 Rufus Wainwright, Rufus Wainwright (1998)

#67 Mudhoney, Superfuzz Bigmuff
One of the best grunge bands that never got mainstream.

#66 Nofx, Punk in Drublic
All there songs sound the same, but there’s something charming and goofy about them.



#65 Skid Row, Slave to the Grind

Actually a masterpiece

#64 Prodigy, The Fat of the Land
Techno punk!



#63 Boyz II Men, Cooleyhighharmony

My first cd ever!

#62 Bikini Kill, Pussywhipped
Riot Grrrrrls are born

#61, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Californication
Actually kind of beautifully haunting.

of the day

In downloads, music, oldies on June 29, 2007 at 8:11 am

SONG of the day

by request: The KLF, “Justified and Ancient” feat. Tammy Wynette

PERV of the day

Greg Laswell

BAND THAT SHOULD THROW IN THE TOWEL of the day

Weezer are possibly working on another album

I’m a comic book nerd.

In pop culture goodness, read on June 28, 2007 at 6:47 pm

Well, I’ve finally broken into the comic book world. Soon I’ll be going to Renaissance Fairs. I’m eight volumes into Ultimate X-Men right now. Lurve it!

Brandon made me a guide to superhero comics, which is pretty good.

Top albums of the 90s #80-71

In lists, music, oldies on June 27, 2007 at 11:06 am

In case you missed #100-81..

#80 Blur, Parklife (1994)

#79 Poison, Flesh and Blood (1991)

#78 KLF, The White Room (1992)
The tammy Wynette verson of “Justified and Ancient” is to die for.

#77 Queensryche, Empire (1991)

#76 Love Spit Love, Love Spit Love (1995)
How did they not achieve commercial success?

#75 Backstreet Boys, Millenium (1999)
Pop came back with a vengeance in the late nineties, and I thought BB were better than N’Sync. Deal with it.

#74 Neutral Milk Hotel, In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (1998)
Most bands from today steal their sound.

#73 Soundgarden, Superunknown (1991)

#72 Blonde Redhead, Fake Can Be Just as Good (1997)

#71 Wilco, A.M. (1995)

of the day

In downloads, links, music on June 27, 2007 at 3:05 am

RELIGIOUS PROPAGANDA of the Day

Evan Almighty panders to moviegoers

TREND of the day

Dumpster diving

REASON WHY WOMEN MAKES THEMSELVES INFERIOR of the day

College major choice may cause women to earn less

SONG of the day

Mando Diao, “Mr. Moon

Consumer Reports

In consumerism, tv on June 26, 2007 at 1:32 pm

Out on dvd today:

Highlights:

  • Paul Rudd as the lamaze teacher
  • the return of Spanish Mike
  • Deb & Leslie
  • coporate sponsorship from Hottie’s
  • Naked Trudy stuck in a cake

List: Top albums of the 90s #100-81

In lists, music, oldies on June 25, 2007 at 9:50 pm

Following the fun I had doing the Top albums of the 20th Century, it makes sense that I would start a list for the 90s. This one will be harder, because I feel like it is such a wide range. In the same century, I bought both a Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch album as well as a Death Cab for Cutie album. Some of the albums, quite frankly, I didn’t really discover until after the 90s were over (my musical revolution began in 2001). I’ve basically taken a look at my collection and the albums I own that were released in the 90s and ordered them by enjoyability, quality of the record, impact on the music scene, and how much it affected me. You’ll also notice there are a lot more pop albums on this list, because that is what I listened to and I feel pop music was of better quality then. I’ve also included only one album per artist, because otherwise I would list all the Fugazi albums, Oasis albums, and Pixies albums and call it a day. I’ll shut up and start it.

#100 Nelson, After the Rain (1990)

Ok, I’ll admit this album is pretty bad. I had I had to find a way to squeeze this on the countdown because I listened to the shit out of this when it came out. Deal with it, I was twelve in 1990. The Nelson brothers are prettier than I will ever be.

#99 Cathy Dennis, Move to This (1994)
Uh, she performed at the 90210 prom, you know

#98 The Charlatans, Up to Our Hips (1994)
Yay Britpop!

#97 Spice Girls, Spice World (1997)
How can you not utter “nineties” and “Spice Girls” in the same sentence.

#96 Gin Blossoms, New Miserable Experience (1992)
Shut up, you know you probably own it.


#95 Baenaked Ladies, Born on a Pirate Ship (1996)

If you went to a state school on the East Coast it was required that you like the BNLs.


#94 Veruca Salt, Eight Arms to Hold You (1997)

Two Jewish women fronting an alterna-rock band: awesome!

#93 Trans Am, Surrender to the Night (1997)
One of the best from the DC scene.

#92 Tonic, Sugar (1999)
This was very underappreciated. “Mean to Me” is amazing.

#91 Portishead, Dummy (1994)
They are so much more than “Sour Times”.

#90 Warrant, Cherry Pie (1990)
If you ignore the misogynist anthem, Warrant write pretty good pop rock songs. I had to sneak this one home from the mall.

#89 Goldfinger, Hang-Ups (1997)
I miss ska/punk!

#88 Frank Black, Teenager of the Year (1994)
Frank Black was the singer for the Pixies, so this sounds like a Pixies album. I’m okay with that.

#87 Shakespeare’s Sister, Hormonally Yours (1992)
I think I am the only one who ever bought this album


#86 Saigon Kick, The Lizard (1992)

One of the best of the hair metal bands. Almost on the verge of grunge.

#86 Reel Big Fish, Why Do They Rock So Hard? (1998)
More ska!

#85 l7, Hungry for Stink (1994)
Riot Grrrrrl


#84 Shudder to Think, Pony Express Record (1994)

Another great DC band.

#83 Dido, No Angel (1999)
Along with providing the awesome theme to Roswell, there is not a band track on this.

#82 Enigma, The Cross of Changes (1994)
Remember when Gregorian chants were all the rage?

#81 Soundtrack, Clueless (1995)

What the hell happened to Broadway?

In broadway on June 25, 2007 at 8:46 am

I take this as another sign that New York has gone to shit. First, Bed Bath and Beyonds are popping up on the Lower East Side, and now this crap is invading Broadway. What. the. fuck. Legally Blonde comes to broadway. Stephen Sondheim probably wants to shoot himself in the face. I know I do.

This song is called “Ohmigod you guys”. For real.

“What You Want”

“Bend and Snap” Please make it stop.

List: my favorite mashups

In downloads, lists, music on June 24, 2007 at 10:26 am

For those of you living under a rock, a mashup is when someone takes two songs and combines them into one cohesive, new song. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts, however, because the mixing of the two songs should just blend together like they were meant to be and it makes a greater track than either of the original. Also, a clever blending of the titles is necessary. Sometimes I feel like amateur DJs just lay the vocals of one song over the instrumental of the other track and HOPE they go together. Not good enough. I’ve been a mashup junkie for years, and here are several of my favorites. Remember, right-click and save, or listen to them right from this page.

Supermassive Sexyback
Muse’s “Supermassive Black Hole”/Justin Timberlake “Sexyback”

Bootystition
“Destiny’s Child “Bootyliscious”/ Stevie Wonder “Superstitious”

Groovecopter
Madonna “Get Into the Grove”/Bloc Party “Helicopter”

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Remix
Cyndi Lauper “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”/MSTRKRFT (unknown song)

Requiem for Usher
Usher “Yeah”/ Requiem for A Dream Score

Humps Up
Black Eyed Peas “My Humps”/Madonna “Hung Up”

Song(s) of the day

In downloads, music, oldies, song of the day on June 23, 2007 at 6:31 am

Gin Blossons, “Allison Road” YES THE GIN BLOSSOMS, OK. I used to love this song, and whenever I took the Addison Road Blue Like train in DC I would get this song in my head.

Manic Street Preachers, “Winterlovers” I totally didn’t appreciate MSP until recently.

Operation Ivy, “The Crowd“. Cause they’re from Berkeley. Wheeee!

List: best opening credits

In film, lists on June 22, 2007 at 5:32 pm

I pulled these in one thought, so I may be forgetting something.

se7en: creepy!

Josie and the Pussycats: can I please be in this band? I also love credits that introduce characters

My Best Friend’s wedding: you know you love it!

Last of the Mohicans: also some of the best film music

Dawn of the Dead: scared the crap out of me

Mannequin: wtf

Fight Club: an obvi choice

List: Reasons why Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is the worst movie ever made

In film, lists on June 22, 2007 at 1:58 pm
  • The Silver Surfer, which was completely CGIed creation, was a better actor and had more depth than anyone in the movie
  • Sue Storm’s hair was the exact same color as her face.
  • Sue Storm had better powers, and saved everyone multiple times in the movie, although all was mentioned was that she was hot and she was going to have a beautiful wedding.
  • The Thing was dating a woman who was blind for no reason.
  • When Mr. Fantastic’s arms stretch, so do his clothes. What the fuck? Inspector Gadget was more believable.
  • It made me hate Chris Evans.
  • He runs into someone coming out of the shower in his science lab. WHY IS HE TAKING A SHOWER AT THE LAB AND WHY IS THE BATHROOM RIGHT OFF A PUBLIC HALLWAY?
  • Within three hours, Reed Richards created a planetary homing device complete with a lcd screen remote.
  • An intergalactic cloud was threatening to engulf planet earth. The only people involved with saving it were the fantastic 4, and three miltary officials. All American, of course.
  • They fly from New York to Siberia in a matter of seconds.
  • Since they are in China, they decide to get married Asian-style. Sue Storm dresses like a geisha. There are giggling Japanese women as guests.

Seriously, I don’t even know why I saw it. At least I didn’t have to pay.

of the day

In The White Stripes, downloads, links, music, pop culture goodness, song of the day on June 22, 2007 at 5:50 am

VERY SAD THING TO LOOK AT of the day

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones. Please make this all a dream.

SWEET VALLEY HIGH REVIEW of the day

Troublemaker

AWESOME VIDEO of the Day

Mark Ronson ft. Lily Allen, “Oh My God”

BAD WHITE STRIPES REVIEW of the day

Not everyone has to agree with me.

SONG of the day

The Libertines, “Up the Bracket” in honor of the potential Libertines reunion

of the day

In The White Stripes, music, pop culture goodness, song of the day on June 21, 2007 at 9:07 am

SONG of the day

Buffalo Tom, “Late At Night” I think I have been looking for this song for 14 years. If you watched My So-Called Life, you know why it’s awesome. If not, look it up.

WEIRD EVENT of the day

Crowd Kills Man After Car Hits Child

READ of the day

Queer in the Crib

AWESOME VIDEO of the day

The White Stripes perfoming Icky Thump and Effect & Cause on Conan

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blast from the past

In film on June 20, 2007 at 9:39 pm

Ok, so several people have have brought up the movie Mannequin in recent conversations (weird, I know!) so I decided to rewatch it, knowing it would be bad. But oh my god, the horrosity. Okay, excluding the costume montage, because that was obviously awesome. Ok, I need some suspension of disbelief, but thw creators weren’t even TRYING. So, Emmy was supposed to be an ancient Egyptian princess, but when they showed her in Egypt, she was wrapped as a mummy. As in, mummies are Egyptian, so everyone must dress like that. Come ON, people, look in the Encyclopedia Brittanica or something. Also awesome: James Spader and Andrew McCarthy are in the same movie, proving to me that they are not the same person. And, of course, they get married at the end of the movie, because it isn’t a happy ending until there is marriage. Also, it ended the way every movie in the 80s did: with a still frame underneath the credits.

Ummmmm, awesome fan mix!

Also, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle was much funnier than I expected.

So was Reno 911! Miami. Go figure. The extended scenes were about a thousand times funnier than any part of the movie or any of the shows.

of the day

In downloads, music, pop culture goodness, song of the day, tv on June 20, 2007 at 1:19 pm

SONG of the day

The Postal Service, “Nothing Better“. Screw “Such Great Heights”, this is the only good track on the album

AWESOME THING THAT BLOWS MY MIND of the day

The new video for The Go! Team’s “Grip Like a Vice”

GAY of the day

Dale from top chef interview. He seems pretty down to earth.

consumer reports

In consumerism, downloads, music on June 20, 2007 at 8:09 am

Brandi Carlisle, The Story

Hey, Dar Williams wants her music back! This is the kind of stuff I usually hate, but this album is really growing on me. It’s like Dar Williams if Dar Williams was a lil bit hardcore. [actual release: April 3]

Listen to “The Story

Metric, Grow Up and Blow Away

This was actually originally released before their fantastic Old World Underground, Where Are You Know in 2003. It’s pretty good, sort of a good prequel to that masterpiece. It’s being remixed and rereleased by their record label. Seriously, they ruined a good thing. The new way they’ve produced it sounds like crap. Stick to the original released in 2000. [actual release: June 26]

Listen to “Soft Rock Star

updates

In links on June 19, 2007 at 10:47 pm

I’ve updated my best of 2007 list. Several recent releases have shifted things around. Right now The White Stripes are on top. However, it’s still anyone’s game.

Perving Out is still growing strong.

I’ve officially unveiled my other blog about Sweet Valley High. After reading Claudia’s Room, I realized I wanted to do something like it. It turns out that four out of five women in their late twenties has read SVH.  I want to help everyone relive that melodramatic crap. Get the word out.

I must have watched this about a thousand times, and it never gets old.

In animals on June 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm

Get excited about this video of a VERY DRAMATIC GOPHER.

Essential Albums: Sonic Youth

In essential album, music on June 19, 2007 at 8:33 am

I can hardly believe that it has been 25 years since Daydream Nation came out. Sonic Youth is known for its experimental, sometimes nonmusical experimentation with using amp feedback. They are skilled in the abstract music as well as commercially compatible rock. Daydream Nation fits both those categories and is beyond amazing. I luckily was able to see them live in 1995 and it initiated me into music snobbery. There is also an extensive backstory in Our Band Could Be Your Life (which is essential reading). 1991: The Year Punk Broke, their tour documentary is amazing. I would say they can also be credited with introducing Nirvana to the mainstream. Sonic Youth’s bassist, Kim Gordon is also one of the few female musicians who have gained credibilty regardless of being female, and never been labeled as a “chick rocker”. She and Thurston Moore now have teenage kids, and I hope they appreciate how cool their parents are.

[SONIC YOUTH; Daydream Nation]

more essentialo albums

I lurve the Fratellis

In downloads, music on June 18, 2007 at 12:10 pm

Update: I’ve uploaded the whole album because it needs to be heard. I’ll take it down in a day, so get it while you can.

01-henrietta.mp3

02-flathead.mp3

03-cuntry-boys-and-city-girls.mp3

04-whistle-for-the-choir.mp3

05-chelsea-dagger.mp3

07-doginabag.mp3

08-creepin-up-the-backstairs-1.mp3

09-vince-the-loveable-stoner.mp3

10-everybody-knows-you-cried-last-ni.mp3

11-baby-fratelli.mp3

12-got-na-nuts-from-a-hippy.mp3

13-ole-black-n-blue-eyes.mp3

Seriously, I cannot get enough of this band. [Eyes roll back and arms flail]. I just luuuuuuurve them. New video for “Whistle for the Choir”. Not my favorite track, but pretty stand up video.

…of the day

In downloads, links, music, oldies, song of the day on June 18, 2007 at 5:34 am

STUPID IDEA of the day

Boy’s Family Upset At Unflattering Awards – Education News Story – WCAU | Philadelphia and I thought I hated children

TIME WASTING SITE of the day

strange maps

WHAT I’M READING of the day

Diabetics risk health to feed obsession with thinness Sadly, this doesn’t surprise me.

SONG of the day

Shannon, “Let the Music Play

new feetch

In getting old, music on June 17, 2007 at 11:50 am

I’m trying to psych myself up about my move, so I’ve started a calendar, which you can access over on the sidebar, with upcoming shows in the Bay Area that I would like to/plan on attending. It’s a lil overwhelming, considering I have barely seen any live music in the last three years, whereas living in nyc I went 2-3 times a week. However, I am now three years older, which means…

You know you are getting old when you feel annoyed that shows go on too late. Doors usually open around 8pm, that means the opening act goes on about 9pm, plays for 40 minutes, there is about a 20 minute break in bewtween for set up, there may be more than one, and then your headline doesn’t get on until 10:30 or so, and it over after midnight. Then I first have to catch the subway/bus? I won’t be home until after 1am. Oy! If I have to work the next day, I will be spent. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if bands decided to play a matinee show? I think that would be fantastic. I’d be all energy and jumping around right in front. Or even start at 4pm. Teens are out of school by then. When I start my record label, I will require bands to play matinee shows. Fuck, I’m old.

weekend reading

In The White Stripes, links, music on June 17, 2007 at 7:05 am

music television

In Bloc Party, Fall Out Boy, music on June 16, 2007 at 4:34 pm

2 new good videos from 2 of my faves.

Bloc Party, “Hunting for Witches”; it’s your basic performance video, but they are so fucking cool who cares.

Fall Out Boy, I think their cutesy videos are making them a little bit Good Charlotte-esque, but the song is damn catchy.

The Cribs, “Men’s Needs” I just mentioned their album earlier, and the video is pretty sweet. I think it was banned in some countries. I play the woman in it.

consumer reports

In consumerism, downloads, music on June 16, 2007 at 12:06 pm

The Cribs; Mens Needs, Women’s Needs, whatever. The Cribs are like another version of The Libertines, The Holloways, Milburn, The View, and all those supposedly bratty British bands. There are no standout tracks yet, but I feel like if I listen to it enough it will grow on me. [actual release: May 21]

Listen to “Men’s Needs” / “I’ve tried Everything

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The Yeah Yeah Yeahs; Is is: Luuuurve the YYYs, their debut is one of my favorites of all time. Show Your Bones was a little disappointing, but based on the few songs on this EP, they’ve won me over all over again.[actual release: July 23]

Listen to: “Rockers to Swallow” / “10 x10

Everyone’s all abuzz about Bitten, which is Sarah Jessica Parker’s new clothing line. Ok, so I can appreciate her wanting to make affordable clothing, and she has also said that she wants women of all sizes to feel confortable, which I can appreciate, but I was in Dave and Barry’s the other day, and god, was the stuff GROSS. Sure, it’s cheaply made, but there were threads hanging off the hems, and the material was paper thin. It also looks like she raided the Joyce Leslie clearance rack from last summer for design ideas. Short sleeved blazers? Drawstring capris? Cropped hoodies? My sleepwear is more fashion forward. I can appreciate affordability, but SJP, don’t act like your stuff is so great when it could be found next to the Kathy Lee line at K-Mart.

…of the day

In downloads, links, music, pop culture goodness, song of the day, tv on June 15, 2007 at 11:08 pm

BLOG of the day

Bloggercat

SONG of the day

Screeching Weasel, “My Brain Hurts” because it does

NEW POP CULTURAL PHENOMENON THAT MES ME ILL AND MAKES ME HATE AMERICA AND ALL WE STAND FOR of the Day

The Age of Love

List: everything I’ve learned about San Francisco I learned from tv

In lists, pop culture goodness on June 14, 2007 at 8:48 pm

In honor of my pending move to the SFBay Area, I have done my research and taken the time to learn more about what my life will be like there. Thank goodness for tv and movies that shows a realistic view of the city!

  • Full House: I will be running around Golden Gate park often, and everyone over the age of 30 works as a television morning show host.
  • Charmed: Magical powers and bare midriffs are all the rage.
  • The Sweetest Thing: There are tons of eligible STRAIGHT men all over the city.
  • The Princess Diaries: the kooky, alternative people live in firehouses.
  • The Wedding Planner….don’t even get me started.
  • 40 Days and 40 Nights: Josh Hartnett is horny and running around the city.
  • That’s So Raven: people are psychic. And sassy.

Wow, my life is gonna be awesome!

Rescue Me?

In nothing special on June 14, 2007 at 11:28 am

I’m halfway through the first season of Rescue Me. I have so many issues with the show, but I guess I am sucked in and will continue watching. There are elements of it that make it my favorite kind of show and others that make me loathe it.

So far, the awesome parts:

  • I think Denis Leary is fantastic. I’ve always appreciated his comedy and he is a decfent actor as well. His character blurs the line between protagonist/antagonist, and I like when shows do not have a binary good v. evil storyline. He does some heinous things, but is still likeable. As we know, I secretly love the manipulative, cocky characters (i.e., Gauis Baltar)
  • The show deals with the aftereffects of 9/11 without being preachy or saccharine, but more realistic.
  • Denis Leary’s character speaks with the dead, but in a good way that illustrates inner demons. It adds some great depth
  • The theme song is the Von Bondie’s “Cmon Cmon”. How can you beat that?
  • Tommy Gavin’s son Connor is played by Trevor Heins….you may recognize him as the Beat Kids reporter. Seriously, he needs more screen time.
  • The special effects are pretty well done.

Here’s what doesn’t sit right with me.

  • Some of the plotlines are very Melrose Place- one character finds out he has an illegitimate daughter, the father provides “comic relief” by always being in his boxer shorts on various party drugs.
  • The talk and comraderie in the house is part of the Entourage myth. Always super-macho, homophobic, etc. I also realize this is probably very realistic, but it still doesn’t sit right with me. The firemen are constantly getting laid, and approached by women all the time to have threesomes. Realistic? I am not sure. It kid of exists as the ultimate-male-ideal, kind of like how Grey’s Anatomy is for females.
  • Speaking of homophobia, it is RAMPANT. There are blatant instances of the characters gagging over mention of gay speak and one character was “tricked” into being physucally with a transgender person. I am not sure if showing incredibly homophobic characters shows the reality of what working in a ladder co. is like, or if it is to expose the rampant homophobia, or to market off audience members who are homophobic. I am not sure, but many parts make me physically cringe.
  • The women on the show are usually nymphomaniacal, unbalanced, promiscuous, clueless and easily manipulated. Yikes. There was a plotline where Denis Leary’s character was dating a women for over a month and didn’t know her name. Uh…funny?
  • There was a part in the recent episode where one of the (male) characters was tricked into having a threesome with a man and his girlfriend. The girlfriend first tied him up and then the man came in despite the characters protests. I think it was played as a comedic scene, but the bottom line is the guy was RAPED. He was physically screaming “NO!” and the part made me ill to watch. I thought they had redeemed themselves by then having that chaaracter come to his team and say he felt violated. I was all good…here’s a chance to explore it, but they told him to get over it and “stop being a pussy”. Wow, great.

Sooooooo, despite those issues, I do want to stick with the show because MAYBE down the road it will get better. I also like how nothing is clear cut. The characters make mistakes, can manipulate people, but they are still realistic and intriguing. The “good v. evil” storylines always bore me.

We’re gonna score tonight!

In film, pop culture goodness on June 13, 2007 at 8:01 am

I was just informed that 25 years ago, Grease 2 was released. I have never seen a sequel shit on so much, when, in fact, it is pretty much the same thing as the original. Secret: I love this movie. When it is on tv, I sit glued to the tv. The acting was just as bad, the characters were basically the same, and the plot was just as stupid and unrealistic as the original. AND I am going to go ahead and say that the music was just as good, probably better, than the original songs. Yes, you heard that here. I know the original was based on an award-winning play and is obvi catchy, but lest we forget the bowling alley anthem “We’re gonna Score Tonight” or the fanstastic song done during the sex ed class? OR the song about Brad that those twins did during the talent show? I rest my case.

Someone with sliiiigggghhtly more time on their hands compiled some cool stuff about the movie, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

Also, for viewing pleasure:

…of the day

In music, pop culture goodness on June 12, 2007 at 10:37 pm

WEIRD NEWS of the day….

Good Charlotte join Justin Timberlake on tour. I either loathe this idea or love this idea. I can’t decide which.

BLOG of the day….

The Saved By the Bell Blog

ALBUM of the day….

I just got a copy of The New Pornographers album. I am doing backflips. The record company is on a rampage, so I’m going to have to figure out another way to get this out. Stay tunes.

Asia Argento is a bad filmmaker.

In film on June 12, 2007 at 9:04 pm

As some of you know, The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things is one of my favorite novels. I was less than ecstatic when indie-hipster Asia Argento decided to make a film version. Finally saw it, and it was so pointless. The book is about extreme child abuse, but it is told in a way that the narrator makes excuses for his mother. The film did not portray this, and just ran as a straightforward narrative and seemed to be running off of shock value. It also seems like she wanted to make a movie to show off all her indie film friends. Plus, it starred the SPROUSE TWINS! Yes, those who star in the Disney Channel hit The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I wonder what their tween fans would feel if they knew their beloveds starred in a movie where they hang out in meth labs, dress in their mother’s clothes and prostituting themselves. A very special episode maybe?

Is this a Monty Python movie?

In nothing special on June 12, 2007 at 3:37 pm

Sorry, I am out sick today. I got hit with the gay bomb.

Consumer reports

In The White Stripes, consumerism, downloads, music, pop! on June 12, 2007 at 5:10 am

These are some “mainstream” upcoming releases that I have gotten my grubby little paws on.

The White Stripes; Icky Thump: As I predicted, this would be a standout album. Although they have proved that they can write slick, commercially appealing songs (like on Elephant) they really have a blues background. This album sounds like Jack and Meg’s hardcore jam sessions and I am okay with that. Comparitively to their other albums, this one sounds most like De Stijl. I am totally in love with this and although it may be a premature evaluation, this may be at the top of my best of the year list. [actual release: June 19]

Listen to “Rag and Bone”. This is def the standout track. Meg and Jack do a call and response (I love her voice) and then the signature guitar riffs and hard drumming. I’m currently listening to this on repeat. AW, IT’S LIKE A MANSION IN HERE!

Here’s another: “Catch Hell Blues


Kelly Clarkson; My December [ actual release: July 24] It’s no secret that despite my disdain for the mainstream, but I feel Breakway was a superb pop album. I think my copy of this album may be an unfinished demo, or maybe a version that is unmixed. Let’s hope so. None of the songs at this point jump out at me as memorable singles. Even the current “Never Again” isn’t wowing me. [The second I heard "Behind These Hazel Eyes" I knew it would one day be all over the radio]. Kelly has a great voice, but she seems to ready to jump into the “Since U Been Gone” formula, with a quieter verse and then a screaming chorus. [a technique Nirvana exploited their whole career, to much success] This puts a visible strain on her voice. My mother was a voice teacher, and I can hear her criticisms about KC’s singing: it’s more pop star singing than respectable singing. Here are the tracks that I think would make a good choice for upcoming singles.

How I Feel

Judas

Horrendous movie alert

In film, lists on June 11, 2007 at 10:53 am

Anyone see the trailer for the new movie Good Luck Chuck? Otherwise known as Wedding Crashers Employee of the Month Part 2?

Here’s what frustrates me about this the most:

  • It looks incredibly unfunny
  • Dane Cook probably put in his contract that he needs to show off his newly tones hairless chest in at least 40% of the scenes
  • It has the Entourage-esque masculine ideal fantasy, and comes off as incredibly misogynist and idiotic
  • It perpetuates the notion that overweight people are incredibly disgusting, stupid, and unattractive, and do nothing all day but stuff their faces and are deperate for a lay
  • The writers of the movie are buying into all of these gendered, misogynist views and exploiting them to make money for the movie
  • some people may actually find this movie funny
  • Jessica Alba has said repeatedly she wants people to start taking her seriously as an actress and to stop looking at her ass. Well, this seems the way to start. Good job, Jess.
  • I still find Dane Cook a tiny bit physically attractive and I hate myself for it.

This may rival Rush Hour 3 and Chuck and Larry as the most disgusting movies of the summer.

google street map offenders

In links, pop culture goodness on June 10, 2007 at 12:34 pm

Apparently the world is as obsessed with google street map view as I am. Someone compiled the top 15 Street view sightings. The guy scaling the fence. LOLZ!

Some other interesting stuff:
Time Out New York: Why the hipster must die
On Abortion, Hollywood Is No-Choice
Jason Behr is still getting work!
HP now makes a “slimming” digital camera. I am equal astounded by everything that is wrong with that as well as the sure genius of it.

Consumer Reports

In consumerism, downloads, music on June 10, 2007 at 12:19 pm

Saturday looks good to me; Fill Up the Room: great indie pop. If the Beach Boys were making indie rock today, they would make this. [actual release: October 2007]

Listen to “Money in the Afterlife

Paramore; Riot: If you love the Warped Tour and read Emily the Strange, you’ll love it. If not, it’s obnox. [actual release: June 12]

Listen to “Let the Flames Begin

..of the day

In downloads, links, music, pop culture goodness on June 9, 2007 at 2:08 pm

LINKS of the day

More akward than Curb Your Enthusiasm…the Spelling Bee Winner gets interviewed on CNN. Long live Aspergers!

The CD store is dead!

“Guyliner” is the aquanet of the 00s.

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ALBUM/BAND of the day

Gogol Bordello; Super Taranta: Since the band Beirut, gypsy punk has been all the rage. Awesome! [actual release: July 10]

listen to “Tribal Connection

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song of the day

In downloads, music, oldies, song of the day, soundtracks on June 8, 2007 at 7:09 am

Haven’t done this officially lately, because I’ve been posting songs everyday, but this is a special occasion, because this is M.I.A.’s first official single from her new album.

M.I.A.; “Boyz

Also, BONUS! Especially posted for my brother: It seems this is the new version of the Transformers theme to be used in the new movie. I don’t know who sings it, but it kind of sounds like Linkin Park or Disturbed or some crap like that. .

Get Transformers

I am still hoping they use the Dirk Diggler/Chest Rockwell version of “The Touch”.  Speaking of, here’s the original to rock out to.

Get The Touch

Consumer Reports

In consumerism, downloads, music, tv on June 6, 2007 at 11:21 pm

WATCH: The new season of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List on Bravo on Tuesdays.

Seriously, she is fucking hilarious. Forget that whole Suddenly Susan stint.

Architecture in Helsinki; Places like this:I just don’t get the appeal. Seams like they are being cooky for the sake of being cooky. Don’t bother. [actual release: August 7]

Listen to Feather in a Baseball Cap

Bad Brains; Build a Nation: You think I’d be excited that Bad Brains have actually reunited to produce a new studio album. For some reason, it’s better left in the past. Kids today don’t appreciate it. If you want to get into them, go to the older stuff first (Try I Against I). [actual release: June 26]

Listen to Jah People Make the World Go Round

Stereo Total: Paris <> Berlin: omg luuuuv them. It is a German synth-pop due that sings in both French and German. Much of the stuff makes you think you are in a uber-Eurotrash bar. But fantastic. [actual release: August]

Listen to Ta Voix au Telephone

Tiger Army; Music From Regions Beyond: The best of the psychobilly bands. Like the Lillingtons, they have a timeless sound that always is a throwback to its original form. And…. they’re from Berkeley! [actual release: June 5]

Listen to Lunatone

List: best movie makeover scenes

In film, lists, pop culture goodness on June 5, 2007 at 10:18 pm

Thanks for John for the idea. I’ve checked with the judges, and this can also include shopping montages.

Coyote Ugly; “Forgive My Father, for I have sinned.”

She’s All That; Um, a riot would break out if I didn’t include this. I actually haven’t seen this in a while, but I know a red dress and a descent down the stairs happens.

Aquamarine; They have to sneak off to Tampa for this one. “I love vintage!”

Strictly Ballroom; How Fran went from a pock-mark freak to a dancing beauty in under 20 minutes is beyond me.

She’s The Man; Cross dressing is quirky! Look at me! I’m wearing a mustache! But I’m a GIRL! How crazy!

A Cinderella Story; Hilary Duff has it in her contract that she needs to have a requisite costume change montage.

Miss Congeniality: Oh Sandra, you’re so sassy. You told him…WAIT! Watch out for those heels!

The Princess Diaries: It taught us that curly haired girls are FUGLY and straight-haired girls are princesses. I think that’s veiled anti-semitism.

Grease: Uh duh. Why does Sandy need to be the one who changes?

Pollyanna: I was obsessed with this scene when I was younger. I wanted a sailor outfit with a hat with a pom pom on it. Instead I got an outfit from the Pretty Plus department from Sears.

Goblet of Fire: Hermione in pink! I never thought I’d live to see the day!

Earth Girls Are Easy: makeovers are not just for the gals! A surfer dude exists under all that fur!

She’s Out of Control: A whole movie whose BASIS is a makeover. I watched this incessantly and scrutinized every outfit. And I am ashamed to say, copied many of them in high school.

Clueless: yes I know you were all waiting for this one. Makeovers give Cher a sense of order in a world of chaos. And a fat Brittany Murphy a scene that will go down in our memories forever.

Gaaaahhhh!

In consumerism on June 5, 2007 at 7:03 pm

I kind of regretted shopping at American Apparel but I just got my hoodie and OH.MUH.GAWD. you need to get it. It is the most fantastic and comfortable thing I have ever owned. Here’s a picture of me in it:

Sers, I am completely sold on American Apparel.

It’s like Sophie’s Choice

In Nada Surf, downloads, music on June 5, 2007 at 6:33 pm

I’ve been asked to pick two of my favorite songs to contribute to a compilation cd of all my coworkers’ favorite songs. Cute, right? However, the decision has been giving me heart palpitations. I’ve settled on these, but I am sure to change my mind once the whole thing goes to press.

Erasure; “A Little Respect”

Nada Surf; “Bad Best Friend”

Great, I’ve already changed my mind.

I heart Mark Ronson

In cover songs, downloads, eye candy, music on June 5, 2007 at 12:08 am

Uuuummm, I am kind of embarassed that I am obsessed with the new Mark Ronson album, Version. He is a producer/DJ and he made this album basically to brag about all his famous friends. He’s kind of like DJ AM, minus the gastric bypass. He produced this album of indie rock covers, all featuring some pretty notable people. I’m not gonna lie, it’s all I’ve been listening to. His first compilation, Here Comes the Fuzz, is pretty good too. Here’s my favorite tracks.

05-valerie-feat-amy-winehouse.mp3

11-the-only-one-i-know-feat-robbie.mp3

02-oh-my-god-feat-lily-allen.mp3

05-i-suck-feat-rivers-cuomo.mp3

Another bonus? He’s pretty smokin’ hot. Although he moved fron London when he was like three, so what’s with the accent?

Mazel tov!

In links, people, pop culture goodness on June 4, 2007 at 1:43 pm

I am doung a shout out, because two amazing people are starting new jobs today. And knowing that first days at new jobs are more akward than school dances, here is some stuff to read to appear being busy. My most awkward first day at work was at the ‘faw, because my boss had no idea how to supervise me or what to do with me. This actually continued through my whole time there. I digress. Here are some good reads for the day.

Andrew continues the quest for the best movie music moments, totally picking up my slack. How could I overlook “Anything Goes”?

Speaking of movie lists, here is 25 thoughts about upcoming summer movies and the similarities between Tony Soprano and Harry Potter.

Also, a critical analysis of the sure-to-be-awful The Starter Wife, from my new favorite blog.

Also, the great debate continues: Seth Rogan: Hot or Not? I think you know where I stand. (A lil NSFW)

Ok, let’s get serious. A look at standardized testing for children entering kindergarten.

Nation’s Leading Alarmists excited about bird flu.

A passive-aggressive vegan grocery cashier: a day in the life.

Oldie but Goodie: Warrant

In downloads, music, oldies on June 4, 2007 at 6:46 am


Warrant; Then, a tough leather-clad rock band; Now: a gay street gang

I often go through phases where I hate all the music I own and out of 30,000 tracks on my hard drive, I can’t find anything to listen to. I am kind of in that slump right now, so when that happens, I reach waaaaayyyy back to some older stuff just for a change. Doing this post started making me feel some nostalgia, so I dove into my early nineties metal collection. I am ashamed, some of it was beyond terrible (anyone remember the band Trixter? Anyone?) However, I luckily had some Warrant laying around. Hear me out. If you judge them WITHIN the context of the genre, it’s pretty catchy. I am sure you remember “Cherry Pie” their early nineties feminist anthem. That was actually not really a lot of their sound, I would say they were more pop-rock. And I am comfortable enough to say I can enjoy some quality pop rock (I secretly like the Gin Blossons, for christssake). So here’s what I have been rocking out to while I pack up my stuff. Don’t judge.

01-down-boys.mp3

12-mr-rainmaker.mp3

03-heaven.mp3

05-big-talk.mp3

07-cherry-pie.mp3

you know you are getting old when…

In celeb obsession, eye candy, getting old, pop culture goodness, tv, what the kids are in to on June 4, 2007 at 6:13 am

You finally realize that you are too old to watch MTV. I sat through the MTV movie awards, getting douchechills the whole time. I am seriously too old for this shit. Sarah Silverman was actually kind of funny. Although I am not a fan, I felt bad because her brand of humor went right over their heads and most of the audience sat there pretty dumbfounded. There were incredibly homophobic moments throughout, which is always amazing. Awesome. Rihanna did a performance and looked like shit. The whole thing was a huge commercial for the Tranformers the movie, which looks really dumb. The only highlights were Zac Efron looking cute and obviously being totally psyched to be there, Amanda Bynes looking like an orange hooker, Sascha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell making out, just as I had hoped for, Amy Winehouse giving a fantastic live performance of “Rehab”, and Johnny Depp proving he is the coolest mofo alive. I swear, he stopped aging at 32.

Ending with a bang? If you know what I mean

In tv on June 4, 2007 at 6:04 am

You may have heard this already, but…

Cult TV show Battlestar Galactica will end early next year, the program’s makers have confirmed. The final fourth season of the sci-fi show will be broadcast on U.S. cable network Sci Fi Channel from November. Executive producers Ronald Moore and David Eick released a statement, saying, “This show was always meant to have a beginning, a middle and, finally, an end. Over the course of the last year, the story and the characters have been moving strongly toward that end, and we’ve decided to listen to those internal voices and conclude the show on our own terms. And while we know our fans will be saddened to know the end is coming, they should brace themselves for a wild ride getting there – we’re going out with a bang.”

I think I’m okay with it. I’d rather have something end on a good note so I can remember it well, instead of burning out (Roswell, anyone?). It makes sense. The first season was them reacting to the invasion, the second season was fighting for survival, the third season was looking for earth, and the fourth season will probably be the battle for control over earth. I’ll just have to start writing LOTS of fanfic after it ends. Also, can the actors actually get some better roles, and not just on Canadian sci fi shows? Here is my wishlist for the fourth season:

  • Baltar and Roslin showdown- he will finally put her in her place while she sits there with her smug bitchface on.
  • Cally will grow her bangs out.
  • We will find out how Roslin and Baltar found a collection of well-pressed suits in a post-apocolyptic world.
  • We can see some gay people. I know they are out there.
  • Anders is training to be a pilot-let’s see some combat action. If you know what I mean.
  • I’d like to see Number Six showdown with a lot of the characters she has not interacted with before. She could make Lee cry in under one minute.
  • They could also explain how the cylons have a couture wardrobe.
  • Are they all still just eating algae?
  • There will be more episiodes where they just blow shit up the whole time.
  • We find out that Billy is not really dead! (Here’s hoping)

Essential Albums: Social Distortion

In downloads, essential album, music on June 3, 2007 at 5:19 pm

I haven’t done one of these in a bit. Social Distortion has an amazing sound, I guess you could call it rockabilly? I think this is what Johnny Cash would sound like if he decided to go in a heavier direction. Mike Ness, the main singer songwriter is a genius. The songs are pretty much punkish, but still have a strong melodic bass. The rhythm section is great, there is a constant full drumbeat and chord progression throughout every sone. They have been around since the late eighties, with their peak in the early to mid-nineties. Their latest came out in 2005, and personally I thought it was one of their best. It’s one of those bands whose albums sound similar to each other, but that is welcome because if it’s great, no need to fix it. Most of the bands popular today wouldn’t even exist if Social D was not around, and the influences are obvious. Good Charlotte thinks they sound like Social Distortion (bwah!) and even Green Day has taken a cue from them. Their album Between Heaven and Hell is considered their most consistent, so that whole album is here. I’ve also included some of their better tracks from other albums, which are also worth checking out. Even if you think you haven’t heard them before, I guarantee you’ve heard “Story of My Life” and “Ball and Chain”. They are always used in movies and commercials. Their cover of “Ring of Fire” is, dare I say, better than the original.

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Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell (1992) (full album)

From Social Distortion (1990)

03-story-of-my-life.mp3 /05-ring-of-fire.mp3 / 06-ball-and-chain.mp3 / 02-let-it-be-me.mp3

From White Light, White Heat, White Trash (1996)

under-my-thumb.mp3 / dear-lover.mp3 / i-was-wrong.mp3

From Sex, Love & Rock N Roll (2004)

01-highway-101.mp3 / 05-nickels-and-dimes.mp / dont-take-me-for-granted.mp3

[More essential albums]

for hours of fun

In links on June 3, 2007 at 10:31 am

Check out the passive-aggressive note blog.

For even more time wasting? I can has cheezburger.

And for the grammar police (like me),  Literally, a web log and the “blog” of “unecessary” quotation marks.

And there goes my weekend.

Consumer reports

In consumerism, downloads, music on June 2, 2007 at 11:27 am

New Young Pony Club, Fantastic Playroom. You know my feelings about good bands with female vocals. Get it! [officially release: June 4]

Get “The Bomb

Maps, We Can Create. Electronica Indie. It won’t change your life. [official release: June 19]

Get “Liquid Sugar

Caribou, Andorra. Even more indie electronica! I guess this one is a bit superior to the others, but it still doesn’t wow me. [August 19]

Get “After Hours

amazing.

In links on June 1, 2007 at 4:02 pm

If you haven’t already tooled around with Google maps street view, prepare for several hours of your life you’ll never get back. I’ve already walked through all of San Francisco and Berkeley. No need for me to even move there anymore.

If I see giant owls to ride on, it will be over.

In I hate Disney, consumerism on June 1, 2007 at 6:30 am

Lots of you directed me towards the news that Universal will open a Harry Potter themepark. Although it is certain I will go, I can’t help but wonder if it is really to continue the magic of the books, or to rake in more money? Both, I guess. Also, Disney was bidding for the rights and I am GLAD they lost! Disney, you can’t own everything. I would love to see a Hogwarts castle replica. Will there be actors walking around as Hogwarts characters? And Hogsmeade! So cool.

Here are some other attractions I hope to see:

  • Prof. McGonagall’s Wild Ride (you figure it out)
  • A roller coaster based on the Maurauder’s map
  • The veiled abyss (like the one in the Ministry) where you can push your child down and they can experience waking death.
  • A chamber of secrets simu-ride where you can virtually gouge out the eyes of a basilisk.
  • A recording booth where an engineer can turn your voice into parceltongue. For $39.99 you can take the cd home with you.
  • A restaurant that only serves the meat from magical creatures. (Like a hyppogriff burger)
  • A live musical stage show glorifying child abuse, starring the Dursleys
  • There will be two hotels on the grounds. One is where you can stay in a replica of Sirius Blacks’ house, and the hotel staff have to dress like house elves. The other is the economy motel, where you stay in replicas of a cupboard under the stairs. No bathrooms available. The shampoo and conditioner they give you will come in potions bottles, with “Hair by Snape” labels. Your express check out bill will be selivered by owl.
  • Similar to Epcot’s World Showcase, there will be a World Showcase including France (full of leggy blonds who shake their asses) and Bulgaria, where there are only men who sulk and grunt at you while wearing fur.
  • If you can speak in a convincing British accent the whole time, you can get 10% your admission price.
  • If you are there on your honeymoon, you can buy Harry/Cho costumes to walk around in. You can even have your wedding there, and the reception will be a recreation of the Yule Ball, and the honeymoon suite will look like Dumbedore’s office. Kinky, right?
  • As you get on the parking lot tram, someone will throw green powder on you to make you think you are traveling by floo powder.
  • A roller coaster where passengers sit in blue Ford Angila.