mass slaughter of innocent turkeys day

Hope everybody has a great holiday, celebrating the mass genocide Native Americans. And chomping on dead turkeys that who were innocently slaughtered for the sake of a cliches American tradition.  In celebration, here’s an anorexic’s guide to Thanksgiving.

Also, indie rock is destroying America! And America is also suffering because we don’t have a Barbie entertainment theme store. In my dream! Finally, old-school Sesame Street not suitable for today’s children. Kickass!