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January 3, 2008

It’s official! I’ve given birth!

Filed under: animals — ihatewheat @ 6:58 pm

I just officially adopted the cat I have been fostering over the past five months. I was still on the fence about it but the humane society called me today and said someone else was interested in her and I snatched those dreams away from them and claimed the cat for my own. The only probably is…she still doesn’t have a name. I’ve been calling her “puppy”, “ignorant slut”"cutie” and “hey”, all of which don’t really work for permanent names. I’ve been thinking about giving her a Sweet Valley High name, but I don’t know. Anyone have any ideas? She’s kind of an attention whore, she grunts a lot, and she likes to watch me shower, if that helps with her personality.

10 Comments »

  1. Hooray for your adopting a kitty from the Humane Society! She is so beautiful! I vote for ‘Lila’ or ‘Jade’. Best of luck with your sweet baby! <3

    Comment by hatcitynikki — January 4, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

  2. Since I like to watch you shower too, maybe you should name her “Christopher T. Baker.”

    Comment by Chris B. — January 4, 2008 @ 5:28 pm

  3. Ken Matthews is the only name coming to mind. Congratulations on getting the cat and crushing someone else’s dreams!

    Comment by Duck — January 5, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

  4. Huh? DUCK sounds intense.
    I’m going to say Eleanor Roosevelt because this cat sounds like she’s a sassy lesbian.

    Comment by 9-juan-juan — January 7, 2008 @ 3:04 am

  5. OOH wait HOW BOUT SHANE! From the L Word

    Comment by 9-juan-juan — January 7, 2008 @ 3:04 am

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  7. Name her Winnie! :)

    Comment by megan — January 8, 2008 @ 1:24 am

  8. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy, ihatewheat — she’s a beauty! :)

    I kinda like ““ignorant slut” although it’s a tad long — maybe you could call her “Jane” as in “Jane, you ignorant slut.” [SNL recovered memory surfacing]

    FWIW I adopted a one year old pup named Jade a few months ago. However, she arrived with name firmly attached and is also an ignorant slut.

    Or, how about “Olivia”?

    Comment by Amber Tan — January 8, 2008 @ 11:00 am

  9. i hate to be so obvious…but what about “francine” or even better “francine pascal”

    :)

    Comment by 1979semifinalist — January 8, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

  10. That cat looks like a “Muffin” to me. Or a “Winnie Cooper.”

    Comment by sbw — January 12, 2008 @ 12:57 am

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