I’m boycotting all movies from now on

I guess I have only myself to blame, because I’m the one that voluntarily chose to rent it.

There are no such things as screenwriters anymore. There is a big hat full of movie cliches that someone reaches into and then makes a “plot” out of them. Cutesy pun for a title? Check. Career driven woman unfullfilled with her life until she meets the perfect guy? Check. Takes place in New York with an unrealistic depiction of New York? Check. Character living an an apartment that is way too big for what they could afford in real life? Check. Overly precocious child teaches the adult how to love and live? Check. Using cooking for metaphors for life lessons? Check.