hear me out

I usually don’t care about this crap, but I am a little fascinated by all this Ashley Alexandra Dupre business, whatever her name is. First, I think she’s actually quite pretty, and not quite what you would epect from a call girl. She also looks a bit…Jewish. Feel me? I really want to know how one goes from being a runaway from a broken home to charging $4500 an hour. Not like I plan on doing that, but it’s just such a mystery to me. And did she know he was the governor? I want a biopic immediately. I’ll bet they’ll cast Natalie Portman.