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Jezebel has been making LOLlosts, which have also made my day.

Seriously, first it was the schoolboy cafes, now it is cat cafes, where you can hang out with cats. I’m buying a plane ticket right now.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

A boxer and a goat are besties.

But so worth it. Remember to spay/neuter!

Who I am fooling, except thousands more animal videos.

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I just officially adopted the cat I have been fostering over the past five months. I was still on the fence about it but the humane society called me today and said someone else was interested in her and I snatched those dreams away from them and claimed the cat for my own. The only probably is…she still doesn’t have a name. I’ve been calling her “puppy”, “ignorant slut”"cutie” and “hey”, all of which don’t really work for permanent names. I’ve been thinking about giving her a Sweet Valley High name, but I don’t know. Anyone have any ideas? She’s kind of an attention whore, she grunts a lot, and she likes to watch me shower, if that helps with her personality.

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Someone thought it would be cute to do this to my car when I was parked in my RESERVED lot in my RESERVED space. Hoe can you even do that damage? And leave without leaving a note? There goes this month’s paycheck.

This is how angry it makes me:

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Over at Cute Overload was this uh.maz.ingly cute video of two kittens “gossiping”. Someone needs to add subtitles to that, toute suite.

Ok, now I am going to put on my cat-embroidered housecoat and drink from my I HEART CATS mug.

How Zac Efron became the cutest guy ever. Jeez, even Time is covering this phenomenon.

Orphaned hedgehogs adopt cleaning brush as their mother. Yes, you read that right. In other news, I’ve adopted my swiffer as my life partner.

Gay or High School Musical? Hard to tell sometimes.

There also seems to be myriad stories of cute animals in the news, and this baby Bengal tiger is no eception.

omg! Cute rump shot! Can’t. take. it.

What? More animals in the news? Apparently two turtles/tortoises (I never know the fucking difference) hang out at the museum of Natural History.

Also weird: redheads will be extinct in the next 100 years. Oh noes!

Jose Saramongo, albeit a genius, is a bit unbalanced.

Take that, Steve Jobs...a Jersey teen has hacked the iphone. I love this kid.

Andrew is also doing the top 100 of the 90s. Eeeeeentersting to see our lists next to each other.

The Dairi Burger is on fire, getting more and more readers every day. I added the books I read on the plane, including Dangerous Love, Dear Sister, and Outcast.

Out on Tuesday: the second Season of Extras. It’s the one where Danny Radcliffe guest stars.

Speaking of DR, check out these CREEEEEEEEEEPPPPY shots of him. Seriously, I’m concerned.

Squeeeee! Chihauha born with a heart on its back! It’s like a real life My Little Pony!

Get excited about this video of a VERY DRAMATIC GOPHER.

What is cuter than cross-species friendships? I can’t take it!

A German Shepard nurses piglets! Ahhhh! Their little behinds! Squeeee!

Turtles and cats!!!!!!! Can’t….breathe…..

I know I spend a lot of time hating on a show I don’t even watch, but the Times made note of the ridiculousness of the Grey’s Anatomy spinoff.

Sex isn’t the problem with the new series; it’s the subjugation. Addison looks up her old friend from medical school whose perfect marriage has just ended and finds herself enmeshed with two other mature, reputable professionals: a fertility specialist and a psychotherapist. All three women are lovelorn, sex-starved and prone to public displays of disaffection.

Female empowerment my ass. In Captain Obvious news, the Geico Caveman pilot is dreaaaaadful.

Now comes the most mind numbing, stupendously stupid and astoundingly misguided part of this fiasco: The creators have tried to infuse social satire by making the show an allegory for prejudice. They draw astoundingly leaden parallels to every minority group in the world without a laugh in sight.

Seriously, leave the social commentary to Battlestar, or even to South Park.

I wasn’t prepared to see this on the news…some unknown sea creature thing. It is beyong disgusting and creepy. It’s like a living intestine. Pretty much the most heinous nightmarish creature I could ever encounter. Yeesh!

I am going to try to replace the image in my mind with the world’s smallest dog.

God, I wish it was 1997 and I was still rocking out to Garbage in my dorm room. Not really. But Shirley Manson (love love love her) is in a new anti-fur campaign for PETA. I love her dress. I’ll bet it would be cuter with a leather clutch.

A pair of Sumatran tiger cubs and a set of young orang-utans, all abandoned at birth, have become inseparable after sharing a room at an Indonesian zoo.

Thanks Debbie Downer:

But the friendship is not destined to last as tigers start eating meat when they are three months old and will need to be separated from their new playmates.

Fuck the Bears and whoever else is playing. Just make sure you watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. And even better, the kitty half time show. I can’t even take it.

The one on the upper right looks super worried. Omg! His name is Quesadilla! [faints from the cuteness]

Also, if that’s not enough, check The Daily Puppy. (Thanks Brian).

I’m headed to Florida for the week, and blogging capabilities are iffy. I am not sure how you are going to manage, but you’ll have to figure something out. I’ll be back next Thursday.

Taking pictures of the kids is hard because they are always on the movie. And believe me, my shitty digital camera is really lacking on capturing extreme cuteness.

“What can I do with this?”

“Like my wig?”

Pzaz looks like a creature that guards the gates of hell.