I could cut the sexual tension between Ted Casablanca and Ryan Seacrest with a knife.
I wish Issac Mizrahi would stop molesting everyone.
I think Joaquin Phoenix had plastic surgery to enhance his hrelip. Rawr!
Hilary Swank looks foooyyyyne.
Queen Latifah starts the show off by giving a cheap plug for Last Holiday. Only after that does she acknowledge that it is MLK Day. They automatically cut to shots of Terrance Howard and Chris Rock.
Natalie Portman wearing a dress with lace bracups. Yuck.
Rachel Weisz wins best supporting actress. She looks like ass. I got to see a brief glimse of Darren Aronofsky.
I think Luke Wilson is high
This Brandon Rouse character, the new Superman, is a tool.
I think Sandra Oh peed herself. She is this year’s Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Why is Geena Davis still working?
I didn’t know that Wentworth Miller was nominated. I wonder if he ran into Mariah and they reannacted her video.
Shucks, P Demps lost.
What the hell is Two and a Half Men?
Steve Carrell just won for The Office. He’s better thank Ricky Gervais.
Ryan basically sucker punched Reese in the back when she won. Is Joaquin crying?
Mary Louise Parker beat out the Desperate Housewives. I so want her to get up there and say, “hey, Billy and Claire, FUCK YOU!”
Ha. Zack Braff is kicking back with a bottle of Bud Light.
Shit! Harrison Ford looks ROUGH.
some TV awards. Whatevs.
Zzzzzzz…..the Anthony Hopkins tribute….
Ang Lee is awesome. Btw, who is the hottie sitting next to Heath?
Omg! Cilliam Murphy! I didn’t realize he was there.
Joaquin is on about 20 Xanax. Say it with me, “DM!”
Felicity wins for Transamerica. I hope she won because it was a good performance, not because it is sooooo harrrrrd to play such a despicable character like a transwoman. (insert sarcasm). Her speech was good.
Holy crap, even the clip of Brokeback kind of made me tear up.
Heath loses to Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Holy shit, Heath soooooo reminds me of Tim. I’ll prove my theory later.
Ok, Brokeback won. Der. I just realized I wanted to mention that Dennis uaid made dick jokes when he was presenting the movie. It was like he wanted to make sure everyone knew HE wasn’t gay. He might as well said, “I used to bang Meg Ryan!”
Ok, I do think it is good that movies with LGBT themes won, it may give some attention to the issues. There is still a long way to go.