Sorry to disappoint, but I will NOT be liveblogging the Oscars tonight. I will be at a party, so only the people there will benefit from my witty commentary. I’m not too excited, because I haven’t seen most of the movies. I am always excited to scutinize and drool over the celebs. Gotta go, Clive Owen just arrived at LAX for the ceremony, and I think I’m late to pick him up.