The Gum Thief

I love Douglas Coupland so much it is physically painful. Sure, Miss Wyoming was a piece of crap. But JPod? Genius. Even more awesome is that he created short films as a teaser to the upcoming novel The Gum Thief. Oh Douglas, you make Canadians seems a thousand times more awesome than us.


what it’s like to be reeeeely ridiculously good looking

I don’t know why I find so much humor in this guys blog. It’s like blogging isn’t for geeks anymore, it’s for complaining about how beautiful you are and how fabulous you are, and how exhausting that is! I am definately going to check it regulary to make sure his tanning session worked for the next big shoot. I am really worried.

List: Villains are misunderstood too! Part Two!

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The Phantom, The Phantom of the Opera
Why people hate him: Okay, so he maybe killed some people in the process of haunting the opera house. Also, he is threatening the success of the operas and scaring the crap out of their precious lead soprano engeneue.
Why he’s misunderstood: he is forced to live in the dingy bowels of the opera house, and his only outlet is teaching Christine Daae to sing. She goes ahead and becomes a famous soprano and forgets about the Phantom and canoodles with that pretty boy, Raoul. He made her who she is! And he gets practically no thanks!

Gauis Baltar, Battlestar Galactica
Why people hate him: so maybe he was (indirectly) responsible for the near genocide of the human race, he canoodles with cylons, he is condescending and a womanizer, he won the presidential elections using questionable tactics
Why he is misunderstood: first of all, he actually didn’t realize that he was betraying the human race when he did it. He may also be the only one smart enought to find planet earth. Second of all, that condescing president Roslin has it out for him. He’s also the only one to know how to have fun on the fleet- so maybe that invludes manipulating people for his own benfit- but at LEAST he didn’t rig the election, like certain other candidates

Pzaz of the Misfits, Jem and the Holograms
Why people hate her: she is always trying to murder Jem and the Holograms
Why she is misunderstood: if you were always losing to that goody-two shoes Jem, wouldn’t that annoy you? Plus, the Misfits music is better, but everyone is so blinded by Jem’s over the top phialnthropy. Plus, her father is head of her record company and puts a lot of pressure on her.

Tess, Roswell
Why people hate her: she tricked Max into knocking her up so she could bring the alien baby back to her alien homeland.
Why she is misundertood: The other three hybrids were lucky enough to be adopted and assimilated into society, and she got stuck with a creepy shapeshifting father. Plus, in her alien home, she was a queen and married to Max, and on earth she has to play second fiddle to that mousy Liz parker. I’d be pissed too and try to get my alien friends to go back home too.

Taffy Sinclair, Taffy Sinclair series

Why people hate her: she was the first person in the fifth grade to have boobs, plus she’s apparently vain and always trying to steal Jana Morgan’s boyfriend.
Why she is misunderstood: Jana and her friends are super jealous and treat her like shit and always kept her out of their clique. She was only fighting fire with fire.

irrelavent info

I got the new Raveonettes album and squeeing with delight. Sounds exactly like what you would expect from them, which is awesome.

Started watching It’s Always Pervy Sunny in Philadelphia, and any show that can use abortion, molestation and the handicapped in a celver way is okay in my book.

OInk was shut down and the owner arrested. Who will bail me out when they get me?

James McAvoy DOES NOT EQUAL Kurt Cobain. I just don’t see it. I would choose Garret Hedlund or Joe Anderson.

Have you ever seen the Lionel Richie video for “Hello”. If not, this will make no sense to you.

American Apparel’s Halloween costume guide. Hollywood streetwalker: love it! As much as I make fun, I keep buying stuff there. How can I resist the cranberry leggings and this bag?

I am so in love with my new shoes. Yes, they are suede. So sue me.