Hags in the City

Seriously, have you all seen the pics from the set of the Sex and the City movie? It has become a parody of itself. Sarah Jessica looks like either:

a. a five year old who insists on dressing herself every morning for kindergarten

b. an escaped mental patient

c. a prostitute who was caught in the middle of an explosion of the Mandee sale rack

Oh, this is the the best (worst)

Blue feather? And look at the boobs on the dress. Did someone think this would be a good idea?

Sarah Jessica is definitely not one with typical Hollywood looks, which is awesome. She is actually quite attractive without all the bullshit. Also, she is the executive producer of SATC. Why does she allow production to repeatedly make her character look like shit? It is really like the emperor’s new clothes. I understand couture is supposed to be unique, but DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR? It’s just so sad.

The show already annoys me because I blame it for ruining Manhattan.Every time the gals went to some cliched location, thousands of bored housewives would flock there. No joke, there have been several times when I tell people I lived in Manhattan that they ask, “Is it just like Sex and the City?” Depending on my mood, I said either “oh yea, absolutely”, “do you see what I look like?”, “No, is LA just like The Hills?” or “fuck off”.

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3 thoughts on “Hags in the City

  1. “A five year old who insists on dressing herself every morning for kindergarten.”

    Priceless, R.

    She does look pretty silly — particularly the blue feather thing.

  2. “there have been several times when I tell people I loved in Manhattan that…” Precisely how many Manhattanites have you “loved” during your life? The tawdry details are emerging…how delicious.

  3. not that i’m a Disney fan but I doubt it’s any more racist than the original play, there’s some fucked up shit in that thing.

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