straight people are so embarassing

This movie makes me want to rip out my ovaries and stomp on them until they are bloody pulp, if this is what being female is all about.

The “plot”:

A young woman (Heigl) who has made a career out of being a bridesmaid but never a bride faces her worst nightmare when her sister (Malin Åkerman) becomes engaged to the man of her dreams. Luckily, the wedding brings around the man (Marsden) who will change her bridesmaid status for good, along with the help of her nephew Brett (Ryan Laskey).

How much do you want to bet there will be montages set to Kt Tunstall or some shit like that? Or I’ll bet there will be a zany chase scene and the couple finally meet up on a busy street, stopping traffic, and when they kiss the whole city will cheer. Oh, how about a scene where the main character gets depressed and some girlfriends arrive with some chubby hubby to cheer her up. Maybe an overcontrolling mother? Probably a sterotypically gay wedding planner in there too. I’ll bet the sister will have cold feet the day if her wedding but Katy Heigl will calm her down and convince her to go through with it, even though she loves James and it will be the most selfless.act.anyone’s.ever.committed. Oo, ooo, oo, I’ll bet James will realize he loves Katy Heigl right when he is at the latar before he says “I do” and announces his true love to everyone, devastating the sister, but then they will get married but the SISTER will have to be the bridesmaid. Hardy har! I could go on forever.

But damn you James Marsden! Stop being charming and wasting your hypnotic bone structure in these crappy movies. You are cyclops! Cyclops doesn’t deal with this shit, he fucking kills people with his eye lasers. Get a grip.

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7 thoughts on “straight people are so embarassing

  1. Well, you were wrong on every one. No Kt Tunstall montages, no zany chase scenes with cities cheering, no chubby hubby attempts at cheering up, no overcontrolling mothers, no stereotypically gay wedding planners, no sister getting cold feet right before the wedding, most definetly no KH convincing her sister to go through with the wedding, James was never any kind of love interest or partner for the sister, and he didn’t realise he loved KH in some huge climatic altar scene. I don’t love the movie, but it was at least better than all that.
    So, there are two options. You can either realise you misjudged it and take what you said back, or you can keep dumping on it despite the fact that I just took away every reason you gave to do so. Maybe you could even include another list of probably wrong, outdated guesses as to what happens.

  2. well i love the movie, it´s like a mix of comedy and love. it was really good.
    I saw this movie the last february 14, and its really good, but people can have many different opinions

  3. No KT tunstall, no crazy chases and i don’t remember any cheering. Heigl’s character pretty much ruined the sister’s chances to get married and Kevin knew he had a thing for her since she saw Jane and her boss tasting the food for the wedding. I don’t mean to rub it in. I also thought i was walking into some other corny Hollywood crap, but it turned out, it was just this blissful movie, with a great soundtrack

  4. Now that was a little harsh on the movie. Have you even SEEN it? No? Well I think you should practise the “Innocent until proven guilty”- tactic here; you should go watch it first and THEN from an opinion about it. No prejudices, please!! It didn’t have any of those things you listed, and actually, it was very good! It wasn’t the usual kind of romantic comedy which does in fact have at least two of those things. But 27 Dresses was different, and it made you feel good. :) so stop whining.

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