Indiana Jones and the skull of what the fuck

Really, I’m pretending that the series only has the first three movies in it. The aliens thing I can maybe deal with, but Harrison Ford was totally phoning in his performance. Shia? Useless. Absolutely useless. Witty dialogue? Absent. The charm of the originals? Completely gone. George Lucas and Steven Spielberg sat in a room made of their money, getting high and saying things like “oh you know what would be sooooo rad? If Indy survived a nuclear blast.” “Duuuuuude yea! Put that in there!”

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