Fantastic. I’ll take 4 in pink please. Although the blond child in the bottom right corner is going to come and kill me in my sleep.
So I did what every good patriotic American is supposed to do, which is to spend their stimulus check on expensive electronics to fill the empty void in our lives. So I got a TiVo! My plan was that it will make me watch LESS tv, in that it will be more purposeful.
It is pretty fucking cool, right down to the fun noise it makes! Although, I do feel like it is growing a mind of its own, and, quite frankly, silently judging me. For some reason, no matter what I do, it keeps recording Stargate SG-1. What is it trying to tell me?
And they’re vegan! It makes me look like a hippie Barbarella, but hey, it’s a good look for me.
Also, my weekend will be awesome.
This weekend I went to the Maker Faire. Pretty cool stuff, and lots of geeky people. Yay! Some stuff didn’t do it for me, but there was a life-size Mouse Trap which rocked my world. This is why I love Northern California. Do you think this stuff would happen in Connecticut? Fucking never.
The coolest thing? There’s a guy who has practically dedicated his life to recreating R2D2.
you take a mental health day from work and spend it at Costco. What about Costco entrances me? Is it the opportunity to by as much Crystal Lite mix at one time to kill 100 lab rats? To be able to purchase Stargate SG-1 for a mere $14.99? I don’t know. I hate consumerism, so I like its no-frills warehouse feel. Of course, that is all part of the design, so I have once again been duped by marketing. Seriously though, I could live there. Maybe I will! And film it! [Costo-ize Me].
One, because they have aqua in them. Two, because now I can actually see. They’re kind of trendy as fuck, and now I feel like I want a pair to wear every different day of the week. And I want one of each pair from this company.